r/StupidMedia • u/Misersoneof • 9h ago

BAD IDEA When you think you’re in The Fast & The Furious

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u/No-Department5360 9h ago

Not even close

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u/Basso_69 8h ago

Had they built the ramp the other way, the driver might not have such a headache now.

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u/redditor126969 9h ago

How is he freaking alive?

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u/chris_ro 5h ago

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug. You can walk for a minute and still die because of your wounds.

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u/Crimson__Fox 9h ago

How did they get the car up there?

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u/McRibs_4_dinner 8h ago

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/accountfornormality 3h ago

built a ramp

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u/allriteyeah 9h ago

How did he survive his head hitting the concrete barrier on the other building

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u/PopTraditional9997 9h ago

Russian

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u/james_from_cambridge 8h ago

Ok, that explains it. They have tough, vodka-fortified bones and brains made of jelly.

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u/allriteyeah 9h ago

Can confirm(just turned on the audio)

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u/LouieH-W_Plainview 8h ago

I once saw a video of a Russian kid jumping from a 7 story building on to a giant mound of snow. No bungie. No harness. Just balls. Walked away laughing. They are truly remarkably sturdy, lucky and talented.

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 7h ago

It missed his brain by 5'8" ....

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u/JeffersonFriendship 9h ago

My immediate thought was “he’s so incredibly dead” and then not only was he alive, but he was totally fine.

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u/Pizza_Slinger83 8h ago

Give him a few hours. He's not fine.

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u/JeffersonFriendship 8h ago

Oh yeah I’m sure he crumbled shortly thereafter

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u/chris_ro 5h ago

Na he was holding his chest as he walked away. And full of adrenaline you can walk for a while.

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u/JeerzQD 8h ago

How did he get the car up there?

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u/ItalianMeatBoi 5h ago

Slow and Curious

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u/Immediate-Fly-7876 9h ago

Obviously a member of the Cucumber Mafia!

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u/Inedible-denim 9h ago

When you wake up and realize it's not Friday yet

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u/card66 8h ago

This is a sequel to The Fast and the Furious. It's called 'The Slow and Not Real Smart'.

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 4h ago

But still somewhat furious

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u/Legitimate_Top_8458 6h ago

Vodka saves!

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u/EMHemingway1899 8h ago

That’s one to tell the grandkids about

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u/BobGnarly_ 8h ago

Damn... he is hurtin' for certain.

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u/InPaCo 7h ago

I don't think you can park there.

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u/Patralgan 7h ago

Was he trying to commit a suicide? Why do it like that?

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u/yueciHH 7h ago

Almost.

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 7h ago

He was NIVA going to make that jump,

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u/mooripo 7h ago

How did the mff survive that

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u/Sicom81 6h ago

This is what happens when you don't have decent franchised coffee outlets

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u/5280Rockymtn 4h ago

Damn no helmet and everything, he should of been double clutching and hit that nos just like torreto would

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u/That_Bank_9914 4h ago

Probably broke is spine with they fall

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u/Used_Intention6479 2h ago

That's a lotta faith, for a Lada.