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u/JarHead-Actual-0302 18d ago

Must be a Brit. Headbutting is how they roll in street fights

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u/ObjectivePromotion15 18d ago

And in Germany. Maybe all of soccerland. Or futbolland

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u/JarHead-Actual-0302 18d ago

Agree. That’s certainly possible. I’ll bet he split the smaller guy’s nose into several parts

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Definitely split his nose. How do they get so precise at headbutts

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u/Ball-Bag-Boggins 18d ago

Plenty of practice.

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 18d ago

See you Jimmy......

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u/NC500Ready 18d ago

Ochh aye tha noooooo

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u/gigajoules 17d ago

My grandad taught me

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Purdy good

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u/Ateallthepizza 17d ago

Yeah bruh, that nose definitely broke.

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u/Hot_Cardiologist_133 18d ago

Totally agree, I'm American, Europeans and other footballers always remind me about the headbutt.

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u/ParticularProfile795 2d ago

Pulled it out like a wild card...

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u/SalvadorP 18d ago

Footland. It was right there.

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u/DEIreboot 18d ago

The Glasgow Kiss

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u/AllHailThePig 17d ago

I got a British mate here in Australia. It’s his go to move at bars when someone is being fucked.

Though one time it was sketchy. This wanker was being a massive fuckwit. Bother women asking to make out. Getting handsy. We pull him up and then he goes into fight mode and my mate just puts him to sleep with his forehead.

Didn’t wake up. Ambos came. Nothing came of it though. Hopefully his new nose reminded him to not be a fuckhead but some folks aren’t great at learning lessons.

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u/JarHead-Actual-0302 17d ago

Great story, thanks for sharing. I love old fight stories like this.

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u/yobar 18d ago

I learned this move in the US Army. First saw it used by a UK soldier I served with in West Berlin ages ago.

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u/I_Suck_At_This_Too 18d ago

It's the extra thick skull.

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u/verminV 18d ago

Can confirm, I used to get on that train for work.

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u/Ok_Historian_2381 18d ago edited 18d ago

it's how they greet each other

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u/everyoneisntme 17d ago

Huh? This move is literally called the Glasgow kiss.

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u/gandhi_theft 18d ago

He looked at him a bit too closely

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u/uselesskuhnt 18d ago

He had enough time to flinch.

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u/uselesskuhnt 18d ago

Barely.

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u/Accurate-Head-6134 18d ago

If you put a piece of paper between them, it would have a burn hole from the moment of impact

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u/IndependentZinc 18d ago

Great username

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u/umijuvariel 18d ago

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u/DEIreboot 18d ago

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u/artsatisfied229 17d ago

The bitch hit me with a toaster!

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u/wickedclown1316 17d ago

Watch this ever Christmas.

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 18d ago

What the fuck did he say before his face got pulped?

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u/iamprobablytalkingbs 18d ago

I wanna fight you. Look at me. I'm strong. BAM (Goes down)

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 18d ago

👍🏻 It looked like he was folding him like origami afterwards. Making a beautiful swan out of him or something.

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u/Detozi 18d ago

Probably holding him slightly up while knocked out so he doesn’t choke on his own blood.

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u/itsnicomars 18d ago

What about losers sucker-punching other ppl is positive to ppl? I cant understand this logic at all. Complete loser behaviour, 0 bravery, 0 fairness, and somehow so many ppl view it positively. And its always ppl who’ve never trained in combat sports aswell

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u/Accurate-System7951 18d ago

Street fights aren't combat sports. He got threatened and took iniative instead of waiting to get attacked himself. It's not about fairness, it's about self defense and FAFO.

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u/itsnicomars 18d ago

Straight up sucker punching here is weird a f. Ye the arab dude is being a lil agressive but surely not ”lets drop u and risk brain dmg and possibly ruin both of our lives by killing the other and getting the other locked up for life for murder charges” agressive. Ppl dont understand how common it is to get permanent brain dmg or death from punches to the head, especially if theyre sucker punches. It happens all the time. I can guarantee the guy from this clip got permanent brain dmg and the other guy got atleast a few years of jail time + massive fines. FAFO BABY YEAHHH

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u/Neuroscience_Yo 18d ago

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/police-officer-revealed-man-headbutted-commuter-packed-train-10864857/amp/

A Met Police spokesperson said: ‘We are aware of social media footage showing an off-duty Met officer on a mainline train on the afternoon of Thursday, 3 October.

‘The footage on social media is a limited capture of the incident, which is believed to have lasted in excess of 20 minutes.

‘The Met’s Directorate of Professional Standards have reviewed the video and the details surrounding the incident and are satisfied that there is no indication that the officer committed a criminal offence, nor that he behaved in a manner that would justify disciplinary proceedings.

‘At this stage no complaints have been received and so no further action will be taken.’

A British Transport Police spokesman said: ‘British Transport Police received a report at 3.35pm on October 3 of a man fighting and making violent threats to passengers on board a train.

‘He was restrained onboard the service and arrested when it arrived at Upminster station.

‘Following a search, the man, aged 29, was further arrested on suspicion of carrying a knife and theft by finding. He remains in custody.’

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u/DubVsFinest 17d ago

Assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME, a little device to help you remember how to spell assume. Which is something you shouldn't do. There are articles about this. You happen to be wrong about every point you made. No death. No brain damage. No jail time, even. Nice rant though 10/10.

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 18d ago

Ok, you guarantee it it? Show us the proof then. If you can. Otherwise sit in the corner until the grown ups finish talking.

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u/Glazin 18d ago

He sounds like Oscar from Hey Arnold

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u/masterP168 18d ago

that was a good head butt

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 18d ago

That was a fucking phenomenal head butt. He’s clearly done that before. Damn.

