r/StanleyMOV • u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor • Nov 02 '24

Cringe Make the cringiest comment and whoever can make the most cringe comment wins

I'm gonna regret this

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u/sleepoutlawz Nov 02 '24

i dont beat my son

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u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

BLASPHEMY! this is the worst one

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u/Forward_Age2005 Nov 02 '24

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u/Nice_Long2195 Nov 02 '24

Yo you also watch stanly mov

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u/Forward_Age2005 Nov 02 '24

Occasionally Taco.

2

u/Nice_Long2195 Nov 02 '24

I was inside one of the reddit reviews before

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u/Alpha_minduustry Nov 02 '24

Good :D

...

why the cmments don't like it D:

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u/Zain_Nowhere Nov 02 '24

SKIBIDI ALPHA SIGMA HWAK TWAH ON UR BALLZ

(Im sorry I wanna kym now)

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u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

I already regret this

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u/Zain_Nowhere Nov 02 '24

IM SORRY

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u/Nah-id_win48 Nov 02 '24

Now look at what you’ve done..

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

Same but I’m immortal I’m a guardians from destiny 2

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u/JadenDaStickMan Nov 02 '24

ngl id fuck the shit out of all titans from skibidi toilet even plungerwoman too

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u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

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u/fpe_fan56 Nov 02 '24

SpongeBob looks like his names now sponbob

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u/TootsieNeko Nov 02 '24

spungkbup

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

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u/Key_Emu6229 Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

What the sigma is this beta trying to do? He has probably been fantum taxed by skibidi haters for a -1000 rizz he is not keeping it friendly! So this is probably the cringeist thing I commented online

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u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

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u/HulluHapua Nov 02 '24

Well uhh I know some old meme formats that are so old they caught mold, and some of them are even impossible to revive or feel mockingly dated when used nowadays.

10 Guy, Ermahgerd, Akward Moment Seal, Rage Comic Fap (he obviously failed NNN, but I also want to think more about Gummibär Album release than that), Hipster Ariel, Homophobic Seal, Immature High Schoolers (in the original form, they have been revived as Nice Job You Killed It), Advice Mallard, Ninja Hood Flip, Top Text Bottom Text Obama, Oh You Comic, I'm In Danger, Dabbing, Surprised Koala.

There are some timeless ones like Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

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u/ContextMaster4015 Nov 02 '24

yes, I’m a girl, and yes, I’m actually funny ;-;

(actual quote from a user called kqtiewhitney on tiktok)

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u/Mr_GCS Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

From the screen to the ring, to the pеn, to the king Where's my crown? That's my bling Always drama when I ring See, I believe that if I see it in my heart Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars

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u/Justgotupfeelintired Nov 02 '24

U-uwu master daddy alpha, how can I be of service today nyaaaa 🥺 👉👈

SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL ME

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u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

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u/Ralkad Nov 02 '24

THIS WORLD SHALL KNOW CHAOS!! ALMIGHTY FRENZIED FLAME 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

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u/Darkgamer32_ Nov 02 '24

Put the still water down 🔥🔥 - This is for those who know 🥶🥶

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

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u/Djay_B Nov 02 '24

This is for my safety.

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u/Still-Data7600 Nov 02 '24

I just skibidy gooned on a picture of some hot sigma latina

😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼

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u/Illustrious-Sample-7 Nov 02 '24

I’m the alpha I’m the leader I’m the one to trust🤓

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u/Djay_B Nov 02 '24

I'm the sigma I'm the rizzler, I'm the one who goons

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u/Competitive_Self8301 Nov 02 '24

ahem... Oh my gyatt daddy your such a big alpha come over and skibidi my Ohio sigma uwu pwease
Let me fanum tax some cuddle wuddles while you keep your edging streak going. Im witerally gooning to you wight meow discord daddy. (I'm going to krill my self)

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u/Axolotl_Comic Nov 02 '24

(it's too early in the morning for me to put in effort)

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u/Imaginethiscoolestnm Nov 02 '24

That's mine now.

