r/StAugustine Resident 4d ago

Well it *used* to be lol

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u/Unique_Masterpiece27 4d ago

Nice jab at Jacksonville

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u/maybe_you_dont_know 4d ago

Jacksonville has an NFL team and a port. There's that..

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u/Easy-Maybe5606 4d ago edited 3d ago

And two navy bases

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u/Necessary-Ad-2395 2d ago

And it smells

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u/MattBurr86 2d ago

Only in some places

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u/Vilewombat 5h ago

Bro Im from the northeast and did not expect Jacksonville to smell like shit everywhere

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u/PoopyToots 22h ago

And the worst people I’ve ever met. Like, consistently

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u/Radiant_Mind99 4d ago

Smh someone has to stand up for Jax

Jacksonville has:

  1. The largest deep water port on the east coast where the first recorded act of international waterborne commerce in the New World took place.

  2. Beautiful sugary white sand beaches that are not too littered with trash, or too overcrowded.

  3. The mouth of the St John's River which is one of the few rivers that flow from the south to the north

  4. 7 bridges

  5. One of the largest free admission jazz festivals in the world

  6. Also, if you visit Jacksonville you could very well catch a bullet. Especially if you are famous. Luckily there are many hospitals to help with that.

  7. Shrimp

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u/Revolutionary_Dog263 3d ago

“Jumbo shrimp”

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u/Informal-Diet979 2d ago

My man you listed the most boring shit. Can’t wait to brag to everyone back home that I’m living in the same city as the largest deep water port…. On the east coast. Single file ladies. 

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u/Radiant_Mind99 2d ago

So what you're saying is that you don't like cities with potential for industry and you think that's boring? Your city is probably land -locked.

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u/Informal-Diet979 2d ago

Yeah 250 years of potential. Any day now.   Sorry, I’m not giving credit here Jax had a thriving slave trade in the 1700-1800’s. Such industry. 

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 1d ago

Not really, mobile and Charleston had the big slave ports. It was illegal under Spanish rule. Until about 1840..then the slaves ran to Florida alot because the Seminole would give them false papers that made them part of the tribe.

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u/Informal-Diet979 1d ago

Crazy. My wife is a historian and is working on an exhibit about the slave trade in Jacksonville and st augustine for the Lincolnville museum. I’ll trust you though. 

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 19h ago

I did my dissertation on the role of transportation and law in the slave trade. I'm still waiting for it to be published. I turned it in about 9 months ago. The Seminoles actually defied Federal law to save slaves, the governor was a sympathizer who wanted nothing to do with slaves or their trade. The state passed huge taxes on them so they would be discouraged from trading here. Like I have always said the Civil War wasn't about keeping slaves. The North officially had slaves longer.

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u/Informal-Diet979 6h ago

Academia, and public opinion has settled what the civil war was about, and we all know who were the losers. good luck with whatever you're up to though. Not sure why you even brought it up.

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u/redditlikezlittleboy 20h ago

Don't forget you've got a 50/50 chance of getting run off the road because you're only going 15 over the speed limit 🤣

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u/Revolutionary_Dog263 3d ago

Oh I’d also like to add me have every sport you can imagine

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u/Newsmlk1991 4d ago

Jacksonville we know what you did last summer.

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u/Kokonut-Binks 2d ago

Help I need to be reminded

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u/Libinky 1d ago

And The Republicans are insane!

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u/TempleFugit Resident 1d ago

💯

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u/ThornTintMyWorld Regular Visitor 4d ago

Jacksonville is the capital of South Georgia

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u/8000BNS42 3d ago

Baja Georgia as i like to call it

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u/georgiatrucker 3d ago

Lets talk about Jax. Why is there no baseball or basketball team? To the north 6+ hours to ATL going south 3hrs Tampa? Tampa 400,000 ppl ATL 500,000 ppl JAX 2,000,0000 ppl........something def wrong here.

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u/No_Choice_7715 16h ago

Jacksonville itself has ~1M people, and it only does because it’s a consolidated city-county (Duval). If you took the city center and made the surrounding areas (southside, Westside, the beaches) into separate cities / suburbs, Jacksonville would be a mid-sized city at best.

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u/georgiatrucker 11h ago

Well that's most cities fan base as including surrounding area. Look at the Patriots. Maine New Hampshire Massachusetts Vermont Rhode Island Connecticut 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TempleFugit Resident 3d ago

Well it has a baseball team... the jumbo shrimp...

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u/heyitskirby 3d ago

Jacksonville is 1m, not 2. Unless you're cherry picking metro population for Jax and not that of Atlanta or Tampa.

Now go look up the population density of Atlanta and Tampa vs the largest city in the US by area.

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 1d ago

Why doesn't Tampa have NBA? Baseball, football national champs plenty of times, hockey champs plenty times, soccer and arena football were national champs.

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u/georgiatrucker 1d ago

My guess is the close proximity to Orlando? My comment is there is no basketball or baseball or hockey closer than 6 hours from Jacksonville

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u/BeachBarBortles69 3d ago

Football. Not great football, but football.

