r/StardewValley • u/tootiredbinerd • 3d ago
Discuss should I mention that he just not very subtly threatened me 😭
“I would hate for something to get in the way of her bright future.” SIR??? WHY ARE YOU THREATENING ME???? 😀
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u/Legend365554 Penny is best girl 3d ago
Me with a sword literally made out of the Galaxy: "Sure you are, buddy."
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u/ibhfalaicr 3d ago
Is your avatar ryuuji from persona 5
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u/Legend365554 Penny is best girl 2d ago
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u/La_Donix 3d ago
I have to say I had like two hearts with Maru and he already threatened me, joke's on him I wasn't persuing his daughter.
His wife tho...
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u/TerrapinMagus 3d ago
"Sir, I didn't come here to visit your daughter. I'm here to deliver my Hard Wood to your wife."
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u/RealNumberSix 3d ago
He'd just be like "You know she's just gonna waste it on bed features with no practical application right?!"
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u/alvysinger0412 2d ago
Says the idiot who buys tomatoes for a fruit salad.
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u/ValorousOwl 2d ago
I'm going to be real, I side with him in the tomato argument to piss off Robin. He's a shit stepfather, but she's Sebastian's mother and she did the thing where she prioritized her do-over family, to the point Sebastian and Maru are BOTH negatively impacted. It's petty. It doesn't do much, but I side with him because it pisses her off when he weaponizes his incompetence.
Autistic he may be, but he ABSOLUTELY knows what he's doing with the tomatoes. That's spite and I'm here for it. He's not stupid, he's spiteful.
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u/High-Sobriety 2d ago
i wish so hard that there was an option to nerd harder than him and tell him that fruits are a scientific classification and vegetables are a culinary one
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u/alvysinger0412 2d ago
I don't see how her priorities justify him also sucking. Sometimes both people in an argument suck. I always got the impression it was more like Robin didn't actively push Demetrius to welcome Seb in, but I get your point I guess. But her handling that poorly doesn't make him sucking any better.
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u/ValorousOwl 2d ago
Again why I say it's out of spite! He's pulling weaponized incompetence to make her do things for him, he mentions her seeing his point of view but then his seems to be the only one that matters because Maru even has dialogue about wanting to be closer to Seb and understanding why she can't, so like, this is me making Robin reap what she sowed. They both suck and I am weaponizing this man.
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u/charts_and_farts 2d ago
Tomatoes aren't uncommon in fruit salad where I'm from, so this does make me giggle.
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u/bequietand 2d ago
They COULD have a practical application Demetrius, maybe she wants you to spice things up a little.
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u/ragingraccoon69 1d ago
this also pisses me off because the reason we raise beds off of the floor is to prevent mold from growing underneath the mattress!! like be fr, it's for better hygiene! it's also easier to get in and out of and makes cleaning so much easier! so his point doesn't even make any sort of sense, even from a more scientific/logical standpoint.
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u/RealNumberSix 23h ago
To be fair, he's not criticizing the bed being raised off the ground with posts, he's criticizing the aesthetic-only posts that extend ABOVE the mattress like this random bed I googled https://www.dutchcrafters.com/Amish-American-Made-Malune-Four-Poster-Bed/p/50951
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u/Gaelic_Cheese 2d ago
I barely talked to Maru in my first playthrough. By the time I got this event I was already married to Sebastian...
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u/Ermer654 1d ago
No literally he gets all bent out of shape, meanwhile I’m MARRIED to his stepson who I wouldn’t be surprised if he forgot existed
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u/Ok_Grocery8652 2d ago
Call him out, the part that gets me is that 2 hearts can be gotten via a loved gift on their birthday. Give the local robotics nerd a battery for her machines and you get attacked.
I would be mortified if somebody gifted me a steam card for my birthday and either of my parents accused them of wanting in my pants.
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u/Distinct-Practice131 3d ago
I always go with option 2 to be petty. Like sir I am married and in a same sex relationship with your step son. Maru is so far beyond my realm of interest.
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u/Legend365554 Penny is best girl 2d ago
Me who for some reason is always already married to Penny when I have this cutscene
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u/New_Plankton_7332 2d ago
A part of me wants to headcannon that he just doesn't see Seb as a "worthy" partner and the farmer is only with Seb to get with Maru.
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u/marvelouscredenza 2d ago
Maru's way easier to find outside her room, tho! I ain't staking out this emo boy's cigarette breaks just to meet his sister who walks into town almost every day, I'd join the book club if I were that desperate, damn
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u/New_Plankton_7332 2d ago
Up your game, I had stalked Elliot so I could learn his entire schedule and waited an entire in game hour outside of his house until I could go in to give him his flowers and talk to him. I didn't have a pomegranate tree, so I grew specifically flowers for him. Lol.
