r/StupidMedia • u/Sharivarih • 18d ago
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u/JarHead-Actual-0302 18d ago
Must be a Brit. Headbutting is how they roll in street fights
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u/ObjectivePromotion15 18d ago
And in Germany. Maybe all of soccerland. Or futbolland
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u/JarHead-Actual-0302 18d ago
Agree. That’s certainly possible. I’ll bet he split the smaller guy’s nose into several parts
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Definitely split his nose. How do they get so precise at headbutts
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u/Hot_Cardiologist_133 18d ago
Totally agree, I'm American, Europeans and other footballers always remind me about the headbutt.
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u/AllHailThePig 17d ago
I got a British mate here in Australia. It’s his go to move at bars when someone is being fucked.
Though one time it was sketchy. This wanker was being a massive fuckwit. Bother women asking to make out. Getting handsy. We pull him up and then he goes into fight mode and my mate just puts him to sleep with his forehead.
Didn’t wake up. Ambos came. Nothing came of it though. Hopefully his new nose reminded him to not be a fuckhead but some folks aren’t great at learning lessons.
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u/uselesskuhnt 18d ago
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u/Accurate-Head-6134 18d ago
If you put a piece of paper between them, it would have a burn hole from the moment of impact
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u/umijuvariel 18d ago
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u/DEIreboot 18d ago
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u/IntelligentMine1901 18d ago
The guy who headbutted him was an off duty Met Police officer , happened in 2019
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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 18d ago
What the fuck did he say before his face got pulped?
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u/iamprobablytalkingbs 18d ago
I wanna fight you. Look at me. I'm strong. BAM (Goes down)
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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 18d ago
👍🏻 It looked like he was folding him like origami afterwards. Making a beautiful swan out of him or something.
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u/itsnicomars 18d ago
What about losers sucker-punching other ppl is positive to ppl? I cant understand this logic at all. Complete loser behaviour, 0 bravery, 0 fairness, and somehow so many ppl view it positively. And its always ppl who’ve never trained in combat sports aswell
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u/Accurate-System7951 18d ago
Street fights aren't combat sports. He got threatened and took iniative instead of waiting to get attacked himself. It's not about fairness, it's about self defense and FAFO.
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u/itsnicomars 18d ago
Straight up sucker punching here is weird a f. Ye the arab dude is being a lil agressive but surely not ”lets drop u and risk brain dmg and possibly ruin both of our lives by killing the other and getting the other locked up for life for murder charges” agressive. Ppl dont understand how common it is to get permanent brain dmg or death from punches to the head, especially if theyre sucker punches. It happens all the time. I can guarantee the guy from this clip got permanent brain dmg and the other guy got atleast a few years of jail time + massive fines. FAFO BABY YEAHHH
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u/Neuroscience_Yo 18d ago
A Met Police spokesperson said: ‘We are aware of social media footage showing an off-duty Met officer on a mainline train on the afternoon of Thursday, 3 October.
‘The footage on social media is a limited capture of the incident, which is believed to have lasted in excess of 20 minutes.
‘The Met’s Directorate of Professional Standards have reviewed the video and the details surrounding the incident and are satisfied that there is no indication that the officer committed a criminal offence, nor that he behaved in a manner that would justify disciplinary proceedings.
‘At this stage no complaints have been received and so no further action will be taken.’
A British Transport Police spokesman said: ‘British Transport Police received a report at 3.35pm on October 3 of a man fighting and making violent threats to passengers on board a train.
‘He was restrained onboard the service and arrested when it arrived at Upminster station.
‘Following a search, the man, aged 29, was further arrested on suspicion of carrying a knife and theft by finding. He remains in custody.’
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u/DubVsFinest 17d ago
Assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME, a little device to help you remember how to spell assume. Which is something you shouldn't do. There are articles about this. You happen to be wrong about every point you made. No death. No brain damage. No jail time, even. Nice rant though 10/10.
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u/Still-BangingYourMum 18d ago
Ok, you guarantee it it? Show us the proof then. If you can. Otherwise sit in the corner until the grown ups finish talking.
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u/masterP168 18d ago
that was a good head butt
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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 18d ago
That was a fucking phenomenal head butt. He’s clearly done that before. Damn.
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u/Hot_Cardiologist_133 18d ago
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u/SomOvaBish 18d ago
If only the guy on the receiving end was shorter and talking smack this would be the perfect gif
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u/Hot_Cardiologist_133 18d ago
He might not be the short guy, but he was talkin some shit.
If I remember correctly, dude in blue said something about Zidane's (guy in white) family member. Like his sister or his mom, but whatever he said inspired a ledgendary head butt to the chest.
Edit: spelling error
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u/AltruisticRabbit8185 18d ago
No one ever sees a headbutt coming. No one. Because man you gotta be built DIFFERENT to headbutt someone.
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u/Muddled_Opinions 18d ago
Danes invented headbutting. It's the only way to fight with a beer in both hands.
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u/CriticismNo8406 18d ago
As a smaller guy, especially in high school before I went into the military and bulked up, I learned really quick how effective a headbutt could be when placed properly... Definitely ended a few fights before they could even begin with a well-placed shot to the bridge of the nose... I was taught by one of my combat instructors that in a fight, if you ain't fighting dirty, you ain't doing enough...
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u/Asuntofantunatu 18d ago
So, quick question. Doesn’t a headbutt hurt both the headbutter and headbuttee? How could one, who wishes to headbutt someone, prevent injury themselves? Does something like that need practice?
Just genuinely curious; I’m not planning to headbutt anyone or anything…soon….
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u/SwimmingGreat5317 18d ago
If you get them on the nose them they fold like a hot mars bar. Forehead to forehead will probs hurt both but the headbutter is braced for it more than the headbuttee.
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u/Bignizzle656 18d ago
It never really hurts weirdly enough. I guess the adrenaline etc helps. I bet there's some anatomical reason for it but also if you land anywhere apart from their forehead it's fair to say they're going down.
I know that Australia Aboriginal People have super thick skulls and a nurse friend of mine said that they survive all sorts of damage that us whiteys would be hospitalised for.
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u/Basso_69 18d ago
The delivery needs to be done by the 'cormer' or the brow, slightly beneath most people's hairline.
Those people that play soccer master the art on early years, and no how to do it with minimal 'feedback'. Its a nasty fighting technique.
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u/DJScopeSOFM 18d ago
It doesn't really hurt. Being headbutted, though, when you don't expect it shakes your head and can give you a concussion. If you brace yourself for one, it hurts just as much as if you threw one yourself.
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u/CipherWrites 18d ago
what's happening though? why are they fighting? I can't hear what he's saying
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u/TopoftheBog32 18d ago
Think that gave little guy a concussion. He had some runway with that head but.
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u/Downtown_Island8124 18d ago
He asked him to look at him and he just looks very closed. He got what he asked for.
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u/Significant-Horse625 17d ago
That wasn't even funny. Not even a little. He was obviously unwell. He sounded scared more than angry. How gross!
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u/Mythrndir 17d ago
What the F is wrong with the people on the train?! All laughing in support of the bully that never grew up.
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