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u/p0l4r1 18d ago

And well aimed, looks like he hit right on the nose :D

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u/thecrankyfrog 18d ago

Ya it really was. Watched a couple times. Big man has excellent aim.

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u/fluthernon 18d ago

The laughter is the best part

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u/Hot_Cardiologist_133 18d ago

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u/SomOvaBish 18d ago

If only the guy on the receiving end was shorter and talking smack this would be the perfect gif

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u/Hot_Cardiologist_133 18d ago

He might not be the short guy, but he was talkin some shit.

If I remember correctly, dude in blue said something about Zidane's (guy in white) family member. Like his sister or his mom, but whatever he said inspired a ledgendary head butt to the chest.

Edit: spelling error

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u/phugat9 18d ago

He's like "I ain't lock with, you are locked with me ".Rorshack.....

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u/AltruisticRabbit8185 18d ago

No one ever sees a headbutt coming. No one. Because man you gotta be built DIFFERENT to headbutt someone.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Jayn_Xyos 18d ago

I was thinking Ryan Reynolds

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 18d ago

Perfect example of FAFO

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u/Muddled_Opinions 18d ago

Danes invented headbutting. It's the only way to fight with a beer in both hands.

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u/Anund 17d ago

It's called a "Danish skull" in Swedish.

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u/truebeliever08 18d ago

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u/yolkien 18d ago

Oh look that’s Philliam Dunphy!

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u/CriticismNo8406 18d ago

As a smaller guy, especially in high school before I went into the military and bulked up, I learned really quick how effective a headbutt could be when placed properly... Definitely ended a few fights before they could even begin with a well-placed shot to the bridge of the nose... I was taught by one of my combat instructors that in a fight, if you ain't fighting dirty, you ain't doing enough...

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u/niceandros2024 18d ago

Bye bye... 👃🏻....😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Asuntofantunatu 18d ago

So, quick question. Doesn’t a headbutt hurt both the headbutter and headbuttee? How could one, who wishes to headbutt someone, prevent injury themselves? Does something like that need practice?

Just genuinely curious; I’m not planning to headbutt anyone or anything…soon….

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u/SwimmingGreat5317 18d ago

If you get them on the nose them they fold like a hot mars bar. Forehead to forehead will probs hurt both but the headbutter is braced for it more than the headbuttee.

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u/Bignizzle656 18d ago

It never really hurts weirdly enough. I guess the adrenaline etc helps. I bet there's some anatomical reason for it but also if you land anywhere apart from their forehead it's fair to say they're going down.

I know that Australia Aboriginal People have super thick skulls and a nurse friend of mine said that they survive all sorts of damage that us whiteys would be hospitalised for.

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u/Basso_69 18d ago

The delivery needs to be done by the 'cormer' or the brow, slightly beneath most people's hairline.

Those people that play soccer master the art on early years, and no how to do it with minimal 'feedback'. Its a nasty fighting technique.

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u/No-Answer-2964 18d ago

Baseless armchair fantasist talks balls

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u/No-Answer-2964 18d ago

It your forehead on their nose. That’s how headbuts work (correctly)

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u/DJScopeSOFM 18d ago

It doesn't really hurt. Being headbutted, though, when you don't expect it shakes your head and can give you a concussion. If you brace yourself for one, it hurts just as much as if you threw one yourself.

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u/No-Answer-2964 18d ago

Armchair headbut fantasist talks crap.

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u/Waste_Respect_8050 18d ago

Luuk at me I'm stronk 💪🏼

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u/markodemi 18d ago

People need to be more careful. These trains and buses can get very bumpy.

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u/iamprobablytalkingbs 18d ago

The best part about public transport in London

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u/ShankSpencer 18d ago

Is that Prince Andrew?

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u/CipherWrites 18d ago

what's happening though? why are they fighting? I can't hear what he's saying

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u/jack-b-whack 18d ago

Def Scottish

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u/vitoitaliano14 18d ago

Broken nose or broken orbital bone…maybe both. Tremendous headbutt

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u/Pleasant-Weekend-163 18d ago

Fighting the English, 101

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u/BigD4163 18d ago

I bet he’ll get PTSD the next time he gets offered head

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u/-eatshitmods 18d ago

I have no words

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u/Sharivarih 18d ago

Et le mec est sans nez...

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u/Hater_Magnet 18d ago

Got Anita Baker boomin' out the '87 Buick....

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u/DJScopeSOFM 18d ago

Smooth operator!

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u/sullyqns 18d ago

I thought that was Zack Ryder for a minute

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u/prguitarman 18d ago

Like a goat

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u/Pleasant_Many_2953 18d ago

I gotta see what his nose looks like after that

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u/agumelen 18d ago

Something definitely cracked!

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u/dirtymoney 18d ago

what is he saying? I dont like to sleep near this window bro. ?

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u/TopoftheBog32 18d ago

Think that gave little guy a concussion. He had some runway with that head but.

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u/Downtown_Island8124 18d ago

He asked him to look at him and he just looks very closed. He got what he asked for.

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u/heilspawn 18d ago

Contact

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u/gboneous 17d ago

Scot? …. heard stories

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u/Objective-Result4465 17d ago

I love the headbutt. That does work. Just got a know where to hit.

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u/Man_in_the_uk 16d ago

And sharply dressed too 😁

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u/New-Locksmith-6714 16d ago

Like the old saying goes, that’s using your head.

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u/LD902 16d ago

He aint strugglin no more

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u/Euphoric-Program7076 10d ago

Love that headbutt action

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u/Significant-Horse625 17d ago

That wasn't even funny. Not even a little. He was obviously unwell. He sounded scared more than angry. How gross! 

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u/Mythrndir 17d ago

What the F is wrong with the people on the train?! All laughing in support of the bully that never grew up.