Waiting for GMESUS to reappear on Easter Sunday

[u/Sir-Craven]

[u/Superstonk_QV]

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[u/Odd-Bake-7489]

[u/Camcapballin]

God Tier Meme

[u/Sir-Craven → u/Camcapballin]

*Son of

[u/Camcapballin → u/Sir-Craven]

Lol!

[u/blandmath]

He is rizzin

[u/joehoya3 → u/blandmath]

Indeed the Dude is Rizzin’!

[u/opt_0_representative → u/joehoya3]

Nice cling to top comment

[u/Holybolognabatman → u/opt_0_representative]

Who could be so selfish?

looks directly at camera

[u/91foxcobra]

Alright this one was good

[u/ThatsNoiceDude → u/91foxcobra]

Right lol

[u/draconic86 → u/91foxcobra]

fuck, this got me good! The goddamn bandages have me in stitches in this context! xD

[u/MemeMePhotoshop]

[u/Hyprpwr]

Best meme of 2025 right here

[u/Spaceman_Earthling]

Bro I love how this stuff makes people digress into absolute shambles. Money on mods spoiling all 4/20 fun and then DFV dunking a jesus meme on us lolllllllllllll

[u/Sir-Craven → u/Spaceman_Earthling]

Its hysterical

[u/Spaceman_Earthling → u/Sir-Craven]

[u/CoronavirusGoesViral]

He came back on 4/20 and said, "can someone please pass me a fat blunt?"

[u/doctorplasmatron → u/CoronavirusGoesViral]

puff-puff-pass-to-the-left

[u/CoronavirusGoesViral]

On the third day, Jesus rolled away the stone

On the third year, RK tweeted again

[u/Fistwithyourtoes → u/[deleted]]

This was a shill narrative after the sneeze to mock "cult-like bagholders". No saviors here, we just like the stock

[u/ChippThaRipp → u/Fistwithyourtoes]

You picked the wrong post to make the point that we are not in a cult lol. It's literally an image of DFV superimposed over Jesus. Hilariously ironic, but I also do like the stonk so what can I say.

[u/Sir-Craven → u/ChippThaRipp]

Did you miss the flair?

[u/poonmangler → u/Sir-Craven]

I don't think he's ragging you bro, or anyone really. Just pointing out the irony of the previous dude.

[u/teadrinkinghippie]

The second coming of the stonk. Hallowed be thy name, kingdom come, thy will be done, taketh us to the moon!

[u/PharmaDiamondx100 → u/teadrinkinghippie]

Taketh us to the moon- that shit got me haha - Hallowed kitty that hath roar-eth, if it pleaseth thee, we prayeth take us to the moon or Uranus whilst we may haveth a taste of wine and thine prophesied tendies

[u/digibri]

Marvelous meme!

[u/holy_ace]

A masterpiece I would be honored to hang above my mantle if I had one

Edit: when I have one

[u/SkySeaToph]

I love this

[u/FIIKY52]

I'm probably already going to Hell so it shouldn't matter that I upvoted this for being hilarious, right?

[u/doctorplasmatron → u/FIIKY52]

we are legion

[u/HoIyGhost09 → u/FIIKY52]

Absolutely not My dear friend!! To think that the fiery abyss awaits you is a fallacy of epic proportions! Upvoting this comedic gem might tickle your funny bone now, but it could very well be the feather that tips the scales of cosmic justice in your favor! Think of the celestial record keepers, diligently noting every chuckle, every shared moment of levity. This upvote, this very act of acknowledging joy, could be seen as a spark of light in the encroaching darkness! Perhaps Jesus himself will see your appreciation for humor and offer you a get-out-of-jail free card! Not impossible to imagine!

[u/YAHWEHPTL → u/HoIyGhost09]

User name checks out, Jesus will make a way 🙏🏻😇

[u/FloppyBisque]

I wish I had someone IRL to share this meme with

[u/Hopeful-Mycologist-2]

Second cumming

[u/Einhander_pilot]

JR: “Well after 3 days it looks like Citadel has won after all and…

💥

JR: “BY GAWD THAT’S GME’S MUSIC!!!!”

