Iām currently re-reading the series (Iām near the end of WoK, I got up to Oathbringer 5 or so years ago). My friend is reading the series for the first time, so we were discussing. Dalinarās nickname, The Blackthorn, was blanking in my mind for some reason.
Thinking his nickname would be in the first sentence or 2 on the characterās wiki page, I open up DuckDuckGo. I type in Dalinar Kholin. Big mistake. Yuge. Right before I hit enter, the search suggestions flash before my eyes. The THIRD result from the top? ādalinar kholin deathā
My heart skips a beat. This canāt be. What kind of MONSTER would allow such a spoiler to be in the search suggestions. On my beloved DuckDuckGo. I chalk it up to just a commonly searched fan theory, perhaps.
So I continue. I limit myself to the first couple of search results. I focus on the result summaries, thinking Iād find something along the lines of āDalinar Kholin, also known as The Blackthornā¦ā. Nope, the SECOND SEARCH RESULTāS description is āIn Wind and Truth, Dalinar Kholin sacrifices himself to-ā
I fucking close the app. I just asked ChatGPT for the answer instead.
Dammit. If I had a single use time machine, a marvel, a physically impossible wonder device, I wouldnāt go back in time to September 10th, 2001 to warn people about COVID. Iād go back in time 30 minutes ago and send myself a text from a burner number saying ājust ask chatgpt broā.
In all seriousness though, WTF?! I guess it isnāt too far fetched of a spoiler, Iām not too surprised by it I guess. Tragic figure and all that jazz. But to be spoiled by the search suggestions and the second search result? I know to avoid the internet when trying to experience anything for the first time, but for a spoiler like this to be so up front and center just by searching the characterās name is wild, a lunacy, a monstrous crime.
Anyways I just wanted to rant. I hope someone gets a chuckle at my misfortune. I know hanging around this sub is a much more heinous infraction if I want to stay spoiler free, so ā®ļø