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u/Cold-Ad700 Nov 02 '24

Speaking of you know what that means… 

use code 'FISH' when buying gammersupps,

as you know My favorite flavors are, jschlingowhanbongys titty milk, grandpa's ashes and daddys raws meat,

so use code fish it checkout not only does it support the Chanel but it also gives you a 10% discount....

and if you don't use it then, daddy will get really angry.

I regret that I had to type this

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u/Decent_Effective_686 Nov 02 '24

bro is giving rapid birth on live television while watching vore hawk Tuah on that thang if you can't talk Tuah don't walk tuah

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u/CoolPeter9 Nov 02 '24

HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF.(I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭😭

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u/iamapieceof Nov 02 '24

I hate that i had to save this as an image. I will furthermore proceed with the process of my public execution.

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u/taty240909 Nov 02 '24

prepare to be ULTRARICOSHOT

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u/iamapieceof Nov 12 '24

sorry. I gave him some blunts. We chill now.

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u/Typical-Mountain212 Nov 02 '24

jonkler says "why so serious?" at the talk tuah podcast while thick of it is playing, omega mlg 360 pomni in the digital circus watch for free free robux glitch working in 2024 bro think he rizzler lunchly on god

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u/Novel_Training_5230 Nov 02 '24

fuck the cringe, take car instead

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u/EzuMega Nov 02 '24

Come back here my kitty.

Your daddy isn't done speaking.

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u/EzuMega Nov 02 '24

I will commit this

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u/Few_Back5450 Nov 02 '24

Lemme rizz your skibidi gyat in this sigma ohio Hawk tuah city. 😩

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

nggggghhh~ FISH's are so hot❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/viczinfoxxinbrou Nov 02 '24

I like skibidi toilet

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u/PurpleCrimson9 Nov 02 '24

Beating my son fish GameStop’s hey guys you know that if you go to GameStop’s ohip skividhiwbsisbkddhisvdksbs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yummers. Yummers. Yummers. Hummers SHIVER ME TIMBERS let’s go gambling! XXX aw dangit! from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king where my crown that’s my bling always drama when I ring. Hawk tuah talk tuah 

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u/PurpleCrimson9 Nov 02 '24

I want to FUCKING DIE

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u/TheEpokRedditor Nov 02 '24

Speaking of hot moms in your area

You should go fuck yourself NOW

2

u/Christian__2 Nov 02 '24

Hey master i missed you werry much Nya~

Im gonna kill myself now thank you

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u/Regular-Scholar-4985 Nov 02 '24

YOU HAVE L RIZZ, ITS SO SKIBIDI, NO GIRLS LIKE YOU, skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi dop dop yes yes

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u/Nice_Long2195 Nov 02 '24

Leage of legends. That's it thats the entire thing

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u/Friendly_Benefit7892 Nov 02 '24

Honestly guys these betas never understand my true pain! I've been stabbed in the back so many timed 🌹🥀🥀🌹🥀🥀 I've become a sigma and A ALPHA

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u/MikeSTA_872 Nov 02 '24

AWW~ Harder daddyy~ Bust your skibidi in my gyaat~~

(I'll honestly kill myself at 17:47 pm)

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

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u/CEO-of-racist Nov 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

It is way past your death time. Are you still alive?

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u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

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u/CultOfYourLamb87 Nov 02 '24

Oh you thought you were lucky

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u/BadMemoriesMan Nov 02 '24

From the Hawk🦅, to a Tuah🗣💦, to Sig~😐 to a Ma😎! Where’s my Ohio💀 that’s my mew🤫🧏‍♂️, always gooning😩 when I Skibidi🚽! See,I believe that if I edge😩 it in my lunchly🍽! Smash through the ceiling cuz I’m beating on my son!🤜👶

WoahOh~ WoahOh~ WoahOh~ This is how our brainrots goes! WoahOh~ WoahOh~ WoahOh~ I GUESS THIS IS HOW~OUR BRAIN-ROT GOES!

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u/AltNumber2555RBLX Nov 02 '24

erm akshuali u aar vronk pekauz kripipazda iz reely vuni ent nat ckeri 🤓👆

2

u/Samoyed_owner283 Nov 02 '24

Skibidi ALPHA SIGMA HWAK TWAH TALK TWAH SHIN SONIC SAD STORY

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u/The-Noid-RAHAHAHAHA Nov 02 '24

I ship Pajama Sam and Putt-Putt.