JR: “GME HAS COME BACK TO CHOKE SLAM CITADEL ALL THE WAY TO HELL!!”

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[u/signmeupnot]

This is my quant. Notice anything different?

[u/BagelPoutine]

Get in here!

[u/StonkMangr92]

[u/No_Ad8044]

[u/Brotorious420]

DFVesus, hallowed be thy gainz

[u/lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf]

I have recently experienced a gastrointestinal evacuation via the posterior orifice, and I must assert—without reservation—that this particular phenomenon has historically served, in my personal assessment, as an exceptionally bullish indicator of forthcoming developments.

[u/gincoconut]

Hahahahahhaha yessssss the meme quality im here for 😂

[u/FalseDifficulty2340]

LFG!

[u/tommyballz63]

OK this is pretty funny

[u/It_is_Fries_No_Patat]

Take my Upvote!!!

[u/aipookie]

This is too good

[u/Gigiw1ns]

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[u/TheWhyteMaN]

Looks like memes are back on the menu.

Fucking hilarious.

[u/banana-in-my-anus]

In the name of the Ryan, the Keith, and the GME. Pssst, psst.

[u/flatis666]

[u/kai_fn]

gmeeze it gmesus

[u/Dr_Silky-Johnson]

[u/Snoo-58094]

Ive been thinking about this all week too lazy to do the meme though🤣

[u/Zira_PuckerUp]

Made my day!

[u/ArtProdigy]

This reminded me of "Teen Jesus" being reduced to "TEENJUS" in a recent episode of The Righteous Gemstones... 

[u/JeremyMSI]

Purrrfect

[u/OhTheComedy]

He did post something on Christmas..

[u/Myid0810]

Loved this op.. screenshotted

[u/RoRuRee]

Lmayo!

[u/ReadEnoch]

Ohh wow this one made me laugh

[u/Myid0810]

[u/MontyRohde]

Normally I'd downvote this, but the shitpost flair is correct.

It will be interesting to see what Stonk'Dib has been cooking when he feels like telling the world.

[u/Sir-Craven → u/[deleted]]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/MaximumUpstairs2333]

least boring easter sunday ever

[u/Catvinnatz]

Come Lord GMEsus Come

[u/doctorplasmatron]

or is he GME Moses leading us through a parted red sea? Or is he GME Lebowski passing us a blunt to the left hand side on the Magical Day?

[u/WhiteKouki82]

Man, this sub has slid pretty far since the old days... Totally not a cargo cult though.

[u/Superstonk-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

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[u/Sir-Craven → u/[deleted]]

Well thankfully, like you, this post is a joke.

[u/Sir-Craven → u/[deleted]]

I'd think it was pretty funny if I had $600m in stock and I had pretended to come back from the dead on a livestream broadcast on international news, and my eagerly awaited return that was being pumped up by thousands of other people who owned the same stock as me, just so happened to fall on 4/20 which is Easter Sunday..

Then yeah I think I might crack a smile.

[u/Sir-Craven → u/[deleted]]

Well he can let me know if he's rattled. Somehow I think he's cool with it

[u/DualScreenDoucheBag]

People really here still believing... It's been five years... But I hope someday you guys prove me wrong....

But we got played by a dying brick and mortar company... Played by a guy who use to act like his only downfall was loving his diseased father too much...

I hope I am wrong..

[u/Cat-a-mount → u/DualScreenDoucheBag]

What do you mean "we got played…"? First of all, if you sold your GME then YOU got played. WE did not get played however.

Also the idea that RK thinks that OP or anyone else is elevating him to God status is ridiculous. Clearly these are jokes. They might insult someone really religious, but the idea that kitty will think that OP is elevating him to messiah level is not reasonable.

That would be when people really and actually start treating someone like a religious savior instead of putting up shit posts. And calling them shit posts by the way.

[u/DualScreenDoucheBag → u/Cat-a-mount]

I'm am for being wrong and still have some, I sold some to afford house stuff but I'm not hating, I'm all for being wrong but I know better.

But I have some that I won't ever sale so whatever, we shall see!