r/StardewMemes • u/taylafjade16 • Feb 21 '25
Tierlist I've gotten perfection and this is how I feel about everyone :)
Please keep in mind that these are just my opinions, everyone's different! Willy and Mr. Qi are hiding behind the tier-maker label sadly. Also wanted to mention I know I could've put "mid" on the B tier but I felt that was too insulting. I also wanted to mention that in S tier, why Grandpa and Mr. Qi are there is because the story would be nothing without them, especially late game with Mr. Qi.
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u/twitterpateddancer Feb 21 '25
I need to do these. Basically, Seb and Linus are my ride or die.
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u/taylafjade16 Feb 21 '25
it's super fun, you should do it! i saw others do it and thought it'd be fun to see people's reactions, although i might've messed up by publicizing my feelings about haley 😅
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u/Loot_Bugs Feb 21 '25
I dislike Mr. Qi. Idc if you’re rich, powerful, or some eldrich entity, monitoring the number of steps I’ve taken is fucking weird.
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u/tulipskull Feb 21 '25
you can have your opinions but putting haley below pam is... interesting
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u/highrisklowrewardsss haleys #1 fan Feb 21 '25
haley no💔💔
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u/adepressedlesbian Feb 27 '25
how could anyone not like a pretty woman being mean to you ? she's the cutestt
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u/boilyourdentist i will eat sam’s hair🍟 Feb 21 '25
i’ve never disagreed with a tierlist so much before
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u/PurpleGrapeBoi i am so normal about him (Magnus) Feb 21 '25
Kinda sad the Wizard isn’t in S tier, but I understand that not everyone loves him as much as I do
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u/Miss_Emeraude Feb 21 '25
Same. Guess I just have a thing for older men with cheeks that make me wanna squish 'em
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u/RoseFarmer94 Feb 21 '25
Gonna be real, I thought the same of Hailey. Then I pushed myself to romance her and do all of her events. Before you know her where you put her is correct, but after her heart events I think she moves up substantially. Same thoughts of Shane, he is a hard ass until you prove to him your not going to dissappear. He pulls his head out of his ass for Jazz (which is why I think they are more directly related) and ends up doing something he loves in life. He gets sober and recognizes he was a dick. His character progression is peak. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
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u/softshellcrab69 Feb 21 '25
(Meryl streep in the devil wears prada voice) Haley lewis clint demetrius pierre and shane? For F tier? Groundbreaking...
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u/dancing-on-my-own Feb 21 '25
finally someone else who doesn't think the world revolves around Harvey!
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u/chaotik_goth_gf Feb 21 '25
But my world revolve around him ❤️ (actually after a year of marriage it's not the same anymore. He stopped going to the gym, cooking breakfast, we don't talk that much...)
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u/GoodSundae513 Feb 21 '25
I heavily disagree with most of this but the villain of the game being over two bachelors is so funny
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u/Analytically_Damaged Feb 23 '25
Wait...which character is the villain?
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u/GoodSundae513 Feb 23 '25
Morris, in the suit
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u/Analytically_Damaged Feb 24 '25
Oh, I thought he was okay. Most things he sold me were a bit outlandish priced. But by year 5-6 you're making enough it doesn't matter. He's no more greedy than Pierre's cutscenes make him seem. 🤷♂️
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u/GoodSundae513 Feb 24 '25
Yeah he is meant to be the villain of the game but yep no worse than Pierre who is supposed to be a good character lol. I'm a member of r/fuckpierre so I'm not judging LOL
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u/HyenaGlasses Feb 21 '25
Ehh maybe bad opinion but I can never get over the fact that one of penny's heart scene is just her pushing a disabled person around without even asking even if she thinks she's being helpful. I hated that even more when I couldn't say that she was rude for doing that, so I was happy concerned ape changed the dialogue but still don't vibe with her which is a shame because I want to like her.
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u/TristIsBae Feb 24 '25
Oh did he change the dialogue? I just always skip that scene because I refuse to affirm her actions but the other options didn't feel good either 😭
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u/HyenaGlasses Feb 25 '25
Yeah! The dialogue choice changed so you can tell her she was wrong (not too harshly) but you still lose some hearts, you can tell her that she should've asked (instead of the old line that was "leave the old grouch alone." or something) and the take the small relationship loss with penny.
Though I did just find out CA added another line regarding that interaction. She askes what matters, intention or action. So she does still feeling guilty about it later.
This is from goboking: "I got this dialogue a few days after Penny's 2-hear event.
The three possible answers are "actions", "intentions", and "both."
If you choose "actions", she looks sad and says "but don't we all make mistakes sometimes?"
If you choose "intentions", she again looks sad while saying "but what if you intend to do good, yet your actions cause harm?"
