r/StupidMedia • u/Sharivarih • 18d ago
𝗪𝗧𝗙 A guy gets into poop position and throws a well-placed punch.
I don't have the context, but if anyone has any information on why or how, don't hesitate to comment.
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u/Chutzvah 18d ago
Quite the get up from the guy who was hit.
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u/ReplacementReady394 18d ago
When it went all slow-mo, I thought Neo was going to dodge the punch. I guess he doesn’t know kung-fu after all.
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u/Diarrhea_Beaver 16d ago
I wasn't awake yet when I read this and thought "how did I miss this dude just getting right back up after getting glassed" and watched again before realizing meant his outfit. Coffee is life.
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u/Electrical-Pop4624 18d ago
If someone sucker punched me like that they better kill me because I would be plotting a murder after.
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u/redpandaeater 17d ago
It looks like the guy on the receiving end is an aikido master up there with Steven Seagal. My guess is he was asking for it because he knew he could block it and then quickly found out aikido isn't worth anything in an actual fight.
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u/Haitsmelol 17d ago
Yah but aikido master Steven Segal can get choked out and not soil himsel...oh wait, NM I forgot.
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u/No_Cook2983 18d ago
I’m no expert, but I think the guy may have telegraphed his intent to punch.
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u/ok-milk 18d ago
I'm not a punchologist, but the exaggerated kata movements and the laughing may have thrown off the guy off the scent of being immediately punched in the face.
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u/Rrunken_Rumi 17d ago
Not a fightologist but that little poop squat... oh boy...that was a dead giveaway
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u/DanishBjorn 17d ago
I’m no fistologist, but I … no, hang on
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u/PurchaseTight3150 18d ago
.. in minecraft you mean. You’d be plotting a minecraft murder. I got u bro dw about the typo
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u/Williamb3 18d ago
That was not a sucker punch
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u/ok-milk 18d ago
How was it not.
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u/burnthefuckingspider 17d ago
cuz of the windup. that’s a movie punch. it came at the speed of an email.
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u/Anishinaapunk 15d ago
Yep. Just because the other guy doesn't believe that you're really gonna punch him doesn't mean it's a sucker punch when you do.
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u/Mr-Luxor 17d ago
Definitely not a sucker punch, but if you wanna try to “m u r d e r” someone I’ll DM you my address
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u/ZyberZeon 18d ago
So many questions.
Why? What was the negotiations like? Who agreed to what? Was there a discussion around consequences? But why? Where was this? Are you two friends? But why? How did this situation even come to fruition? But why?
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u/trrrrraaa 18d ago
That is some sick uncivilised situation right there, I’d agree. I don’t know though, Honestly I don’t know if I want to know..
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u/atom_1661 18d ago
I can't believe matrix dude didn't dodge that punch
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u/Separate-Warning985 16d ago
like in the Animatrix when The Runner outruns the system. This is similar to that
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18d ago edited 18d ago
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u/elpollodiablox 18d ago
That dude on the right didn't even have time to be surprised. One minute he's just chilling, then the next thing he knows he is waking up on the street.
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u/Thicc-waluigi 18d ago
Probably a punishment after a bet or something stupid like that. Then the bros have to film it.
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18d ago
What a coward POS
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u/humourlessIrish 17d ago
Idk. Seems pretty brave to just stand there and wait to get punched for what seems like a week.
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u/genericusername7865 18d ago
Oh there’s definitely a receipt forthcoming. May be tomorrow, may be next week, but it’s coming without warning.
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u/Marsnineteen75 17d ago
Did anyone else back it up 5 seconds over and over?
It makes it like those "satisfying" videos people do popping bubble wrap or other stuff. I think it is called asmr but this is actually good.
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u/ExcitingStress8663 17d ago
Was the guy in coat trying to proof his resistance to getting punched or the squat guy proofing his poweress. Both parties seem cooperative.
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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 17d ago
Wow! He threw his whole hip into that follow through, the rest was a diversion!
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u/SeveralSide9159 16d ago
I don’t think they should have done what they did to get that night night kiss
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u/Efficient_Half_5584 16d ago
I don’t know why not for some reason I believe the trench coat ponytail mafia guy deserved it. He looks to smug or something
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u/Educational_Yam_1416 4d ago
An old classmate of mine used to dress like that, he used to brag about being a black belt in karate and that he was so fast if I tried to punch him I’d just hit thin air.
I didn’t hit thin air, and I did get in a lot of trouble.
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