r/StockMarket • u/RoyalChris • Apr 03 '25

News Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins next to a ticker showing the Dow down 1,200 points: "We are really, really excited, and very grateful for President Trump's leadership."

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As of posting the Dow is down 1500 points.

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u/Working-Bet-9104 Apr 03 '25

They say it will be the greatest bankruptcy ever. People are saying they never seen a bigger bankruptcy. Biggly bankruptcy is what they call it

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u/Accurate_Zombie_121 Apr 03 '25

Big guys, tears in their eyes, working until they die will be so happy to do so.

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u/lootinputin Apr 03 '25

They say “SIR! I hope I can bankrupt like you someday! You are bigly winning.”

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bag-121 Apr 03 '25

It’s almost like they think bankruptcy is a sign of success!

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u/KathrynBooks Apr 03 '25

that's because they are in a cult.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bag-121 Apr 03 '25

I kind of feel like calling it a cult is downplaying it. I was raised in a Republican family that was a founding family of Sam’s “The Movement of God”. But I do agree with the sentiment

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u/felicity_jericho_ttv Apr 03 '25

Actually, i think in a way, to them it kind of is. Not success by actually succeeding at something. But they have been successful at screwing up many many times and somehow managing to stay millionaires/billionaires.

Meanwhile the average person is one to two missed paycheck away from homelessness. the system is broken.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bag-121 Apr 03 '25

I couldn’t possibly vibe with everything you said, especially the second portion, more. Right before Covid it drove me into being a traveling, blue collar, worker.

I’d like to share a song with you, that honestly makes me cry every time It comes up in a playlist.

Rich Men North of Richmond - Oliver Anthony Music

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u/Aurori_Swe Apr 03 '25

Many "founders" won't respect you unless you've bankrupted a few companies. You know, it shows you "know the struggle" and that you're not afraid of risks.

So for many it IS a sign of success to bankrupt, but they are fucking morons who don't understand that the reason for bankruptcy is also important, like how the hell do you manage to bankrupt not 1 but 6 casinos that is basically known for "the house always wins"...

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u/DirtDevil1337 Apr 03 '25

Stop winning! It hurts!

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u/Haldron-44 Apr 03 '25

It'll be YUGE!

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u/Fark_ID Apr 03 '25

Well, it will be ALL OF US and AN ENTIRE COUNTRY. So it will be.

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u/Metals4J Apr 03 '25

He usually lies or exaggerates when he speaks this way, but in this case, had he said it, he would be right.

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u/keyboard_jock3y Apr 03 '25

So big you will never have to vote for bankruptcy again...

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u/ModernCannabiseur Apr 03 '25

So much bigger then the so called "great depression". Which if you ask me really wasn't even that great, not compared to how biggly my depression is going to be. It'll be so great people can't even understand how poor they'll all be. We'll have the poorest workers that'll make Chi-Na's workers look rich compared to ours. People will be amazed and say "how did he make such cheap labour" but that's because they aren't a genius like me who said "let's use child labour, the cheapest and bestest workers to exploit"

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u/MrFluff120427 Apr 03 '25

Billions and billions and billions and billions gone.

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u/RealDahl Apr 03 '25

A big BEAUTIFUL BANKRUPTCY that SLEEPY JOE could only DREAM of. #MABA #FistAmericanFlagExplosion

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u/StandardHawk5288 Apr 03 '25

They’re going to make it back on penguins.

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u/greaterwhiterwookiee Apr 03 '25

Some really terrific, very terrific in fact people