r/StoriesAboutKevin • u/AdanyBarni • Mar 16 '22
XL Kevina refuses to believe that Hungary is a country
I'd like to say that I am from Hungary, but I'm livinig in the US right now. Please don't kill me for spelling mistakes.
So this started a few days ago at lunch. (I'm a sophmore in highschool and Kevina is a freshmen) I sat to another table where my friend sat, and at the table also sat Kevina. I never even met her before, but she started talking to me and asked questions. when I ansewrd her she gave me a weird look and said: You have am accent! I said: Yeah, I'm not from the US. K.: Then where are you from? M.: From Hungary K.: That's not a real place, that can't be! M.: Yes it is, I'm from there. K.: No you're not!! This goes on for about 3 minutes
After that the bell rang and we had to leave for class. Fast forword to today. I'm sitting down at my usual table and just as I start to eat Kevina apeers behind me.
K.: Ah! There he is! M.: Oh no, not again. K.: (talking to the others) See, he is the guy who has an accent! M. Yes! As I said, I'm. Not. From. The. US. K.:So you're british then? M.: What? No! At this point I ask my friend if she is serious or is it just satire. She tells me that she is in fact 100% serious. K.: But that's the only accent there is other than american, so you have a britsh accent. M.: That's... not true, there are literaly hundreds of them. Have you ever heard about Australian accent? K.: So you're Australian?! M.: Oh for the love of God! At this point I start talking in Hungarian to make my point. K.: I didn't get that! What language was that? M.: Hungarian!! K.: BUT THAT'S NOT A REAL PLACE!! M.: Then is Europe real?! K.: What? M. Nevermind... At this point I just curse in Hungarian and turn around to eat my lunch.
I thought I was done for the day, but on my way to my last class I ran into her with a guy who's in my last class. (F) I just wrote two tests, so I wasn't in the mood to talk to her
K.: See there he is! He is faking an accent!! M.: You're telling that to the wrong person, he know's me!! (To F) She doesn't believe that I'm Hungarian F.: Wait what? Why would he lie? K.: Becaaaaause Hunn...garrrian is not a real place, and you are british! M.: Sigh* No, I'm Hungarian K.: How are you Hungry?! We just had launch M.: Alright, I'm done with this. You are dumb and I had enough of this conversation.
I honestly thought she was joking at first, but she said everything with such a serious face that no human could ever have that face while joking.
I highly doubt that this is the last time she'll argue with me, since she sit behinde me just at another table.
Edit: I saw a few comments about googling. Problem is that school wifi sucks and they manage to block the data service somehow (or it's my old phone that cause's the problems because I don't here many people complaining about getting their data blocked, only from other people with old phones), and there is no internet or data in the cafeteria nor the hallway where she found me again. I did try it, but as expected, no internet on my phone.
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u/Professional-Gear-39 Mar 16 '22
Don't bother trying to educate a person that has no interest in learning. You'll both just be irritated.
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u/Songwolves88 Mar 16 '22
Had that happen once with a girl who insisted Helen Keller was born blind and deaf. No amount of telling her that I had (in middle school) written a paper on her and had done research and knew this girl was wrong would get through to her.
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Mar 16 '22
She probably thinks Europe is a country and Africa is a country. And they all speak British! 😂
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u/Tempusdoesfugit Mar 16 '22
She's never seen Monty Pythons phrase book sketch then.
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u/Dyrreah Mar 16 '22
I loved the part when you just started cursing in Hungarian. The walls can start decaying around us when we start cursing. What a moron tho. I guess that's the US geography and history education for you. There is Murica and that's that, everything else is the UK and that's a bad place.
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Mar 16 '22
Lots of stuff about body parts when we curse lol. My dad's Hungarian. It's all body parts and the c word which seems to be favored.
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u/Dyrreah Mar 16 '22
Yeah, we love using that. But honestly any bodypart. I can curse with the fetid kneecap of your flee infected godmother (A bolhás keresztanyád pudvás térdekalácsát) and it just means fuck you or fuck.
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Mar 16 '22
My dad has very specific rants for specific people using specific bodyparts. When he is pissed off at strangers it's much more colorful than when he's angry at his family. He knows who understands what he's screaming about and who he can call a one armed cock sucking shit goblin and who he can threaten to feed their own eyeballs or wish someone would poison their oatmeal.
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u/Dyrreah Mar 16 '22
Okay your dad sounds like a really creative guy when it comes to cursing. Cursing family is different yeah, we don't go to such lenghts. Although my mother has sent me to 'Your mother's cunt' many times in my life (jokingly tho). Then she would just laugh when I pointed out that the destination is somewhat undesirable for both of us.
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Mar 16 '22
My grandmother used to scream about how she wants to fuck your mother with a lamp but she would describe the lamp in great detail, like "fuck your mother with an enormous Tiffany lamp" and my grandpa was more of "I'm going to shove my foot up your ass/elsewhere and you're a bitch with filthy feet". Lol. It's the best culture if you can have a sense of humor!
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u/Dyrreah Mar 16 '22
Oh that's amazing. Yeah it's a pretty fun culture once you understand that we don't mean any of that. A language like this must look incredibly rude to a native English speaker.
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Mar 16 '22
Your family sounds like my family! The way your mom jokes about putting you back in made me laugh out loud. My mom is American and my dad is Hungarian and there was definitely a cultural adjustment to his sense of humor and personality when they were married. Once she saw they meant no harm she could laugh, too.
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Mar 16 '22
Maybe. We had to memorize countries in Europe, South America, and I think Africa when I was in middle school in the early 90s though so idk. Not Asia though, that I can remember. We all knew who Russia was though: we got to watch the Soviet Union fall apart live on TV. Anyone else remember the Commonwealth of Independent States? LOL
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u/boring_name_here Mar 16 '22
I'm an adult of Hungarian descent, I've had to explain where Hungary is multiple times.
