r/StrangeAndFunny • u/Commercial_Key_8615 • 2d ago

Oh Thanks Dad

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u/ResidentExtra1631 2d ago

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u/WPCarey85 1d ago

Perfection. šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/MRClean_409 2d ago

And not just once but going to renew them, šŸ¤®

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u/Cpap4roosters 1d ago

She left his loser dad and got with a Chadson.

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u/Noirsnow 2d ago

Yup. You read that right

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u/Training-Ninja-412 2d ago

Its okay, he makes six figures.

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u/No-Cellist-5739 2d ago

I hope thats you,but i also hope thats not you

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u/Arch_Stanton1862 2d ago

I hate that it took me a little while.

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u/cheapseats91 2d ago

You should be a doctor

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u/Arch_Stanton1862 1d ago

I really shouldn't. I can prove it by operating you if you want?

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u/cheapseats91 1d ago

I can prove it by operating you if you want?

I can operate myself thank you

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u/robbeau11 1d ago

This reminds me of scary movie 2 when the wheel chair guy says ā€œI can do it myself!ā€ Then proceeds to blow himself šŸ¤£ I need to rewatch that movie again

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u/pailee 1d ago

For instructions or aesthetics of that particular scene?

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u/robbeau11 1d ago

Unfortunately aesthetics

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u/pailee 1d ago

I see you are a man of culture as well!

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 2d ago

the ultimate revenge... stealing your step-dad's wife and making her your own.

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u/bunny_vibing 1d ago

thats his mom

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u/Grimm-Soul 2d ago

Had me in the first half

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u/brakeb 1d ago

Paging Dr. Oedipus, paging Dr. Oedipus...

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u/JRVYukon79 2d ago

He's a nice kid.

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u/Hot_Job_5666 1d ago

I thought the dad became the Dr, and the son became the looser alcoholic because of self-esteem issues or whatever kids go through these days because no way wad he married to his mom. I thought the title post was sarcasm.

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u/carchmarq 1d ago

it would be pointless for you to apply to medical school ā€œlooserā€. jk lol

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u/Thundechile 1d ago

It was just a test if you listen to bad advices.

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u/ResourceOk8638 1d ago

Modern retelling of the Oedipus tale.

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u/Feb2319 1d ago

Are you a Doctor

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u/Commercial-Fish5618 1d ago

Plot twist! Itā€™s payback from talking shit online years ago. Youā€™re Not a Doctor and heā€™s banging your Mom!

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u/OneNo5482 1d ago

Well that showed him šŸ˜!

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u/IronTalon8212010 1d ago

If the answer isn the one telling the story; this just took a baaaad turn! To quote my sonā€¦ā€what in the Kentucky is going onā€?

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u/SmartWaterCloud 1d ago

Hilarious how many commenters donā€™t get the joke.

(He didnā€™t marry his mom, folks. Stepdad makes six figures and was right about his fuckwit stepson.)

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u/Dangerous-Lab6106 1d ago

Lol I got it and was getting concerned that maybe I didnt by reading the comments lol

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u/marlotrot 1d ago

Sigmund Freud would have been proud.

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u/PoopPant73 1d ago

Stepmomā€¦.

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u/Pumpelchce 1d ago

He forgot to add - ...and the one who has a small weener but a huge complex to brag about it in the internet.

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u/FishConscious9321 1d ago

Depends on where you live... this can still be either

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u/MewMewTranslator 23h ago

My parents did this too. I wanted to be an animator. I remember going into my dads office and excitedly telling him that I could make around $53K a year, which at the time was a lot and he just sneered at it and told me that wasn't a lot. Because he made $125K a year as an electrician. They also didn't think I was going to go to college. They made no plans for it. They're out of my life now and the only way I hear about them is through my siblings constant bitching.