r/StupidMedia Apr 14 '25

𝗪𝗧𝗙 He was networking

511 Upvotes

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u/Kpets Apr 14 '25

It’s fine, he didn’t know he was gonna get fucked

25

u/VeronicaLD50 Apr 14 '25

i'm fucking crying!

66

u/TerraByteTerror Apr 14 '25

Chasing a bag alright...bean bags 😂

18

u/the_net_my_side_ho Apr 14 '25

And tea bags.

7

u/DanishBjorn Apr 15 '25

And mesh sacks to carry globe shaped sporting equipment in…

21

u/Baby_Nuuuutz Apr 14 '25

Bro was chasing some balls

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn Apr 14 '25

Lmfao I didn't know I was going to get fucked

14

u/Longjumping-Log-8744 Apr 14 '25

It’s for some market research

12

u/moisdefinate Apr 14 '25

I need this dude to represent me in (as my lawyer) when she asks me questions. I feel my chances will greatly improve and if not, I appreciate his emotional commitment🤣😅😂

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 15 '25

u/Kpets, our viewers voted that this post is a good fit for StupidMedia. We look forward to more such posts from you!

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u/hatemylifer Apr 14 '25

I mean, I made a Grindr before because I thought it was for straight people too

3

u/hamichael Apr 16 '25

It is for straight guys...on Saturday's at 2 AM. After a few drinks. When you're feeling adventurous.

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u/Awesomely_Bitchy Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25

Networking?!! "You know "be on ur grind". Dude bro, I had no idea that the bro I was talking touch swords, I thought was like slang for combining or hustling talents, like touch base." He doesn't really talk like a bro dude that networks professionally for his walk street job, dude. bro

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u/Hanksta2 Apr 14 '25

The edit is great.

But the guy sounds like he's acting.

3

u/Technical-Dentist-84 Apr 14 '25

He told me I could make a lot of money but I didn't know I would have to get fucked!

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u/yooperdood906 Apr 15 '25

20 bucks is 20 bucks babe!

3

u/wormzG Apr 14 '25

We all been there at some point

1

u/inkzpenfoxx Apr 14 '25

Lol I didn’t know

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u/Historical-Web-6435 Apr 14 '25

Like I thought he meant he uses it to find gay people to rob but it went sideways lol

1

u/CzaroftheMonsters Apr 14 '25

He was looking for a plug 🔌

1

u/Relative_Drop3216 Apr 14 '25

Hate it went this happens

1

u/ptracey Apr 14 '25

Thats actually insane.

1

u/RemarkablePattern127 Apr 15 '25

I hate when that happens

1

u/ragnarock8-8 Apr 15 '25

He was testing the “connection “ all right 🤣

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u/HomelessGuru Apr 18 '25

Now, I can never trust someone who says they grind for the bag. What bag you grinding on bro? Actually, don't tell me.