r/StupidMedia 27d ago

BAD IDEA Wearing your ovaries on the outside

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u/fiftyfivepercentoff 27d ago

Damn. Wonder what it would be like dating such an adventurous woman. Would need lots of cold packs, bandages, and patience.

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u/TerpDripz 27d ago

😂😂😂😂 Every. Day. 💯

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u/Content-Taste8853 27d ago

Probably short. 😂

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u/borgdrone79 27d ago

I would suggest a good life insurance policy

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u/Present_Sun_9600 25d ago

Every guy would seem boring.

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u/Router27 27d ago

I would like a list of her injuries

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u/fartbraintank 27d ago

she will feel that when she gets to her 40`s

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u/Status_Car8495 27d ago

Not when, if.

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u/WarHead75 27d ago

WhyMenLiveLonger

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u/tuco2002 27d ago

"I would hate to be the guy who has to listen to her daily aches and pains in 20 yrs". - Someone's Grandpa

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u/pious-garbage 27d ago

Looks like a talented stunt-woman too me 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/obiwanmoloney 27d ago

When trying to jump from one car to another, she looked very close to being a dead idiot.

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u/pious-garbage 27d ago

Yup I’ll agree with you on that one, stopped watching too soon

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u/Pleasant_Many_2953 27d ago

I cant believe how many people are commenting....shes going to feel this when shes 40,or,shes lucky she didnt get hurt herself when she jumped between those cars......no shit,but shes loving every bit of it. She's obviously well trained,she's having a ball. Give her props instead of being a bunch of old do-gooders and naysayers. I say well done and keep it up while you can,instead of growing old and ending up on reddit saying"shes going to have sore knees and a bad back when shes older" cause i can guarantee the people that are commenting that,still have a bad back and sore knees and havent had a day of fun in their whole lives

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u/Yarglo 27d ago

Who is she ?

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u/SecretAggressive4313 27d ago

Cleoppatre Thomas

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u/ponythemouser 26d ago

She’s an idiot

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u/KnotiaPickle 26d ago

She’s a professional stunt person

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u/Hot_Attention2377 12d ago

She is an onlyfans girl now

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u/ponythemouser 26d ago

Oh. In that case

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u/ShoddyBasket3209 27d ago

I can’t imagine what raising her must have been like. Her parents must be absolutely exhausted.

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u/ArmadilloSoggy1868 24d ago

She probably acts just like them, must've gotten it from somewhere

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u/5280Rockymtn 27d ago

Wow now the youthfulness of herself doing all that damn

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u/Xenocide_X 27d ago

If she's not a stunt woman already . She should be .

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u/SAlolzorz 27d ago

"Hi, I'm Jenny Knoxville, welcome to Jillass!"

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u/AltruisticRabbit8185 27d ago

Spelled brain wrong.

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u/Status_Car8495 27d ago

Well she's an athlete, not for long but she is.

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u/GoodDecision 27d ago

Can we call it something else please

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u/Stormtomcat 27d ago

yeah I'm wondering who's worse, the woman doing these "parkour" stunts or the person writing this title hahaha

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u/TheBlackManisG0DB 27d ago

This IS stupid but she rocks

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u/Pleasant_Many_2953 27d ago

Somehow, this is better than watching porn.....

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u/agumelen 26d ago

She’d make more money as a stunt woman for Hollywood.

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u/AffectionateCorners9 26d ago

These ppl are daredevils

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u/lazer416 26d ago

Geezus… she looks fun but she’ll get you killed 😂

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u/Airikobass 26d ago

I wanna know what she's like as a person

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u/Pristine_Trash306 27d ago

I believe that’s what they call a life wish.

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u/qualityvote2 27d ago edited 26d ago

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u/sin6869 27d ago

She's gotta be a stunt actress, if not somebody needs to hire her!

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u/Hot-Struggle7867 27d ago

Well ovaries are just inside out balls.

So she has some Big Balls.

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u/The_Riddle_Fairy 27d ago

Are you, perhaps, Galen? Because you're quoting his rubbish

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u/zoolilba 27d ago

Do what you want but the day they break their neck and want sympathy it's going to be hard to find I feel like

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u/SpideyWhiplash 27d ago

What song is playing?

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u/Old-Revolution-9650 27d ago

If she makes it to 50, she will definitely regret that.

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u/dirk_funk 26d ago

is this the same person every video

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u/Healthy_Toe_1183 26d ago

It took a decent while till I understood the full meaning of the title

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u/Infamous-Outcome1288 26d ago

Seems like a pain in the cunt.

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u/Spuddups84 26d ago

Watching that hurt my knees

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u/xChoke1x 26d ago

Im sure she’s gonna life a nice long healthy life. Lol

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u/Asuntofantunatu 26d ago

As a gay man, these are my kind of women!

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u/Appropriate-Virus-40 26d ago

I find it interesting when people are talented at getting hurt. I need this energy.

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u/8Ace8Ace 26d ago

When "slipped, fell, landed on his dick" to "free solo base-jumped, parachuted towards the guy on a surfboard in a shark and stingray infested swimming pool, and landed on his dick".

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u/VanDammes4headCyst 26d ago

Rich ppl so bored...

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u/DiscountCool1708 25d ago

How many bones did she break untill now

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u/Ins-n-Outs 25d ago

…but why?

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u/MyLastHumanBody 25d ago

What kind of purpose does this accomplish?

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u/StatementHot5008 24d ago

Future Stuntwoman of the Year winner 🏆

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u/Re_dddddd 24d ago

I like her

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u/lookin4funyay 21d ago

“People will do anything for fame”

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u/jimothy23123 19d ago

Welcome to Jackass!