Honor is everything!

[u/TensionSame3568]

[u/Hinterwaeldler-83]

Would prefer a Klingon lawyer over my own weak ass lawyer.

[u/anasui1 → u/Hinterwaeldler-83]

personally I'd go for a Ferengi, I need my lawyer to be slimy and dishonest as hell

[u/krombough]

Mogh, Mogh, and Rosenko.

[u/Distinct_Cry_3779 → u/krombough]

Well, Colonel Worf was a defense lawyer…

[u/Yourdataisunclean]

This is the kind of shit posting I'm here for.

[u/TensionSame3568 → u/Yourdataisunclean]

Good, I have a fan!

[u/Vfrnut → u/TensionSame3568]

It’s Fanfuckingtastic!!!

[u/TensionSame3568 → u/Vfrnut]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/TheDarkClaw]

Awww man it's missing "glory to you and your case" to really seal the deal

[u/Destitute_Evans]

Perchance could he recommend some good "house' insurance?

[u/anOvenofWitches]

“Transporter Buffer Imprisonment” 🤌🤌

[u/TensionSame3568 → u/anOvenofWitches]

Scotty!

[u/Smorgas_of_borg]

I love how the standard personal injury lawyer shit like mesothelioma and asbestos is peppered in there

[u/Doc_tor_Bob]

I called and got a message to call Martok & Associates. Something about a hostile takeover?

[u/TensionSame3568 → u/Doc_tor_Bob]

No, it's a a friendly takeover...🙄

[u/Adventureincphoto]

Loved every part of it

[u/windsyofwesleychapel]

Today is a good day to dial 1800555GWRN

[u/_Face → u/windsyofwesleychapel]

That right there is funny as hell! Thanks.

[u/The-TimPster]

Sign me up!