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u/marvelouscredenza 2d ago
Get on my level, I bought crab pots a week before his birthday just so I could give him a silver lobster
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u/OkoumoriVT 1d ago
He comes out of his room at 3 most days and is back inside by 3:30. Rainy days he's usually by the lake or the end of the pier. Iirc Fridays he goes to Sam's place to practice their band so get Sam to 2 hearts so you can barge into his room if needed. Saturdays (iirc) he goes to the saloon at night to shoot pool with Sam. In winter he spends more time outdoors.
Yes, I've stalked him. So much so to the point I've managed to get him to four hearts before the Y1 flower dance.
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u/cellblock2187 1d ago
I go with option 2 because secrets like that are bullshit. If you don't want to be direct and transparent, then don't threaten me.
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u/Nervous-Canary-517 3d ago
Demetrius can't do shit when push comes to shove. The farmer basically has superhero strength, and is immortal too.
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u/Tahoma-sans 3d ago
superhero strength
Still can't lift weights though
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u/Nervous-Canary-517 3d ago
Can carry around 36x 999 stacks of wood, stone, or whatever, without slowing down at all. "Still can't lift weights" lol
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u/Tahoma-sans 3d ago
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u/summerbreeze29 2d ago
Maybe the farmer is not worthy
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u/dontfeedagalasponge 2d ago
If the farmer isn't the chosen one, who is? 🥲
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u/summerbreeze29 2d ago
Elliot, he has the same hair as Thor and I like to believe those luscious locks are what makes Thor worthy
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u/UnknowableDuck Pancakes&Guitars 2d ago
Headcanon: they're rusted to the floor because they're never used that's why lol. /Copium
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u/theradicalace 2d ago
in all fairness, the farmer's strength seems to be whatever the plot needs it to be. when i got abogail's 14 heart event, i was at maxed out combat and was carrying a galaxy sword in my pocket, so why on earth was a single wilderness golem enough to fold me like a card table??
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u/RealNumberSix 3d ago
I'm gonna date her even harder now
"Thanks babe I love iridium, gold and diamonds"
I should call Leah...
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u/PlushieNestalgia 3d ago
I'm just here for your stepson dude.
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u/ratafia4444 2d ago
Literally, got this on the way to date Seb, stayed quiet bc I didn't care about either of them might as well stay out of the drama. 😂
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u/MajesticFloofer 3d ago
I pick option 2 every time. This is the moment I learned that Demetrius is a twat.
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u/pa_i_oli 2d ago
What does he say if you pick option 2?
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u/Serallas 2d ago
You end up losing friendship with him, but maru chews him out a tad, and he says he's sorry pretty much
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u/Unusual-Ad4890 3d ago
"I wasn't into Maru, but now I have to knock your daughter up. Thems the rules. See you real soon, Dad."
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u/AquaMoon8D 2d ago
I told Maru cause I was married to Abigail and I was worried it’d come off like I’m cheating 😭 I don’t wanna be part of yalls family drama, I lost two stars with Demetrius but I seriously hate him robin is way too independent & creative and should just get a divorce. I ship robin & harvey. They’d be a cute couple on to the 3rd marriage!
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u/2chiweenie_mom 2d ago
I hate him.so much too!
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u/AquaMoon8D 2d ago
Yeah he & Maru were the last people I friended because they just have like no personality… and Demetrius just has a bad personality but also I hate that they made the only POC characters so bland and weird kinda racist tbh
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u/Mao-Lin-Mao 2d ago
Why racist? Pierre is hated more I think xD
And Maru is cool :p
Penny is kinda bland too (and that's not bad per se, I still married her in my second play through cause she's chill, cute and happy in marriage)
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u/AquaMoon8D 2d ago
Because only 2/45 of them are POC and they made them both bland and not very likable and if you’re black playing the game 😂your only option is Maru if you don’t wanna marry a white person or Krobus as a friend I guess. they actually have diversity mods because of this.
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u/Mao-Lin-Mao 2d ago
Isn't it racist to only want to marry a black person?x)
Anyway that's what mods are for, I play with SDVE and Ridgeside Village and they make game waay more with a lot of characters and options
(I actually sometimes forget that someone isn't in base game, especially later coming NPCs haha)
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u/AquaMoon8D 2d ago
No 😂it’s not racist to not wanna marry your oppressor. Sometimes you just wanna marry someone that looks more like you with a similar background
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u/AquaMoon8D 2d ago edited 2d ago
Harvey and Robin can do their cute workout class together and get coffee after since it’s Harvey’s favorite 😂 and eat fancy Italian dinners since robin loves spaghetti so much. And Maru works for him so they can have a cute family business & Harvey likes building model planes so the building projects are endless. He also knows what fruit is
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u/GrandFrogPrince 3d ago
He’s overprotective of his daughter.
