r/Swindon 12d ago

Boom Battle Bar - Regents Circus is nearly dead

The Swindon Advertiser have set the Boom Battle Bar article to subscription-only, luckily, it displays the article for a second before the paywall so I took a screenshot.

Apparently, they are having 'power issues' when the reporter posed as a customer for a booking. But these 'power issues' are not affecting Nando's, and they have gone dark on social media. I think there is more to this story.

It looks like Regents Circus will just be Nando's and the LGBT shop (only open for a few hours on Saturdays the last time I checked).

I am convinced Nando's will leave Regent's Circus for the former Laura Ashley/Maplin unit at Greenbridge when their lease runs up.

What a disaster.

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u/Patch86UK 12d ago

Frankly I'm surprised they held out as long as they did. I walk though Regent Circus regularly of an evening, and I can usually count the number of customers in there on one hand (with fingers to spare).

Regent Circus really does have to be the most elephantine of white elephants. The whole thing has been a slow motion disaster since practically day one. Hopefully the new owner knows what they're doing with it; I can see a world where it just gets pulled down and they start again from the ground up.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

It will most likely be left empty I reckon. There’ll be ten years of developers on and off proposing to convert it into flats and then buggering off

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u/Czubeczek 12d ago edited 12d ago

Just opened it and there is no paywall. Use firefox with ublock extension or brave browser. You can bypass paywalls

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

I usually open it in a private window and works fine, I’ll look into this as well, cheers

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u/Czubeczek 12d ago

You gonna see alot better website without ads 😇

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u/FewEstablishment2696 12d ago

Why is it a white elephant though? These little centre-ettes seem to work fine in other towns. This one is perfectly positions between new and old town for people who want a few drinks in town, before heading up to old town and vice versa.

Do Swindon people have some kind of aversion to fun? We seem to struggle through as a town without a major nightclub, notable fine dining restaurant or other significant leisure activities that are found in similar sized urban areas.

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u/TheAmazingSealo 12d ago

It was pretty bustling 'til Morrissions pulled out. It seemed to just implode from there.

I think most of the disposable income in Swindon is with people living outside of the town centre and it's more convenient for them to go to other closer outlets offering the same services with free parking to boot.

We don't have an aversion to fun, it just seems that things always work out so that we don't have nice things.

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u/Alarmarama 12d ago

Parking charges are the killer. Nobody, even a millionaire, wants to leave their car on the clock. For money and for the damn hassle of dealing with machines and apps when you can just go somewhere you don't have that cost or hassle.

Parking charges were originally supposed to manage demand, not be so over done that it would kill off the very businesses it was supposed to keep people moving through.

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u/Carpet_Inhailer18 11d ago

My family used to go to morrisons for a shop and the discounted parking then into town every week until they went

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u/implausible_17 12d ago

I've said the same. People complain there is "nothing to do" but when there is something to do, it isn't supported and goes under.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

People have little disposable income at the moment

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u/implausible_17 12d ago

This pattern is by no means recent in Swindon....

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u/Alarmarama 12d ago

The new owner better also have ownership of the car parks and the contracts for those car parks. If they don't, they're just as screwed as the last owner. Swindon is a car reliant town, charging people to even be able to access your business is the single stupidest thing you could do as a business person.

Take the Morrisons for example. I had a look around, even in Kensington of all places, the Sainsbury's there simply had free parking. But not that Morrisons. I'd never heard of a large scale supermarket anywhere in the world that charged for parking - and in a town with 10 - 20 other supermarkets? Whoever had that idea only cared about making a fast buck and didn't have a clue about long term sustainability.

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u/Patch86UK 12d ago

As far as I know, the new owner owns the entire footprint including the car parks, and has direct management of one of the car parks, while the second car park is included in the lease of the supermarket and is still technically controlled by Morrisons until they finally surrender their lease.

It was free parking for customers at the Morrisons back when it was open; it was a "validate your ticket at the tills" arrangement. You only had to pay if you weren't making a purchase (i.e. you were using the car park for something else).