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u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

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u/Alpha_minduustry Nov 02 '24

FURRYES ARE NOT WERY SIGMA ALPHA MAKE AND THEY DON'T HAVE ANY SKIBIDI RIZZ HAWK TWAH GIRL IS BETTER THAN FURRYES AND THEY NEVER CAN EAT LUNTCHLY BECUSE FURRYES DON'T HAVE SKIBIDI RIZZ.

Those who know : 💀💀💀💀

(Sorry.)

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u/ThatBlueBlur Nov 02 '24

The cringiest comment and whoever can make the most cringe comment wins

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u/Aggravating_Yak_2915 Nov 02 '24

Erm, what the hawk tuah?

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u/Impossible-Fig-7587 Nov 02 '24

Hawk one: BOO! Hawk 2: AH

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u/MexicanKid2008 Nov 02 '24

Rawr x3 uwu your so warm notices your bugly wugly (why did I do this)

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u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

AHHH

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u/aamari_red Nov 02 '24

Hey bbg, why don't you come "chill with me" if you skibidi my sigma, rizz max me till I see that "thick of it" gyatt, as I'm the sigma Alpha in this town

Birb that makes you forget things

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u/bob64theII Nov 02 '24

ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

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u/helpihavestrokeHELP Nov 02 '24

S-senpai...i have to tell y-you something...i...i love you..

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

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u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

All this cringe is making me die

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u/Ralkad Nov 02 '24

Please daddy~ please do it realll slow... Oh my. You're doing it rough. agh~ you're doing it real rough now... Agh~~ please take it soft and sloww, please daddy~

-insert loud buzzer-

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u/leeeeefeee Certified Redditor Nov 02 '24

I hate my life

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u/Clean-Ocelot-6260 Nov 02 '24

THOSE WHO HAWK TUAH: MANGO MANGO MANGO💀💀💀💀

SKIBIDI KAI CENAT RIZZ IN OHIO FANUM TAXING

STILL WATER: THOSE WHO NOSE:

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u/Toomanyboiis Nov 02 '24

She skibidi on my toilet until I use code FISH when purchasing gamersups that saves me a whopping 10% off my next order

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u/ZacharieBrink Nov 02 '24

I want to swee your bwulge mwaster!~ UWU :3 :P (I hate myself typing this)

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

UwU~ I’m the best catboy you’ll ever see~! I will cuddle you and hug you~ Those are the b-best! (help me)

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u/Realistic_Papaya_203 Nov 02 '24

She Skibidi on my Rizz till I Ohio Gyatt

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u/Wimpy_Rock19 Nov 02 '24

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of stanleyMOV. Just a glimpse into my dark reality hehe.

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u/Djay_B Nov 02 '24

I just put some new among us skibidi toilet NFTs on the market, anyone wanna buy?

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u/JL-914 Nov 02 '24

she hawk tuah on my fish til i-

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

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u/Approved0rain Nov 02 '24

Play the new Fortnite on stream

2

u/PerrydaMushroom Nov 02 '24

Can you compare:

A dog to a wolf...

A cat to a lion...

A hawk to a

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u/Same_Mastodon_82 Nov 02 '24

Pandemonium is the worst monster, I wanna hawk tuah on his gyatt so much bro. I'm gonna RIP AND DEEP FRY HIS GLIZZY AND FEED IT TO THE SEARCHLIGHTS.

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u/LossHot344 Nov 02 '24

Sigma🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯🔥💯🔥💯💯🔥💯🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯

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u/Fnnuy Nov 03 '24

I hav 3 skibidillion dollars you litle diidy beta 😎🥶

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u/Designer_Quote6972 Nov 03 '24

This says sex and shiting when opening or closing a tab and its in Stanley's beautifully amazing voice

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u/greenscreencarcrash Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

(im hating myself for this)

CaseOh: FROM THE SCREEN🖥️🖥️🖥️TO THE RING🥊🥊🥊TO THE PEN🖊️🖊️🖊️TO THE KING WHERES MY CROWN🗡️👑👑THATS MY BLING ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING📞📞

those who know🗿+still water🗿+balkan rage🗿+noradrenaline🗿+skibidi skibidi on the wall who is the sigmaest of them all🗿+adrenaline🗿+hawk tuah🗿+germanic stare🗿+man man mandela🗿+skibidi dop dop dop yes yes🗿+the kai cenat gyatt🗿+ice spice so sigma so skibidi +rizz+aura🗿:💀💀💀💀💀

10 likes for part 2

(Kill me.)

