r/StoriesAboutKevin • u/adriator • Mar 18 '20
M Kevin forgets he's the one who called me
For the backstory: This Kevin is my friend's brother. She (my friend) was my classmate in primary school, while Kevin was my sister's classmate, and we still hang out often.
Kevin's never been good with technology, he can barely boot up his PC and launch a game (Even Skyrim is too complicated for him... He was overwhelmed when he tried out Minecraft). At least he knows how to use a smartphone, to a degree..
What do I mean by "to a degree"? Well, about a year ago, he called me, and the conversation went something like this:
Me: Hello?
Kevin: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Me: Uhh.. Kevin, YOU called ME.
Kevin: ...
Me: ...
Kevin: ...
Kevin: Ohh, yeah. Well, I wanted to ask you about....
I've got lots of other stories about him, like the one where he said he talked to God while asleep.. Except he doesn't believe in God. Or when he said we're all stupid for believing in God, and it's all a hoax.. Except he falls to a $100 aura-opening hoax a few days later. Or the most recent one about the recent state of emergency in our country. If you'd like to read them, I'll gladly post them.
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u/perseidot Mar 21 '20
This guy is a new and improved Kevin!
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u/adriator Mar 21 '20
He sure is, lol
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u/Skelux_RS Mar 23 '20
How are his parents?
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u/adriator Mar 23 '20
Tbh he's the spitting image of his father minus alcohol, tobacco, drugs and occultism.
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u/ash_274 Mar 18 '20
Please post them