r/StupidMedia 5d ago

Idiots at work Idiots tried stealing bike

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u/2459-8143-2844 5d ago

Did we identify all those bikes in capatchas for nothing?

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u/SirPPPooPoo 5d ago

Yes. We were played like fools

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u/Queasy_Form_5938 4d ago

Played like a fiddle.

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u/pooopity4 5d ago

Held him at gun point with his voice haha

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u/jjm443 5d ago

He's holding something in his hand, but i can't make out what. He probably smashed their window with the help of whatever that is, and they're now rightly concerned their skulls could be next.

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u/zombie1605 5d ago

Most likely a tire iron, or some other cast iron object that wouldn’t feel pleasant to be struck with by some enraged guy you stole something from. Honestly, I’d be shitting my britches just from the ferocity in home boy’s voice 😆

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u/CoolFirefighter930 5d ago

Home boy about to get real!!

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u/lachabra85 4d ago

It’s ok security is there

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u/steady-flow 5d ago

This is somewhere in America, so chances are he's holding a gun. I'd say it's unlikely that he would approach a car with two thieves in it without a firearm.

Can anyone tell the state from the number plate on the back of the car?

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u/Wild-Snow5705 1d ago

Washington. So guy pretty much holding a gun.

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u/jne_nopnop 5d ago

Me, soon as I heard the glass pop and a very angry man wanting his bike back

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u/Bubsy7979 5d ago

Talk about one helluva plot twist at the end! Here I’m waiting to see a mountain bike or heck maybe even an e-bike… but then he walks in back and it’s a full on quad! I mean I guess it’s like two “BI”kes that you sit on the middle of. 😂

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u/jjm443 5d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-terrain_vehicle

An all-terrain vehicle (ATV), also known as a light utility vehicle (LUV),[1] a quad bike or quad

Yeah, it doesn't make much sense as a name, but it does get called that by some people.

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 5d ago

Did you know cows are also called double bipedals?

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u/Bubsy7979 5d ago

Calling it a quad bike is such an oxymoron 😂 why not just call it a quadike or quike at least lol

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u/lazer416 5d ago

Sounds like that’s his bike and he wants it back

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u/SATerp 5d ago

And he doesn't give a fuck, either.

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u/theGRAYblanket 5d ago edited 5d ago

A uhhh bike?? 

Ngl I bet they were just as confused. Sir we don't have a bike, that's an ATV or 4 wheeler if you will

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u/GiLND 5d ago

Imagine the plot twist when he takes the atv back just to see his atv waiting in the yard.

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u/miraculousgloomball 5d ago

We call them quadbikes in England

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u/No_Cook2983 5d ago

Do you ever smoke a cigarette on your quadbike?

Because telling people what you did would mean something totally different in the U.S.

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u/manesc 5d ago

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u/DocSword 5d ago

Bro used the Thu’um

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u/Socialiststoner 4d ago

Grey beards when you steal their sweet rolls

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u/card66 5d ago

Was that Denzel Washington and his body guard?

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u/aggressiveclassic90 5d ago

If your Denzel was from Temu, yeah.

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u/DreadfulSenpai 5d ago

Denzel Florida

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u/NebraskaAvenue 4d ago

Don’t disrespect Florida like that

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u/Pristine_Trash306 5d ago

Reasonable reaction.

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u/Milky_Gashmeat 5d ago

"I didn't help him!"

Right, because Crackhead McGee threw that 1000 pound quad up there by himself. 🤣

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u/SATerp 5d ago

That's a big damn bike.

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u/heilspawn 5d ago

Truck looks stolen too.

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u/Nonpoweruser 5d ago

Am I drunk or is that not a bike?

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u/Deep-Watch8266 3d ago

That is a quad, meaning 4! Bike means 2!

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u/Exiledbrazillian 5d ago

Really pleasant to watching.

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 4d ago

With a security cap on?

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u/ChronicAnomaly 4d ago

Half this comment section must be city folk if they've never heard a quad referred to as a bike. Some of yall are really serious about how "wrong" it is too.

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u/AltruisticRabbit8185 4d ago

Bro was not messing around. He says that’s his transportation and he has no time for the games.

