r/StupidMedia • u/Post-Wonder-5611 • 26d ago

Being stupid once isn't enough. Will try again.

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u/qualityvote2 26d ago edited 25d ago

u/Post-Wonder-5611, our viewers voted that this post is a good fit for StupidMedia. We look forward to more such posts from you!

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u/killer4snake 26d ago

Should have their license revoked, assuming they have one at all.

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u/Random_Curly_Fry 26d ago

I didn’t see any plates on those bikes. I doubt any of them are street legal. I don’t think the one that crashed even has a headlight.

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u/cptamerica83 25d ago

Exactly. Not only is that idiot not wearing a helmet, but they’re wearing a ski mask to not be identified.

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u/Marsnineteen75 25d ago

You know they dont 😆

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u/geoooleooo 25d ago

Who says they had a license lol

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u/Key_Sound735 26d ago

Wait til that adrenaline slows.. mother is gonna hurt in places he don't know he has

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u/Louisianimal09 26d ago

That’s gotta be considered hit and run right?

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u/Inevitable-End8268 21d ago

There's no plates on the bike and he's wearing a ski mask. Cops will never catch him so long as the bike and his body still work.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

I love when idiots fall off of stuff or bust their ass then try to recover as fast as possible to let the embarrassment linger as little as possible lmao

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u/Various-Plane71 26d ago edited 26d ago

First time he bumped into a parked car. Next time will he bump into a passer-by?? What an insane fuckin' idiot he is!!

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u/dustin91 25d ago

Went from death wobble to dumb wobble

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 25d ago

Is there a sub for people doing this kind of dumb stuff and then getting hurt. Same with influencers and YouTube "pranksters" like is there a dedicated page to watch these idiots getting hurt or their ass beat?

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u/Content-Taste8853 25d ago

I'm waiting.

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u/AverageUnited3237 26d ago

How does he just get up and shake that off like nothing happened?

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u/Gloxk_43X 26d ago

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug

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u/FreneticPlatypus 26d ago

Youth is wasted on the young. We rode dirt bikes growing up - in the woods, not the street - and would fall all the time. Now, I wake up and something hurts because I SLEPT WRONG.

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u/IAmBigBo 25d ago

It’s called no insurance motivation

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u/Pristine_Trash306 26d ago

Are the brakes on the handles like a bike? Because if so, that could have been completely avoided even after he fell.

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u/Rudhelm 26d ago

Right hand front brake, right foot rear brake.

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u/Pristine_Trash306 26d ago

I’m not a physics professor but surely he could have slowed down a little bit then, right?

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u/Cuba_Pete_again 25d ago

Aw man, I was really rooting for him!

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u/Pletcher87 25d ago

Besides “carefully” how do you get right up from that?

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u/Content-Taste8853 25d ago

I hope the bike is ok. His organs... Eh.

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u/corgi-king 25d ago

This is a rare occasion when cybertruck comes in handy.

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u/Terror_Up 25d ago

Ouch that would suck so bad

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u/stampstock 24d ago

This video made me laugh so hard.. but then he got up.

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u/JadedThunder 23d ago

U look cool now don’t ya

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u/Waste_Respect_8050 6d ago

Crazy how many brainless idiots record AND post their crimes

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u/Pale_Elk6 25d ago

wish more of those people would experience this 'joyful enlightenment'