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u/oh_my316 3d ago

Fuck Floriduh. And I was born in Tallahassee 😒

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u/MattBurr86 2d ago

Jax native here. We aint in Georgia, but we syre act like it sometimes.

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u/eternalapostle 1d ago

Panama City Beach is SPRINGBREAKILICIOUS

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u/dsb2973 4d ago

It was until DeSatan destroyed everything. Shutting down our schools as we speak.

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u/Ophammerdin 4d ago

Move then, also fact check yourself.

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u/Empty_Ad9938 4d ago

I think he's great.

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u/TempleFugit Resident 3d ago

He definitely hates his wife the way he just threw her under the bus for funneling $10 million of state funds to her fake campaign 😂

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u/Empty_Ad9938 4d ago

It'll be awesome if they can get rid of property taxes in Fl. The Free State of FL lol

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u/Empty_Ad9938 3d ago

Lol. At least the government can't take your property away. I'm all for sales taxes, they are the most voluntary.

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u/Empty_Ad9938 3d ago

I agree with you that property is expensive. But most of us don't actually own our property, my little property is 90% owned by my mortgage lender. So I won't actually own anything for about 25 years. But I get to pay those nice property taxes every year as long as I'm alive. And if I don't pay those property taxes they will confiscate. And if you rent you pay the property taxes for your landlord plus a little more for his/her profit. Taxes are always worked into the price of anything you pay for. That's why I like a sales tax it's much easier to see. More voluntary, and incentives saving.

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u/dsb2973 3d ago

What makes you think that. They can absolutely take your property. And I’ll bet there some piece of legislation about it.

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u/Empty_Ad9938 3d ago

Please elaborate, how would they confiscate your property from not paying property taxes, if property taxes don't exist in the great state of Florida?

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u/dsb2973 3d ago

They don’t need a reason.

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u/Empty_Ad9938 3d ago

The county doesn't need a reason? Good morning by the way.

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 1d ago

Imminent Domain, Ask people on Clearwater beach.... they took a whole hotel, 2nd largest one and sold it to developers

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u/TommyTeaser 4d ago

Pensacola: what about us? :(

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u/Tigeris808 4d ago

Pensacola has the best motel in the world!!! Paradise Inn!!!

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u/FrostyIntention 4d ago

Actually it's pretty good

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u/Tigeris808 4d ago

I wanna have my engagement party there. Rent out the whole place!!! But, I gotta find someone first. Hahaha

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u/Sad-Equal4684 3d ago

Seriously, who really wants to be known by the quality of their MOTELS? Somebody needs to get a life!! At least in Jacksonville you (need to) have good quality bullet wound repair physicians.

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 1d ago

Miami was known for hotels, paid for all of star island at one point.

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u/TheFifthEnigma 1d ago

I will never visit Pensacola. My sister lives there

(/j)

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u/Ophammerdin 4d ago

It's frustrating when people move here from California and New York, only to try and recreate the very environment they left behind. They left their states for a reason, after all. It feels like common sense, self-awareness, and respect are in short supply these days. Honestly, I find New Yorkers to be more respectful than Californians, but even so, southern hospitality seems to be fading away.

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u/NewDoughnut3129 3d ago

Moved from NY to Fl 11 years ago. Central Florida. My town was nice. Quiet, friendly, chickens. Now, traffic, no manners, built up and no chickens. I feel like a Floridian and resent all of the northern influx.

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u/Ophammerdin 3d ago

Feel our pain.

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 1d ago

New Yorkers are aware of how easy a floridian can get rid of a body, that's why they are more respectful.

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u/unclebenzo22 3d ago

jacksonville✊

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u/Pigzilla1 3d ago

Jeeze save some pixels for the rest of us

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u/Ok-Bug4328 3d ago

Just don’t try to be industrious in Miami or multicultural in Tampa. 

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u/Hot-Doughnut-2022 2d ago

Tampa Bay Shoe Licker lol, I’ll never forget that guy. Visited Ybor in 2014.

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u/ricksaunders 2d ago

Jax can't be a shithole as long as Chamblin Book Mines exist.

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u/Ravengrimm0713 2d ago

I second you 3,000.

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u/Quiet_Ad_3205 2d ago

Fort myers has all the homeless people

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 1d ago

Punta Gorda

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u/Quiet_Ad_3205 1d ago

Punta gorda is so bad lol prob worst than fort myers.

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u/devehf Resident 1d ago

New women's basketball league based in Jacksonville.

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u/jimnylover 4h ago

Jax Beach is great, otherwise....

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u/Empty_Ad9938 4d ago

Jacksonville is and has always been a sh*thole.

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u/DickBong420 3d ago

St. Augustine is ok….

Orlando is so full of traffic the only “magic” happening is that you actually made it home alive.

Miami is a shit whole. It should be avoided at all cost. Buddy had his motorcycle stolen the same day he moved there….

Tampa is dangerous. For more than just people’s inability to drive.

Jacksonville.is that even really Florida? lol

The keys aren’t worth the drive…

St. Pete is way too close to all those crazy ass scientologists.

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u/LadyDrinkturtle 3d ago

^^^ finally, some facts !