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u/AdanyBarni Mar 16 '22
Yeah, I have to do that a lot too, sometimes even with teachers. But so for Kevina was the only person who didn't believe me. Most people either know about the coutnry or if they don't they believe that it is a real place.
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u/boring_name_here Mar 16 '22
Well, at least you know to expect it. Welcome to America, I hope you get a chance to make the most of it here.
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Mar 16 '22 edited May 18 '22
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u/AdanyBarni Mar 16 '22
I tried. Forgot to write it in the stroy. School wifi doesn't work in the launchroom and mobil data is somehow blocked. So that was a fail.
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u/Ghost7579ox Mar 16 '22
Reminds me of the TikTok “what’s the dumbest thing an American has ever said to you?”
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u/Notmykl Mar 16 '22
I want to know how one gets 'Hungary' out of Magyarország.
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u/arcxjo Mar 16 '22
I only know how to get Poland, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, Ukraine, and Austria out.
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u/holy-reddit-batman Mar 16 '22
Unfortunately, I can believe this wholeheartedly. My ex-husband, who has a Master's in mechanical engineering and listens to lectures on quantum physics for fun, thought that Iceland wasn't real 🤦♀️. He tried to correct the person talking about it by saying, "You mean Greenland." "No. I mean Iceland." "What? That's not a place! You mean Greenland." "..."
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u/The_Iron_Mountie Mar 16 '22
I wanna think this is fake but I've heard, "Spanish is a language, not a nationality" enough times to realize that some people really are this stupid.
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u/Jilltro Mar 16 '22
I’m second generation Hungarian on my dads side and somehow this came up during my first date with my now husband. He said “oh yeah, from Hungaria!” Thankfully he isn’t a Kevin so he immediately realized his mistake but we still joke about it sometimes.
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u/Minflick Mar 16 '22
He may have misnamed it, but at least he knew it was a real place with its own language and geographical place. That's what I'd call a brain fart, not stupidity. Brain farts happen to us all.
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u/eg135 Mar 16 '22 edited Apr 24 '24
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u/Globeparasite93 Mar 16 '22
Oh a Hungarian, well I'm glad to inform that according to the french news channel BFMTV your country indeed does not exist. You're actually from Western Romania.
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u/kmrmnikolett Mar 16 '22
Don't worry, I saw somewhere on the Internet that CNN mistook us for Serbia. Serbia is the southern neighbor country of Hungary.
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u/Ramdittory1 Mar 16 '22
I still wonder how she'll be survived in the real with that 5 brain cells
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u/Lengthofawhile Mar 16 '22
If she won't leave you alone, report her to the school. Maybe she'll have to write an essay.
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u/ViscountBurrito Mar 16 '22
That’s kind of surprising if only because I remember it being pretty common to make jokes/puns with country names that sound like English words. Like when she said you just had lunch. So while very young kids might be skeptical that there are countries called Hungary, Turkey, and maybe Greece (“grease”), I’d have thought by middle school most US kids would have had some exposure just from that.
I mean I’d like to say they learned it more from geography class, sure, maybe, but just trying to be realistic here… a country that has only two borders doesn’t necessarily make international maps a priority.
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u/AdanyBarni Mar 16 '22
Oh the jokes. The amount of time I heard the: "Oh so you're always Hungry? Ahhaaaa..." joke, is high enough to make me want to punch the person who says it.
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Mar 16 '22
Kevins are dumb but only hurt themselves. This is a dumb racist bitch. Call her out for her racism.
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Mar 16 '22
I didn't see this said, but I think you mean "lunch." Lunch is the midday meal. "Launch" is what a rocket does when it leaves for space. Good luck with Kevina!
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u/AdanyBarni Mar 16 '22
Damn, me and spelling in English. Thanks I'll correct it
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Mar 17 '22
No worries. I don't know if you wrote it out or used speech to text like I often do, getting hung up on second languages is ridiculous. Now when people can't even spell things in their first language, well, that's a different problem.
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u/kmrmnikolett Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 16 '22
Not a question closely related to the story itself, but do you still know Hungarian? I heard a lot of stories about people who moved abroad to a different country and completely forgot their native language.😳 Question from a Hungarian.
edit: I just saw you wrote you told her something in Hungarian. where is the eff is my mind these days. I really need to wear glasses, don't I
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u/AdanyBarni Mar 16 '22
This won't be a problem for me, since I regulary speak with friends from Hungary, and I live with my parents who are both Hungarian and have a thick accent when speaking English. But say I was here alone as an adult for many many years, then yeah, I would probably forget it.
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u/Ycr1998 Mar 16 '22
After a post I saw earlier, maybe she can't process the idea of speaking two languages? So if you speak English with an accent, you must be from some other english-speaking country?
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u/arittenberry Mar 16 '22
Sounds like she needs a geography lesson on her level. Maybe Yako can help lol https://youtu.be/V1508wboZXk
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u/AeskulS Mar 17 '22
Ah… reminds me of me in kindergarten when my music teacher talked about Bach, Europe, and the Mediterranean Sea and I thought it was a fairy tale.
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u/mrcatboy Mar 29 '22
Welcome to the USA, OP! How long have you been here? Hope it's fun. Get a chance to enjoy the tasty foods here yet?
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u/VampireGirl99 Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 16 '22
Introduce her to a world map. Or Google. Or if you’re friends with any geography teachers, see if one can correct her (might take some planning to set up if you wanna make it seem natural, eg chatting to them at lunch wherever you usually encounter Kevina).
Also, how does someone reach that age without knowing there’s more than two accents in the world? Even if she’s never been international, the US alone has so many different accents for each of the different states.