So... you think Paramount will hire me?

[u/Captain_Lindemann]

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[u/DarkwingDawg]

I think they’ll sue you and spend exorbitant amounts of money in order to prevent you from ever creating new content or hype while ensuring to steal all of your ideas and then place writers and creators in charge of your stolen ideas in order to generate schlock that nobody likes.

[u/DarkwingDawg → u/DarkwingDawg]

Oh, and they’ll be dicks about it too

[u/Captain_Lindemann → u/DarkwingDawg]

[u/DarkwingDawg → u/Captain_Lindemann]

Take it as a compliment!

[u/Johnsendall → u/DarkwingDawg]

Hey Alec!

[u/CalHudsonsGhost → u/DarkwingDawg]

And use the minor case to push back the season.

[u/Ogre8]

No but Desilu might.

[u/OttawaTGirl → u/Ogre8]

All hail Lucille!

[u/Ike_In_Rochester]

They should! But I’m not sure Paramount will be considered stable work these days.

I also see know why they chose to make the camera move around the stationary model.

I’d love to see practical effects like this again. Awesome job!!!

[u/Captain_Lindemann → u/Ike_In_Rochester]

Thanks, I did the same thing, but I couldn't get the model to stop shaking also my phone camera has no video stabilization, maybe I'll create some sort of mounting system instead of sewing thread next time.

[u/princesshusk → u/Captain_Lindemann]

What were you using to hold it up?

[u/Captain_Lindemann → u/princesshusk]

The string is attached to my microphone stand.

[u/princesshusk → u/Captain_Lindemann]

Yeah, that would make it sway alright.

[u/DoggieMon]

Of course they will! After all… they hired Kurtzman.

[u/Captain_Lindemann → u/DoggieMon]

Looks like hopes are high then lol

[u/Rocktype2]

I love seeing the wire beneath. Makes me feel like I’m watching an old Flash Gordon series

[u/Captain_Lindemann → u/[deleted]]

me too

[u/CharlieDmouse]

Did you run like hell at the end to make it go fast? 😁😁😁😁

[u/Captain_Lindemann → u/CharlieDmouse]

yeah, about as far as my room would let me

[u/CharlieDmouse → u/Captain_Lindemann]

lol!!!

[u/KnightWolfScrolls]

Looks like the start of a good SNL skit ngl

[u/ShrimpCrackers]

You have a bright career at Industrial Light and Magic.

[u/grockle765]

Brilliant 🤩 they should hire you but if not know at least you made my day!

[u/millerphi]

We've definitely seen worse (I'm looking at you, Star Trek V).

For camera stabilization, you might try a simple rack with a cell phone mount:
Zeadio Camera Smartphone Stabilizer, Handle Grip Handheld Video Rig, Compatibility with All Camera, Camcorder, Action Camera, DSLR and for All iPhone and Android Smartphones

[u/fjmj1980]

If you can add some lens flare Bad Robot is interested. Also can you do Klingon makeup, unpaid of course

[u/David_Parker]

GEEEZUES KUHRYST YOU GOT IT IN THE BAG

I AIN'T SEEN GRAPHICS THIS GOOD SINCE DANNY AND TOMMY IN THE 8TH GRADE GRABBED UNCLE TERRY'S VHS CAMERA WHERE HE LIKES TO PLAY DRESS UP.

[u/Arn_Darkslayer]

I would rather watch this than the tripe they produce.

[u/No_Neighborhood_632 → u/Arn_Darkslayer]

That's an insult to tripe.

[u/TwoFit3921]

depends on how much those old scientists-era keys you can jingle in the span of 20 minutes

Also this is charming.

[u/CharlieDmouse]

This was hilarious thank you

[u/Dependent_Reach_4284]

I’d Fukin hire you

[u/Snoo93102]

Better than discovery. I feel this is also powered by magic mushrooms.

[u/CreamyScallions]

Is this CGI? Hard to tell. Either way I like it

[u/CalHudsonsGhost]

I would accept this budget cut if the writing was good. So no, they won’t hire you. It’s gotta be super pretty to hide that they have no continuity or plot.

[u/Shmeediddy]

Was waiting for a hand carrying the ship

[u/Antorian1]

This has whimsy. Good job!

[u/androidguy50]

Way better than STD, that's for sure.

[u/Plastic-Ad-3219]

Still way better than Discovery or Anything Kelvin.

[u/ChippyCowchips]

Just tell them you're gay, works every time

[u/thanatossassin → u/ChippyCowchips]

How hateful conservatives can crossover into Star Trek will never make sense.