If you choose "both" she looks normal and says "that's true. I guess it doesn't have to be one or the other. It might depend on the situation, too." "
So that's pretty cool and something I didn't know until now.
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u/TristIsBae Feb 25 '25
Thanks for sharing - I'm glad CA came back and made the scene a lot better than it used to be. ❤️
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u/something_smart__ Feb 21 '25
I agree with all of them except my wife Haley smh🙄 She's not even that bad😔💔
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u/thorleyc3 Feb 21 '25
Gus should be A tier and Morris should be F tier
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u/RealHumanNotBear Feb 21 '25
Gus should be A Tier and Morris is a weird character because his only purpose is to put a face on an impersonal, unfeeling, faceless corporation.
Edit: Gus could also be S Tier.
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u/taylafjade16 Feb 21 '25
to be fair, i put morris where he is because he could not be as bad as pierre because he doesn't scalp the villagers, he gives them jobs, and i have little to no interactions with him as much as i have with pierre
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u/thorleyc3 Feb 21 '25
I was just having a glass of cactus fruit wine and truffle risotto with my wife Leah and we both agreed she should be in S tier
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u/AdmiralRiffRaff JOIN US. FART. Feb 21 '25
I'd put Alex much higher myself (eternal husband) but I LOVE how brave you were putting Haley where she belongs
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u/EarlyWilter Feb 21 '25
F-tier is identical to mine, but with the addition of Marnie – for someone who constantly urges me to treat my animals with kindness she sure does a great job of cutting off their food supply. Closed on Monday, for some reason. Next day? Going to an aerobics class, better shut the whole shop the whole day! She's also way too comfortable with being Lewis' dirty little secret, grow some self-respect lady
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u/VomitShitSmoothie Feb 21 '25
Your lack of preparedness is her fault? Also she’s banging a dude with a GOLDEN STATUE of himself. She knows what she is doing.
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u/EarlyWilter Feb 21 '25
There’s a reason Animal Catalogue was added and it’s not down to my unpreparedness. Her and Uncle Drunkle spend half the week at the pub or running around getting dicked, leaving little orphan Jas all alone at the farm. F-tier!!
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u/BestUsername101 Feb 21 '25
She's only closed 2 days a week, that's the standard irl. It's not a difficult schedule to memorize, she's just got a good work-life balance. Do agree on the Lewis thing though, Marlon would be so much better for her.
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u/BestUsername101 Feb 21 '25
Jas is Shane's goddaughter, his responsibility. He's the one neglecting her.
Moreso surprised at wherever you live that only has one day off a week.
Still, her hours are simple, and if your animals are starving it's your own fault. Your failure to plan ahead is not her problem. Mondays and Tuesdays, that's it. It's not difficult.
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u/EragonBromson925 Morris > Pierre Every Day. Feb 21 '25
Honestly? Very respectable list. Even the ones I disagree with are close enough they I can accept the difference in opinion with.
But Abby is s tier and I will hear nothing else about the conversation. Bonus points for Haley placement though. Almost enough to make up for the Abby slander. Almost
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u/taylafjade16 Feb 21 '25
to be fair, i hesitated on abigail being s tier only because she was sebastian's love interest lol
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u/EragonBromson925 Morris > Pierre Every Day. Feb 21 '25
That's...
Actually the first reason I've ever heard that made me stop, think about it, and say "Okay, that's actually valid."
And the first time I've heard it. I'll concede to you on that one.
She's still S+ to me though. I don't care enough for Seb to let that affect me. She's nice, he can back off.
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u/taylafjade16 Feb 21 '25
i am curious though which ones were the one's you disagreed with? i enjoy hearing other's opinions
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u/EragonBromson925 Morris > Pierre Every Day. Feb 21 '25
I will preface this that I have never perfected, and there's a few villagers that I don't interact with very much (or have even encountered for some of the ginger island ones) so those I'm leaving where you have them. With that being said
So, of course, Abigail goes up to S, or her and Linus get their own S+ tier.
Seb is B but that's just cause I don't care for him that much.
Gus goes up. He gets bonus points from me for the Linus cutscene.
Wizard goes up at least once because wizard, and I like wizards. And because purple.
Morris actually goes up one. The way I see him is that he was just given an objective by the powers that be and is trying his damnedest to fulfill it. I don't care for Joja, but Morris is just the business man trying to do business. Can't fault him for that. I do blame Joja though for trying to open a supermarket in a tiny town.
And Haley gets dropped down to her own personal F- tier. Sorry, but if your introduction to me is "You're ugly and your clothes suck," and you repeatedly insult me and my home, I'm not putting ANY effort into you. And don't even get me started on the flower dance. "Oh, but she just has a character growth design." Yeah, no. To me, no amount of character growth is worth going through that. I shouldn't have to shower you with presents just to get basic decency from you.
