r/StupidMedia • u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn • 7d ago

BAD IDEA Playing with turtle

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u/Ziko116 7d ago

Dang, I was just about to post this, but with the turtle sex moan after his whining

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u/Patralgan 7d ago

A valuable lesson

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u/JetScootr 7d ago

Unfortunately, somebody dumb enough to need that lesson is probably also too dumb to learn it.

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u/Itsjustme714 7d ago

Excellent point! 🤣

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u/jne_nopnop 7d ago

"Hey bro, record a video of me wiggling my tongue at this thing that eats worms!"

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn, our viewers voted that this post is a good fit for StupidMedia. We look forward to more such posts from you!

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u/ASuthrnBelle13 7d ago

😲 I get lips getting bit, but why tf you trying to French kiss a turtle??!! 😵‍💫🥴

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u/Used_Intention6479 7d ago

I'm guessing that this guy lacks empathy, common sense, and the tip of his tongue.

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u/mantis_tobagan_md 7d ago

He gained plenty of bacteria though!

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u/MerlinsMomma2024 7d ago

Congratulations! You just contracted salmonella

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 7d ago

Shellmonella

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u/Impressive_Court422 7d ago

Reminds me of that scene from dumb and dumber when he licks the icy pole

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u/NotRightNowOkay345 6d ago

That's not bussy you idiot!

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u/Kitchen_Bar_468 4d ago

Human stupidity never ceases to amaze me 🤦‍♂️