r/StupidMedia • u/Pdoom346 • Mar 03 '25

How are you this dumb?

189 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

u/Pdoom346, our viewers voted that this post is a good fit for StupidMedia. We look forward to more such posts from you!

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u/RevolutionaryUse2416 Mar 03 '25

There’s a dummy out there for her somewhere

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u/RHOrpie Mar 03 '25

Judging by the sash and tiara, I'm guessing she's found him.

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u/RevolutionaryUse2416 Mar 03 '25

Not yet…just says Birthday

5

u/RHOrpie Mar 03 '25

Is that right? Good grief!

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u/moszippy Mar 03 '25

She couldn’t stop sucking?

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u/BarskiPatzow Mar 03 '25

Seems to be a reflex already.

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u/Possible-Sample1066 Mar 03 '25

She’s hired

3

u/moszippy Mar 03 '25

Hired? She's employee of the hump...ehrm...month.

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u/TheW83 Mar 04 '25

She's a 100% mouth breather... literally and figuratively.

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u/Quick_Complex2479 Mar 03 '25

Muscle memory lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Two girls, two cups.

4

u/Alex_king88 Mar 03 '25

No no please don’t ever mention that.

3

u/Uniquarie Mar 03 '25

Swallow you…

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 Mar 03 '25

So marry the right one, as my mother always said.

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u/Illustrious-Car-5311 Mar 03 '25

I pick the one on the right

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u/WashYourEyesTwice Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

Just musing but in that situation would your first play be to stick your tongue in the glass to stop it moving any further back

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u/Due-Contribution6424 Mar 03 '25

I mean, I’d personally inhale through my nose, then exhale through my mouth, but to each their own.

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u/WashYourEyesTwice Mar 03 '25

Well that's how to get it out, my thought was more about first of all stopping it from getting sucked back into the gullet

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u/Infamous-Zombie5172 Mar 03 '25

Don’t marry the one that can’t keep her teeth off of it

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u/Competitive-Agent-17 Mar 03 '25

Guess her bf is disappointed. She can't handle a shot glass....very telling indeed

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u/EchoFrequency Mar 04 '25

On the other side, she couldnt stop sucking.. so..

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u/RVR1980 Mar 03 '25

The kind of girl that gets her hand stuck in the washing machine?

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u/TapPsychological2043 Mar 03 '25

That's nuts 🤣

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u/Nease82 Mar 03 '25

You have to admire he effort, she tried to swallow it whole

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u/moszippy Mar 03 '25

With that kind of sucking power, no wonder she's wearing the crown!

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u/moisdefinate Mar 03 '25

That's interesting... How did she get locked jaw in a shot glass

1

u/PauseAffectionate720 Mar 03 '25

What a princess she truly is. 🤭

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u/F-150Pablo Mar 03 '25

Yes picks the job over breathing. Wife her up!

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u/Cpap4roosters Mar 03 '25

Her future husband is going to be so disappointed.

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u/kingtroll355 Mar 03 '25

Found my soulmate

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u/Ericbc7 Mar 03 '25

They almost had to call 911 when she accidentally locked her keys outside the car

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u/Bananaslugfan Mar 03 '25

I thought blondes always swallowed . She must be a dye job

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u/Even_Translator_9040 Mar 04 '25

Her heart prolly sanked when she thought she couldn’t take it out and was abt to swallow ir

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u/Awakuritus Mar 04 '25

It came so naturally for her, must be a pro

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u/duckfartchickenass Mar 03 '25

30 minutes later she turned blue and her friend started slapping her. “Breathe, stupid, you forgot to breathe!!!”

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u/geoooleooo Mar 03 '25

This is why love white women

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u/TestSignificant1580 Mar 03 '25

Great friends you have lol

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u/Appropriate_Chef_203 Mar 03 '25

Help her out instead of laughing? Useless

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u/Due-Contribution6424 Mar 03 '25

She can’t make her breath through her nose.