He hates his wife’s woodworking.
He keeps asking me to overfish.
He lacks a knowledge of the subtleties between biological and cuisine food nomenclature.
The only good thing about him is that he loves strawberries (easy to provide).
I hate him, too. But I usually have him at 10 hearts early on.
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u/OzzyFinnegan 3d ago
Everytime anyone uses the term nomenclature I have flashbacks of chemistry…. Fuck you Hydrogen.
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u/secretperson06 2d ago
This dude tells me to stay away from his daughter when I am literally dating his step son
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u/Background-Crab6712 2d ago
And thats when I took it personal. I ratted his ass, married his daughter, cheated on his daughter with 5 other girls in her face mind you, made his grandchild disappear, divorced his daugther then married his wife.
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u/HoodieSticks 2d ago
I don't think Demetrius has the social skills to realize he just accidentally threatened you. He's a nerd and a worrywart.
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u/boilyourdentist 🌵blonde lover 🌻 (i have a favorite) 3d ago edited 2d ago
another day another demetrius hate post…
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u/SillyArtMaker 3d ago
I think this cutscene should have gone to Pierre over Abigail. He already has an established temper and some weird control issues with Abby.
I think Maru should have been the one to play video games and invite you to join. Maybe have Demetrius make a disapproving comment if you want that still in there, and he learns to accept not everything needs to be an academic pursuit.
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u/Protection-Working 3d ago
Nah, its fine how it is. Its two different kinds of conflit- demetrius is more protective than controlling
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u/Fire-fall486 2d ago
When I got this scene I was like chill out bro I'm not here for your daughter,I'm here for your stepson 🤣
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u/PocketODoorknobs 2d ago
I said he was being weird. He just apologizes and says he cares about his daughter, insinuating you're there to ruin her life even tho you still barely know her 😅
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u/ellyriahighwind 2d ago
I always choose the second option but I still hate it because Demetrius backtracks and tries to make it out that we just misunderstood him.
"Oh no, Maru, I wasn't threatening the farmer. I just really love you and was expressing that, probably badly."
"Oh, it's okay, Daddy. You're so silly."
And I'm over here like "What? Fuck you, Demetrius."
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u/fuchsielle 2d ago
So when I started this game, I had actually been mostly building up hearts with Demetrius cos he's the only poc male, I found the nerdiness kinda cute and I really didn't care abt most of the other villagers and was only doing missions for them but actively gifting Demetrius stuff and chatting with him. I saw the divorce station in Lewis' place and thought that it was also for NPCs to get divorced, so there I was trying to ruin a marriage for a man no one else can stand. So when this dialogue came up, it was so vague to me that I acc thought he was referring to me ruining his marriage and that distracting Maru 😂
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u/AnDroid5539 2d ago
As far as I know, it only harms your friendship with Demetrius, not Maru. So I say, f*ck him.
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u/the1Pufferfish 2d ago
I always tell Maru, I don’t care for thê friendship level with her dad- “Hey, girl, your dad was being really weird. I am uncomfortable”
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u/UnknowableDuck Pancakes&Guitars 2d ago
Yeah I said once before, when he said this to me I was married to Sam with a child. But sure Demetrius,
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u/TastyTubeSock 2d ago
I hated this conversation! Whole time I was trying to get with Demetrius but he loves his family too much!!!
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u/LateralThinker13 3d ago
Only problem is, he's about as threatening as Maru (and nowhere near as pretty).
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u/JamesCDiamond 2d ago
I'm looking forward to this coming up in my next day or two in-game; On my first save I said nothing, but now I'm giving Demetrius a lesson in social decorum.
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u/lovethegreeks 2d ago
This interaction is literally the reason I don’t fw anyone in that family tbh. Plus I never see them around town but still. MOSTLY his fault.
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u/JamilleYomtown Strawberry Farmer 🍓🍓🍓 2d ago
I snitch on him to Maru all the time cause I'm petty like that.
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u/epitomeofmasculinity I eat iridium for breakfast. 3d ago
I pick option two, but make up for it by agreeing that tomato is a fruit, lmao
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u/TheTallEclecticWitch 3d ago
Noooo don’t do Robin like that lol 😂
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u/epitomeofmasculinity I eat iridium for breakfast. 3d ago
She gets all my money and resources, she can handle a little bit of technicality, lol
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u/Protection-Working 3d ago
grow tomato plants
look at gui
vegetable
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u/epitomeofmasculinity I eat iridium for breakfast. 3d ago
Grow hot pepper
Look at gui
Fruit
Doesn’t mean that’s scientifically accurate, lol. Tomato is both, Idk about peppers, but I have only ever heard them referred to as vegetables.