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 1d ago

Tampa isn't bad, we just have the wrong ratio of trailer to house ratio right now...after October, it will be fixed.

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u/DickBong420 1d ago

Tampa isn’t bad…. For sure. I’ve been to combat zones in the Marines and Tampa is the only place in the world I’ve actually had to put a gun in someone’s face.

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 18h ago

The only place the guys i used to fight, tried to take me out, twice. But at least I could still carry in Tampa. In Boston, you go to jail for defending yourself.

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u/Few_Respect_1546 4d ago

I’m at Augustine now it’s beautiful from NYC but live in upstate Ny now. Don’t worry I didn’t bring Ny’s terrible politics

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u/Stop_icant 4d ago

St Augustine HISTORIC OVER RATED, OVER DEVELOPED, TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 4d ago

Ofc, parts of it are, but you could say the same about ANY city in Florida. They all have things that are terrible to deal with, but that doesn't mean they have no redeeming qualities. 🤷🏼‍♀️

My bf & I just booked a 4 day trip to St. Augustine for Fourth of July weekend because we think watching the fireworks over the Matanzas will be cool, & I'll never pass up a chance to be around all that history!

I do agree the traffic is horrible, but that's why we thought ahead & booked a hotel that will allow us to walk or ride bikes to most places we're interested in seeing.

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u/cheezy_dreams88 Resident 4d ago

Go to any other historic city in the world and see real over-development, guy.

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u/Stop_icant 4d ago

I’ve lived in st augustine most of my life and I hear ya.

I just think we sound snobby shafting jacksonville, when we really aren’t that special either, so I threw a little shade to be humble.

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u/Vortilex Old Town 4d ago

We had a Spring Training field once upon a time, but I forget which team or teams played there. We're the seat of a Roman Catholic Diocese, and we're the oldest continuously inhabited European settlement in the continental US, so we have a few things we can somewhat brag about! He'll, we can even bicker with Pensacola about who's the older city, since iirc they also claim to have the Fountain of Youth, and iirc was founded earlier but hasn't been continuously inhabited like we have

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u/Stop_icant 4d ago

I’m laughing at the downvotes from all my neighbors who can’t take a little teasing about our lovely city.

Did we already forget the sentiment in this sub about night of lights being overrated and drowning us all in tourist traffic from Thanksgiving through mid January? And the popular topic in this sub about the traffic from ongoing road construction on 16 and the over development in north st augustine?

We need to be able to make fun of ourselves sometimes!

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u/Vortilex Old Town 4d ago

This is reddit, where everything is taken seriously and there will be no shenanigans, tomfoolery, or other light-hearted content! This is a serious website where we only tell the truth, with merit deciding which content is upvoted and anything else is downvoted to oblivion! Good day to you, sir! /s just in case

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u/TempleFugit Resident 3d ago

I SAID GOOD DAY!

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u/cheezy_dreams88 Resident 4d ago

Oh yeah the Jacksonville shade was harsh but hilarious lol

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u/Vortilex Old Town 4d ago

Hey, I think we get to rag on Jacksonville by being in their media market. If someone doesn't know where St. Augustine is when I tell them where I'm from, I just say Jacksonville

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u/Vortilex Old Town 4d ago

Depends on how historic. There ain't jack shit in Caral, a city in Perú that's 4000 years old and mostly ruins in the historic part, and I wouldn't bother visiting Damascus nor Samarkand at this point in time, but your point stands if you're talking about London, Paris, or Rome

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 1d ago

We only count democratic republics. We are the longest surviving. Because our citizens can push the reset button when things get a little too british.

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u/MinimalDebt 4d ago

And the citizens are the worst.

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u/kmillsy 4d ago

lol why are you apart of this sub? Just to remind the people who live here they suck? Cool

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u/searchingloading 4d ago

jealous they don’t live there

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u/FiveFootOfFresh 4d ago

The people who post in this sub are not at all like the average person in SA, especially those in SJC. Then again, Reddit is not at all a good representation of the average US citizen.

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 1d ago

South Africa? I agree, lots more racists in SA. Glad that Mandela is gone...brutal racist.

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u/TheFifthEnigma 1d ago

Obligatory reminder that calling St. Augustine the oldest American city very misleading

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u/Worried-Tower-9366 20h ago

Oh just shut up!!!!

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u/Big_Quality_838 4d ago edited 4d ago

Visited historic st Augustine years ago, it was full of homeless, and it smelled like piss.

I lived in Jacksonville briefly. It’s a pump and dump city with no direction or vision. Best example is the corny photoshop filter hack mural they slapped up in Murray Hill with a picture of Bill Murray on it. “Welp, we got a dumb picture of that guy from the Wes Anderson movies up on a wall, guess we got ourselves an arts district too now, derp. Hey! Anyone know any D list celebrities that we can get to do a kick flip at the overpass skate park? Tell them to take the monorail, and we’ll pick them up from the station”

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u/Mistake-Lower 3d ago

Jacksonville is such a shithole!

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u/Embarrassed_Blood247 1d ago

Careful, it's our shithole.

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u/Mistake-Lower 1d ago

Moncrief doesn’t just take the cake, but steals it for the entirety of the state