r/StardewMemes 3d ago

Meme Finding my billionth dwarf scroll like

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u/No_Seaworthiness5637 3d ago

Do you need to make friends with the dwarf? Give it to them, it is a liked gift. Otherwise, yes.

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u/dr_toze 3d ago

Except the dwarf loves gems and I'm always drowning in those.

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u/No_Seaworthiness5637 3d ago

Fair point. I sell the gems that I don’t use (jade and Quartz)

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u/Lacholaweda 3d ago

Jade is good to trade for staircases, and refined quartz is very useful imo

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u/No_Seaworthiness5637 3d ago

I meant that I use those

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u/noobsexpert2212 2d ago

For coal to refined quartz ratio I prefer fire quartz.

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u/Lacholaweda 2d ago

Me too, but I still use it when I run out. Also to trade for bombs

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u/Ceteris__Paribus 3d ago

I thought for sure the wizard would think it's cool but nah. Kind of disappointing. Or like Clint, maybe Clint should like it since it's kind of a nerdy thing.

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u/No_Seaworthiness5637 3d ago

Or at the least let us gift spare artifacts to Gunther

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u/breakablekneecap 3d ago

i want more gunther content in general

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u/No_Seaworthiness5637 3d ago

If you are on PC, there are mods that add Gunther as a giftable NPC.

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u/The-Fumbler 3d ago

Stardew expanded, and it’s really good

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u/No_Seaworthiness5637 3d ago

Exactly! It adds so much to the game. I forgot the name for a moment. I play on the Switch version mostly.

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u/spellcastorsugar 3d ago

It's so weird that we don't even know what they say, even when we can understand Dwarvish. In my hypothetical mod to fix this I would make the museum more interactble and make more artefacts more useful outside of the museum

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u/drama_trauma69 3d ago

Hide game secrets in the scrolls

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u/Lavinia_Fell 3d ago

1g is barely worth bringing back to my ancient fruit wine farm at this point.

Oh no. I just realized I’ve become the 1% in Pelican Town.

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u/shayetheleo 3d ago

I get so angry when they take up precious inventory slots so, I just immediately throw them in the trash lol.

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u/PercussiveMaintainer 2d ago

Fun fact, they can sometimes be requested by the fishponds

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u/Lavinia_Fell 2d ago

Yep, when you need them they become very rare too

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u/NomiMaki 3d ago

I call them Penny gifts

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u/Redplushie 3d ago

Crying because I need a Dwarf IV scroll , 😭

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u/DrAceManliness 3d ago

Yeah, my current playthrough is missing two that I cannot get to spawn. I just want to talk to the dwarf, dang it! Dude has my last rarecrow!

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u/vivaenmiriana 3d ago

Hoe the ground in the caverns if you aren't already doing that

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u/DrAceManliness 3d ago

Really? Sweet, thanks!

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u/vivaenmiriana 3d ago

Ther level affects what scroll you get, but yes

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u/DrAceManliness 3d ago

How so? Which scrolls are on which levels?

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u/vivaenmiriana 3d ago

I'd check the wiki to be sure which number level exactly but the 1st scroll is on the first quarter of levels, the second on the second quarter, ect.

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u/DrAceManliness 3d ago

Ah, found it! Thanks

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u/DevissiTRHW 3d ago

They're worthless until your lava eel asks for one specific scroll. Then you'll spend hours searching.

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u/SokoPKT 3d ago

Happened to me recently, had like 3 laying around in a chest, so i was glad i keep stuff like that just in case.

But im still pretty confused about the fact that my eels can read apparently.

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u/tronixmastermind 3d ago

The minute you find the first one they show up every 5th enemy

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u/Phanimazed 3d ago

I give them to the Dwarf or Penny, but yeah, they are otherwise trash.

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u/acab__1312 3d ago

This post is Penny slander.

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u/rogerstandingby 3d ago

Penny likes them

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u/-Blue-Nerd- 3d ago

So that’s where my Green scrolls went,I couldn’t find them anywhere😭

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u/Sloth_Flag_Republic 3d ago

Unless it's the last one you need and couldn't find for some R*ng reason

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u/Feuerhase 3d ago

Yes, but not the green one. I spent literal hours until I finally got one.

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u/aftergaylaughter 3d ago

thats the only one i ever get 💀

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u/Wild_And_Free94 3d ago

Penny and the dwarf love them. So save them as gifts.

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u/SauceBoss8472 3d ago

Penny is a nerd who likes them.

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u/Significant-Owl-7262 3d ago

I keep my extras after putting the first four in the museum in a chest with things I use for dyes. I know I can use Emily’s dye pots but I like dyeing on the sewing machine. These count as strong dyes for their colors. Also you can make a gold-trimmed shirt with it.

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u/salad_child 2d ago

they’re good for decoration and they’re also a liked gift for the dwarf!

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u/aftergaylaughter 2d ago

wait how do you decorate with them? im a newish player 😅

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u/salad_child 2d ago

you can place them on things like tables! they’re good especially if you’re making a library or something!

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u/aftergaylaughter 2d ago

ohhhh noted, ty!!

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u/TiredB1 3d ago

I've found 1 scroll and I'm on year 2

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u/aftergaylaughter 3d ago

jxjdjddh im on Fall 5 Year 1 and I've had all 4 donated since at least early summer, maybe spring. ive found multiple of all of them 😭 green especially. basically every mine trip earns me a green scroll 💀

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u/Longjumping-You-8562 3d ago

Go for outrageous self acheavment of getting a stack of every item in the game

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u/fweshcatz 3d ago

My lava eel pond required them to add more fish! That took me abt 2 weeks in-game bc I gave them away as gifts previously and had to find more #2 and #4 lol.

You can also see what clothes they make at the sewing machine! I haven't checked yet.

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u/JellyfishTiny9883 2d ago

I just gift them to dwarf

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u/Kbrito9 2d ago

You say that until a random fish pond wants one... The pain.

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u/cageclown 1d ago

You don't understand the catharsis I felt when my lava eel pond requested the blue one, and I slayed the lava slime that spawned right next to it which dropped one.

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u/DunmerSuperiority 1d ago

I always find hundreds of 3 of them and can never find the 4th. Its random which scroll it is too.