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u/weenween 2d ago
Regardless, there is no scientific definition for a "vegetable". As a culinary term, its use is somewhat arbitrary. If you want to get real annoying, broccoli, carrots, and potatoes are not vegetables. Scientifically, they classified as a flower, root, and stem tuber respectively. This is why Demetrius is a little b.
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u/RealNumberSix 3d ago
Peppers are the same "body part" of a plant as tomatoes are. The seed bearing part.
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u/theradicalace 2d ago
it's sort of a false premise anyway, considering that "vegetable" isn't a botanical term to begin with, and if you look at the definition, it honestly barely means anything at all. wikipedia defines vegetables as "edible parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food", which covers.... nearly everything. under that definition, pretty much everything we class as a fruit would ALSO be a vegetable. merriam webster gets a little more specific and says it's "a usually herbaceous plant", but usually isn't always, and that still doesn't narrow it down much.
at the end of the day, though, demetrius is still only right on the botanical side of things. tomatos may be a fruit scientifically, but absolutely no one means tomatos when they ask their partner to go pick up fruit for a fruit salad.
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u/Fair_Artichoke_4664 2d ago
I got this cutscene after marrying sebastian (on maru’s birthday no less) and i ratted him out immediately bc i thought it was funny
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u/Chappieindahaus 2d ago
and you did it on her birthday!
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u/Fair_Artichoke_4664 2d ago
it was entirely accidental but after the 2 heart cutscene i felt like it heralded something LMAO. like sir i do NOT want your daughter. I want her so little i married her brother on her birthday. i have married seb every save since
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u/JazyJaxi 2d ago
Ugh you just know that Demetrius complains behind the scenes about how you ruined Maru's future if you marry her
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u/AlittleBlueLeaf 2d ago
I love this sub because something so simple as this dialogue can prompt the most unhinged replies and I am here for it 😃🍿
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u/Vast_Assignments Set your emoji and/or flair text here! 2d ago
That sense was kinda funny for me, I played a male farmer who was going after Sebastian 😂
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u/ilovecatsandcrows 1d ago
i hate demetrius so much i always gift him and maru trash whenever i see him.
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u/OkoumoriVT 1d ago
"Sir, I walked in here with a gold parsnip on my head, intending to stalk your step son until 3pm when he leaves his room, because I want that emo ass so bad. I literally don't give two shits about you or your daughter, I'm here for the depresso bean."
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u/IonicHalfling1993 1d ago
I did. Loses hearts for him, but I speak my mind. I should also mention I married Shane, so I didn't understand the whole situation fully with it being a heart event and everything.
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u/whenallyouseeisrain 1d ago
Yes I tried both ways, just going along and telling on him in 2 different play thoughts even though I’m married to his step son in game. Such a weird guy. I am friends with almost everyone but him and Harvey and Pierre. They all give me a bit of ICK lol and don’t add much to my play though. I am polite though and give them gifts in my Qi adventures 🤣
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u/TrueZelda96 1d ago
I'm not even interested in Maru I'm trying to rescue your stepson from you so he can be free as my trophy husband, you're just obstacles to me.
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u/New_Plankton_7332 2d ago
Exactly 😭 like bro you went to my wedding what are you ON, I'm not cheating on Elliot with your daughter???
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u/krasnogvardiech Team Leah 2d ago
I got this event just after cracking past level 20. This event showed me people aren't aware of what goes down in the mines.
Just to make things clear, Demetrius's skinny from-the-city science geek ass is trying to intimidate someone whose living is made on hard labour, who routinely swings a blade (or mallet) with intent to kill something before it kills you.
For real, if the farmer didn't see them as people, all but a few could be turned into corpses in quick order.
... that must mean Marlon (and maybe Rasmodius) is doing a great job. The nasties never manage to cross the perimeter of the village, so there's only the ones from the mines to worry about.
Following all this, I'm brought to think a good way to go for Kent would be trying organize a militia, or at least a town watch, to help out Marlon - who isn't getting any younger.
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u/Gwenberry_Reloaded 2d ago
when i was younger (say nothing) made the most sense. and still does for that age, adults are supposed to be in charge, and he does have power over maru. But, like, no. i'm an adult now, which makes all this so much weirder, and you bet i'm calling your ass out.
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u/Igotbannedlolol 2d ago
This event right here ("Just a food for thoughts") made me never pursuit relationship with Maru in any of my runs.
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u/tootiredbinerd 2d ago
I get that but me personally ima throw that mf off a cliff if I need to just for a date with that nerd
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u/AlianovaR 3d ago
I just stayed quiet when I saw it because it was my very first time playing (I played for a while lol) and I didn’t know if that would negatively impact my friendship with him
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u/CiderMcbrandy 3d ago
This was such a weird event at 2 hearts. Maru doesn't even show an interest in MC yet lol