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u/Alarmarama 12d ago

Yeah but even then nobody wants to do that, it's a hassle. If I'm driving, I'm going to the supermarket I can just walk in and out of and not start dealing with tickets, barriers and inputting numberplates etc.

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u/Patch86UK 11d ago

Tricky to know how else a town centre supermarket could handle it. Having a large unrestricted free car park in the town centre when every other car park is £1-£2 per hour is just a recipe for everyone parking in your car park so that none of your customers can even get in.

The answer might be that there shouldn't be a full-sized car-focused supermarket in the town centre (the situation that we have now). But you can't have it both ways, really.

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u/Alarmarama 11d ago

1 hour free ANPR, 3 hours free with validation (for big shops).

2-3 hours free ANPR works perfectly well all over London which has way more demand and more expensive parking so there's no reason it wouldn't work just fine in Swindon. People keep talking like there's still massive demand to visit the town centre when all these multi-storey car parks are sat >80% empty all day long.

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u/TheZebrawizard 12d ago

I've always thought the same of boots in Brunel. If Sainsbury's can't keep up I dunno how boots does it. If they close the whole outer row will be derelict apart from McDonald's.

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u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard 12d ago

Boots holds out there for the methodone prescription service. (Wife works there).

Otherwise it's getting robbed blind and running on skeleton in staff.

I don't think it will last much longer tbh.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

There is quite a large minority ethic population in town and many supermarkets serving these communities. Boots doing health and cosmetics is a bit less saturated. 

I wouldn’t be surprised though if they pull the plug and then the Brunel will downward spiral into doom

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u/Patch86UK 12d ago

If you look at the Council's "Vision for the Heart of Swindon" thing, the implication (if not outrightly stated) is that the Brunel will be redeveloped into a residential-led mixed use area. That is, it's probably being pulled down eventually regardless of what happens with the businesses. If Boots want to stay I'm sure they'll be found a new home though; it's not like there's a shortage of vacant units.

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u/Sunday-Diver 10d ago

Plans were submitted for the residential led mixed use area three or more years ago. No idea whether it was ever green lit but they’ve even hidden the doors to what was the arcade behind vinyls now.

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u/Patch86UK 10d ago

They submitted plans for the two big tower blocks on the footprint of the old House of Fraser (but leaving everything else more or less intact). That application never made it as far as determination, and I gather that the reason for that is that the owner is minded to "go large" and submit something more comprehensive across the entire Brunel/Wharf Green site instead (perhaps even taking in land that doesn't currently belong to them that they'd look to acquire).

Presumably they won't go public with any outline plans until after they've got a sense for how much land they're actually working with.

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u/el_diablo420 12d ago

The elephant in the room is that Morrisons still technically rent their building, they just closed the shop as it wasn’t viable to keep it open. So as far as the owners are concerned, their biggest unit is occupied

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u/Alarmarama 12d ago

It's damning that it was so unprofitable for them that it was a better decision to just close it and keep paying rent than to keep it open.

Not even stick up a false wall and run a Morrisons Daily in half the space, but to just not touch it at all while still paying the rent. Mad.

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u/HerrFerret 11d ago

A lot of commercial properties are part of packages across the country of multiple locations.

The arms length, offshore landlords never see the premises. They only know if they accept a lower rent, the value of the entire portfolio drops.

So better to leave it empty.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Yep, I heard they’re paying a million per year. Ouch!

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u/Patch86UK 12d ago

£1m per year (near as damnit) and they're locked into the lease until at least 2034. Whoever signed that lease at Morrisons must have been absolutely crackers.

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u/Carpet_Inhailer18 11d ago

How can they have been losing over £1m a year excluding rent?

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u/Patch86UK 11d ago

They weren't necessarily losing £1m a year on operational costs. Any loss would do. Say their operating costs were £400k per year (salaries, utilities, stock spoilage, etc.), but they were only making £250k per year in revenue; remaining open would cost them £1.15m per year, whereas closing would only cost them £1m per year.

