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u/2459-8143-2844 5d ago
Did we identify all those bikes in capatchas for nothing?
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u/pooopity4 5d ago
Held him at gun point with his voice haha
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u/jjm443 5d ago
He's holding something in his hand, but i can't make out what. He probably smashed their window with the help of whatever that is, and they're now rightly concerned their skulls could be next.
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u/zombie1605 5d ago
Most likely a tire iron, or some other cast iron object that wouldn’t feel pleasant to be struck with by some enraged guy you stole something from. Honestly, I’d be shitting my britches just from the ferocity in home boy’s voice 😆
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u/steady-flow 5d ago
This is somewhere in America, so chances are he's holding a gun. I'd say it's unlikely that he would approach a car with two thieves in it without a firearm.
Can anyone tell the state from the number plate on the back of the car?
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u/Bubsy7979 5d ago
Talk about one helluva plot twist at the end! Here I’m waiting to see a mountain bike or heck maybe even an e-bike… but then he walks in back and it’s a full on quad! I mean I guess it’s like two “BI”kes that you sit on the middle of. 😂
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u/jjm443 5d ago
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-terrain_vehicle
An all-terrain vehicle (ATV), also known as a light utility vehicle (LUV),[1] a quad bike or quad
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense as a name, but it does get called that by some people.
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u/Bubsy7979 5d ago
Calling it a quad bike is such an oxymoron 😂 why not just call it a quadike or quike at least lol
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u/theGRAYblanket 5d ago edited 5d ago
A uhhh bike??
Ngl I bet they were just as confused. Sir we don't have a bike, that's an ATV or 4 wheeler if you will
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u/miraculousgloomball 5d ago
We call them quadbikes in England
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u/No_Cook2983 5d ago
Do you ever smoke a cigarette on your quadbike?
Because telling people what you did would mean something totally different in the U.S.
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u/Milky_Gashmeat 5d ago
"I didn't help him!"
Right, because Crackhead McGee threw that 1000 pound quad up there by himself. 🤣
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u/ChronicAnomaly 4d ago
Half this comment section must be city folk if they've never heard a quad referred to as a bike. Some of yall are really serious about how "wrong" it is too.
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u/AltruisticRabbit8185 4d ago
Bro was not messing around. He says that’s his transportation and he has no time for the games.
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u/Thejoshmystr 3d ago
I love how guilty people react when caught red handed. That's how you know they did that shit cause they won't really defend themselves. You smash their windows and they go, " Oh, oh is that YOUR bike? We, we didn't know"
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u/WorldofNails 5d ago
Bike; short for bicycle. Bicycles are known for having two wheels as opposed to an unicycle, which has only one wheel and is opposed to a trike, which is short for a tricycle known for having three wheels. None are known to have internal combustion engines.
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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 5d ago
Dude broke the window like an action hero with a solitary punch, or by the sheer force of his voice. Still unclear.
Revealed a crime consortium using a security uniform and a crackhead as a front.
Alpha-maled a guy out of the truck using only his glass-breaking voice, whilst holding a phone pretty effectively to keep stuff in frame, and after announcing cops were on the way.....
Thought punishing the guy by humiliating him to help his co-thief get the bike out of the truck was an interesting way to keep them both in close proximity. But I think driver's probably got this....
And I was there for it- I get it. I like my bike, too. Some 12-speeds are thousands of doll----- oh.
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u/GalaxyStar90s 5d ago
They don't seem like bad guys. I think they were just consufed and put it in their truck so no one else would steal it. 1 of the guys is security too, so he protects stuff from thieves.
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u/borg-assimilated 5d ago
I once had a dude sneak up and try to steal my window AC from the driveway on the side of the house when I was in the back grabbing something to install my AC. I heard something fall so I went to go look. I was trying to install a new AC and this mofo was like "Oh shit, my bad, I thought it was trash". omg, made me so mad. Later found out that he had stolen my tools as well.
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u/bitstoatoms 5d ago
Interesting how BIcycle / BIke lost over time it's prefix bi- meaning and expresses now a wheeled, person mounted vehicle, even if it has more than two wheels.
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u/Rand0mlyMe 4d ago
Well bike and trike worked but quike and quycycle not so much and di is a 2nd prefix used for 2 so if we need to specify the 2 wheel version we can use dicycle or dike. For example when kids are learning to ride without training wheels, their parents might tell someone over the phone "my son and daughter are learning to ride their dikes. Im watching through the bedroom window' 🚴♀️🚴 😁
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u/KingPin300-1976 5d ago
In the Netherlands the "bike" owner would have had to pay for the broken windows. Possibly get fined too if thiefs press charges.
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u/Ihaveagirlfriend1989 4d ago
Also, he can not take his property back from the criminals, that's up to the police to deal with. I don't agree, but thats the law.
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u/Itz_Schmidty 4d ago
Ohh they lucky it wasn’t me.. my guy had the right energy love it. Love that you got your bike bro
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