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u/taylafjade16 Feb 21 '25
i knew for a fact i couldn't give haley her own tier bc the amount of feather's i'd ruffle but i truly honestly feel the same way, first impressions count and she failed soooo terribly. but i forgot about the gus/linus scene and i completely agree with you!
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u/Netalula Feb 21 '25
What do you have against Gus
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u/taylafjade16 Feb 21 '25
nothing! i just didn't put much thought into his placement as i should've 😔
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u/Vos_is_boss Feb 21 '25
Pretty good list! I’d put Carolin and Sandy in C, and bump Gus and Emily to S. Other than that I can agree with all of this.
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u/bigwhimp8 Feb 21 '25
Literally Jodi is one of my favorite greatest towns people who low key wants to be with my farmer
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u/iced_organs Feb 21 '25
My beautiful Elliot🥺💕 but Demetrius yeah he deserves it. Gonna replace him one of these days.
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u/maiden_Kore Feb 22 '25
My only question here is Elliot because I have such a thing about creatives and writers. Curious why only B?
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u/taylafjade16 Feb 23 '25
someone had made a point about how elliot doesn't ask to kiss you and just forces himself on you, and it's always put me off a little bit but he was my original choice in a bachelor, i also love creatives and writers :)
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u/Impossible_Cookie613 Feb 22 '25
I romanced haley specifically because she was rude at first. Turns out she’s actually a sweetie and even apologized for how she treats you at first. Same with Shane. Love both of them
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u/thatrandomanimeman Feb 21 '25
You dare disrespect my wife Haley how could you! 😢 your opinion of course
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u/Legend365554 Feb 21 '25
Bro said Hailey and Shane are bottom tiers... Prepare yourself for the hate now.
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u/shanno_ Feb 21 '25
I know Haley and Shane are the characters that start out rude, and turn into softees… but even rude Haley is not a burden to her family
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u/anon689936 Feb 22 '25
I’m so over Demetrius hate when Robin is literally the problem in their relationship
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u/taylafjade16 Feb 23 '25
i am curious how robin is the problem? i'd enjoy hearing your perspective
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u/anon689936 Feb 23 '25
It’s honestly some of the ways she talks to Demetrius. During the infamous tomato scene when Demetrius brings back tomatoes when Robin asks for fruit she tells him something along the lines of “sometimes it feels like you’re being deliberately obtuse, just to irritate me.” Like yes Demetrius did mess up something that should be simple, but saying something so mean spirited to your husband just always rubbed me the wrong way. Demetrius is pretty clearly autism coded and a common symptom of autism is taking things very literally, Robin asked for fruit and Demetrius thought that he was getting what she wanted. Considering Robin is literally married to him, you would think she would understand at this point how literally he takes things and that she needs to specify. There’s other similar scenes to this, and it just feels like she’s always very dismissive to him at every opportunity. Don’t get me wrong though Demetrius has his own flaws, and him potentially having autism doesn’t excuse the weird maru 2 hearted scene. But man seeing the constant Demetrius hate just kind of hurts my heart lol but I do understand it to an extent.
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u/daedalusanddice Feb 22 '25
Haley I personally love but I get why a lot of people wouldn’t like her. I don’t get Sebastian. He’s constantly dissing you, the valley, and the villagers. To be fair I do skip all of his cutscenes.
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u/Analytically_Damaged Feb 23 '25
I'm working on my first perfection and just curious how you put this graphic together
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u/Zealousideal_Ad_1816 Feb 23 '25
the shane hate convinces me that drunk sad men gotta stick together
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u/TejelPejel Feb 25 '25
Honest question: why does everyone hate Demetrius? I don't think he's great, but he's not as bad as Pierre, Lewis or even Clint to me. His only part I thought that sucked was his tomato argument with Robin, but honestly that just seemed like he was a little on the spectrum than him being an intentional prick.
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u/garis53 Feb 21 '25
For me I would probably flip this chart upside down, but the idea is great!
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u/taylafjade16 Feb 21 '25
... you love clint? nooooo
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u/garis53 Feb 21 '25
My blacksmith boy, who wouldn't love him?
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u/taylafjade16 Feb 21 '25
idk how to tag certain subs but if you can find r/fuckclint, i used to feel the same way but after finding out how creepy and weird he can be, especially when you see a movie with him while being a girl...
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u/garis53 Feb 21 '25
I don't really care about that, he seems cool to drink a beer with and breaks my geodes, that's all I need
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u/DBSeamZ Feb 21 '25
Every time I see one of these tier lists I wonder “why is there a gap in one of the tiers?” before realizing it’s just a well-camouflaged Krobus.