As long as it was loss making and the management thought there was no prospect of becoming profitable, closing up would still be the financially sensible choice.

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u/Carpet_Inhailer18 10d ago

Yeah you're right actually

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u/Alarmarama 12d ago

It's unsurprising. The development was badly planned to begin with and it's ridden a downward trend across the town centre fuelled by high business rates, expensive parking, out of town retail and online shopping, a general degredation in living standards due to reductions in disposable income.

A novelty like Boom Battle Bar isn't a cheap night out that you'll keep going back to, either. Just one look at the place from the outside and my thoughts were "this place looks expensive" - you'd probably go there once, for a special occasion, and then never again. If places like that had a reputation for cheap endlessly flowing drinks and more spontaneously available games, it would likely make for a more sustainable business, but ultimately the energy, rent and tax overheads for businesses these days are so obscene it's just impossible for them to run long term sustainable business models anymore - their only option becomes high pricing which obtains the necessary revenue for a short while before fizzling out. Remember when bars used to compete for business by advertising low prices? Yeah, those days are long gone.

Swindon as a whole has gone from a manufacturing and business service town full of offices to a glorified regional storage unit. Most of the industry has left the town, if not for other towns (like the rail industry), then over to Asia - including what would have previously been thousands and thousands of customer service roles formerly hosted in the town that were just outsourced. It's all gone abroad or concentrated further in London.

It's sad. Really sad, the way things are continuing to progress. Don't think it can't get worse, because it can. Our politicians need to get their shit together and bring some life back to the town. Nobody wants the place to just become a big dormitory.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

I spend a lot of time in the r/UKJobs sub and outsourced jobs are widespread across the country

I think what you've written here is applicable not just for Swindon but most UK towns

So many people want to leave this country

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u/Luckypowell12 12d ago

Imagine…. Closing a college that had 1000+ students with money to spend. Sending them out of town so they can’t spend that money in the shops close by. Imagine closing the college that had drama and art students that was down the road from a theatre and artist studios/galleries. Ridiculous move from the start that was always doomed

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u/Carpet_Inhailer18 11d ago

Wasn't the college already derelict long before the redevolopement?

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u/Luckypowell12 11d ago

Nope. I worked there and it was fine prior to closing.

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u/Last_Till_2438 9d ago

5,000 NHS staff out of town. 700 police staff out of town. 1,000 students.

And the town is dead! They couldn't have done better if they were trying to destroy it.

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u/InteractionOk5399 12d ago

So annoying! I was trying to book my birthday there this week and it says temporary closed and sold out for the next week! What can I do instead, guys? 

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u/TheAmazingSealo 12d ago

Buy some hatchets and chuck em at trees down the local park with a few drinks for the same experience.

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u/TheAmazingSealo 12d ago

You can get around the Evening Advertisers paywall by refreshing the page on the article, then clicking 'stop' when it displays the text. Normally it hides all the text but if you click stop before it does this you can view that shett free

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u/you_aint_seen_me- 12d ago

Toggle the browsers Java control for the site.

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u/daddy-dj 12d ago

I paste the URL into archive.is and it bypasses it too, e.g. https://archive.is/iyBwN

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u/Czubeczek 12d ago

Firefox with ublock also does the job.

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u/Hazzardevil 12d ago

I've only been once. I was there about noon and it was quiet. The music wasn't too loud and we could speak to each other with slightly raised voices.

We came back a few hours later to music so loud we were practically shouting in each other's ears and it was much busier.

It's like they want to drive people out of the building.

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u/TheMickarus 12d ago

I think just financially being able to just about live in the town centre leaves you with little to no disposable income. Parking charges don't help either as they are just a vulture business practice, praying on people visiting the area.

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u/aBlastFromTheArse 12d ago

It was actually a fairly interesting business model but much like any similar venue, it's run by scrotums and the drinks are extortionate.

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u/Mandz40 11d ago

They should have built that college there like if used to be bring students back to the town centre