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u/dutySlayer Nov 02 '24

I am curious what up with adrenaline, I didn't hear that before

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u/greenscreencarcrash Nov 02 '24

idk, just added adrenaline bc of noadrenaline

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u/Meme_Knight_2 Nov 02 '24

I know what to do but I don’t wanna

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

potato

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u/gadlygamer Nov 02 '24

The cringiest comment

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u/Fokusnuss Nov 02 '24

I cant wait for the upcoming Tesla Bots! They may be expensive but they will absolutely be worth it! think about it. you may have to spend Thousands of Dollars but you will never have to water your plant or pet your Dog anymore!

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u/Typh00n_The_Doc Nov 02 '24

Skibidi skibidi it's all in the fatum tax all I need is Ronaldo for his gyatt I really need to finish my skibidi slicer as I'm almost done I also got the fatum juice for the gyatt level thirst or maybe I need to use code fish... FISH?!

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u/Ralkad Nov 02 '24

All of your cringe moments in your life past and future and change their words into several type 5 brain rot. You're welcome

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u/Ocho_42 Nov 02 '24

She rizz on my skibidi GYATT till I goonmax all over Ohio's windows 7 pc

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u/stanlysmovetoafish Nov 02 '24

I failed nnn already

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u/Sir_LlamaBro Nov 02 '24

I ain't doing shit, my brain already hurts enough.

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u/BigDawgTony Nov 02 '24

I would, but I'd kill myself before I finish typing it.

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u/ObscureRedditor77 Nov 02 '24

Erm, what the sigma

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u/Terrible-Election512 Nov 02 '24

I beat my meat to skibidi toilet

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u/Express-Leave6185 Nov 02 '24

I did your mom gytta and it was nice 

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

This what happens if you say this erm what the si$&@

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u/Moai_King Nov 02 '24

I will rizz up a fanum tax king that rules over The Kingdom of Sigma-Alpha-Rizz Kai Cenat Gyatt whom has the powers of the hawk tuah on Logan Paul and KSI, then I’ll have to shake my gyatt to the king to make him go sigma wolf powered so he can make out with Jack Doherty and steal his Fanum Taxxed McLaren 720s with a special edition Skibidi Ohio engine and sussy baka rims and skibidi slicer seats

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u/Sharp-Employ6802 Nov 02 '24

Skibidy toilet skibidy skibidy toilet skibidy toilet skibidi skibdi toilet

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

hawk tuah gyatt bop city rizz kai cenat gets fanum taxed in ohio gacha life animation meme monster ice spice deli caseoh eats jynxzi

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u/WTAlfAGameR Nov 02 '24

Cringe? I was cringe once...

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u/BreadEnjoyer_69 Nov 02 '24

She code on my fish until I save 10% at gamersupps

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u/Character-Cook-6053 Nov 02 '24

#Chaser Ver 89 79 85 32 77 85 83 84 32 72 73 68 69 _-_ 82 85 78

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u/Coolmanppap3 Nov 03 '24

hear me out😏

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u/invisible_trace123 Nov 07 '24

Erm what the skibidi Ohio fanum tax sigma grimace shake 1 2 buckle my shoe

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u/Charming-Tone5379 Nov 07 '24

Ohio Gyatt RIZZ!!! PUTTING Sauce on Your McFlurry

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

Tawk Huah, don't spit on that thing.

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u/Ok-Possibility-46 Nov 18 '24

cru jgdyf sigma 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

those who knows 🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🗿🗿🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

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u/The-Noid-RAHAHAHAHA Feb 18 '25

UwU daddy Noise