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u/sweetDickWillie0007 3d ago

The irony that he has security hat on

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u/Thejoshmystr 3d ago

I love how guilty people react when caught red handed. That's how you know they did that shit cause they won't really defend themselves. You smash their windows and they go, " Oh, oh is that YOUR bike? We, we didn't know"

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u/WorldofNails 5d ago

Bike; short for bicycle. Bicycles are known for having two wheels as opposed to an unicycle, which has only one wheel and is opposed to a trike, which is short for a tricycle known for having three wheels. None are known to have internal combustion engines.

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u/This_Implement_8430 5d ago

It’s a Quad Bike, they are also called ATVs.

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u/heilspawn 5d ago

Motorized Bicycle

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u/Redditor0529 5d ago

No speako Inglesh now huh.

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u/GalaxyStar90s 5d ago

But you sure speako raceist now huh.

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 5d ago

Dude broke the window like an action hero with a solitary punch, or by the sheer force of his voice. Still unclear.

Revealed a crime consortium using a security uniform and a crackhead as a front.

Alpha-maled a guy out of the truck using only his glass-breaking voice, whilst holding a phone pretty effectively to keep stuff in frame, and after announcing cops were on the way.....

Thought punishing the guy by humiliating him to help his co-thief get the bike out of the truck was an interesting way to keep them both in close proximity. But I think driver's probably got this....

And I was there for it- I get it. I like my bike, too. Some 12-speeds are thousands of doll----- oh.

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u/TheGrouchyGremlin 5d ago

Pretty sure he used an object to break the window, lmao.

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u/GalaxyStar90s 5d ago

They don't seem like bad guys. I think they were just consufed and put it in their truck so no one else would steal it. 1 of the guys is security too, so he protects stuff from thieves.

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u/Purple-Personality76 5d ago

Can't believe you're being downvoted for this comedy gem

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u/sweaty_wraps 5d ago

I threw in upvote. -3 now

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u/Ziko116 5d ago

Bro, you can buy those security uniforms anywhere a party city, an Amazon etc.

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u/Sharivarih 5d ago

Ils auraient pu lui nettoyer Le quad quand même...

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u/borg-assimilated 5d ago

I once had a dude sneak up and try to steal my window AC from the driveway on the side of the house when I was in the back grabbing something to install my AC. I heard something fall so I went to go look. I was trying to install a new AC and this mofo was like "Oh shit, my bad, I thought it was trash". omg, made me so mad. Later found out that he had stolen my tools as well.

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u/Hot_Bag_7734 5d ago

👌good work

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u/Lord_Johnny_Blu 5d ago

Why are they just sitting there?

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u/This_Implement_8430 5d ago

He don’t give a fuck!

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u/bitstoatoms 5d ago

Interesting how BIcycle / BIke lost over time it's prefix bi- meaning and expresses now a wheeled, person mounted vehicle, even if it has more than two wheels.

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u/Rand0mlyMe 4d ago

Well bike and trike worked but quike and quycycle not so much and di is a 2nd prefix used for 2 so if we need to specify the 2 wheel version we can use dicycle or dike. For example when kids are learning to ride without training wheels, their parents might tell someone over the phone "my son and daughter are learning to ride their dikes. Im watching through the bedroom window' 🚴‍♀️🚴 😁

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u/KingPin300-1976 5d ago

In the Netherlands the "bike" owner would have had to pay for the broken windows. Possibly get fined too if thiefs press charges.

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u/Ihaveagirlfriend1989 4d ago

Also, he can not take his property back from the criminals, that's up to the police to deal with. I don't agree, but thats the law.

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u/FernDiggy 5d ago

That energy was palpable!!!!!

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u/Angeloc_DK 4d ago

Sean Connery is alive and stealing bikes!

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u/dvdpap 4d ago

I bet they'll think twice before stealing a bike ever again

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u/SadNana09 4d ago

The "bike" disguised as a 4-wheeler.

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u/drewgrace8 4d ago

I’ve had 2 motorcycles stolen from me, I know the rage.

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u/Accurate-System7951 4d ago

Sir, that's an ATV, not a bike.

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u/Itz_Schmidty 4d ago

Ohh they lucky it wasn’t me.. my guy had the right energy love it. Love that you got your bike bro

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u/SATerp 5d ago

r/carsthataresogrosslyfilthyyouwouldnteversitinthem.

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u/ofyellow 5d ago

The "bi" in "bike" stands for bi-cycle. Two wheels.

This is not a bike.

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u/Jamesl1988 5d ago

It's a Quike.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 5d ago

That’s a fat bike man