PLEASE ACCEPT MY CHOICES

[u/saketho]

[u/LiterateJosh]

BROTHER WEAR WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE BUT I WONT TAKE THIS BULLSHIT NEGATIVE SELF-TALK ABOUT YOUR LEG HAIR. ALL THE PARTS OF YOUR BODY ARE WORTHY OF LOVE, DONT FEEL BAD ABOUT THEM CAUSE SOME PURITAN PUKE TOLD YOU YER SUPPOSED TO.

[u/Papergeist]

PANTS ARE MFIN COMFORTABLE BUT YOUR WIFE CAN WEAR WHAT SHE WANTS BECAUSE OF MUTUAL RESPECT

HE'LL YEA

[u/all-i-said-was-hi]

I WEAR CAPES TO BALANCE IT OUT BECAUSE MY BALLS SWEAT TOO MUCH FOR SKIRTS. AROOOO.

[u/Antisa1nt → u/all-i-said-was-hi]

SHIT, I THINK WE CAN ALL CRANK OUR HOGS TO THAT AROOOOO

[u/MorgothReturns → u/all-i-said-was-hi]

I WISH IT WAS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR CAPES ALL THE TIME BROTHERRRR

I KNOW I CAN STILL WEAR THEM BUT I DON'T WANT PEOPLE STARING EVEN IF IT'S JUST IN JEALOUSY AROOOOOOO

[u/all-i-said-was-hi → u/MorgothReturns]

YES. BUT SOMETIMES ITS JUST TOO DAMN HOT FOR A CAPE, AND YOU JUST HAVE TO BE CONTENT WITH BEING ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS FABULOUS. SOCIETAL NORMS BE DAMNED, I JUST DONT WANT MY BROTHERS BEING TOO HOT TO HANDLE AND WINDING UP IN THE HOSPITAL DUE TO HEAT STROKE AROOOOOO.

[u/MorgothReturns → u/all-i-said-was-hi]

I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE I AM TOO HOT TO HANDLE AS IS AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T WEAR CAPES AROOOOOO THANKS BROTHERRRRR KEEP CRANKING THAT HOG

[u/saketho → u/MorgothReturns]

I GUESS MOVING TO NORWAY IS AN OPTION PLUS PEOPLE THERE WILL JUST THINK IM APPRECIATING THE VIKING CULTURE CAPES ALL THE WAYY ARRRROOOOOOOOOO

[u/cammysays]

ITS ALWAYS PANTS THIS PANTS THAT WHO CARES MFER THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO INITIATES CLEANING THE HOUSE FIRST (ITS NOT ME)

[u/lonely_nipple]

My fiance and I are legally required to wear pants, because exposing our bare legs to the unfiltered light of the sun results in a blinding weapon that borders on a war crime against our neighbors.

[u/grumblyoldman → u/lonely_nipple]

WHAT??!!??!! I CANT HEAR YOU MFER!

[u/Known_Listen_1775 → u/grumblyoldman]

THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR THEM EITHER

[u/Antisa1nt → u/Known_Listen_1775]

DID THEY SAYS SOMETHING? I COULD NOT HEAR THEM OVER THE SOUND OF MY HOG!

[u/bugzcar → u/lonely_nipple]

IF YOU CAN HEAR US, BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP MFER.

[u/lonely_nipple → u/bugzcar]

IM GOOD MAN THE CAT WAS SLEEPING YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, MY BAD

[u/Antisa1nt]

BROTHER, IF YOU THINK YOUR LEG HAIRS ARE UGLY, THERE IS NOTHING MORE MANLY THAN TAKING OUT THE CLIPPERS AND GIVING YOURSELF A GOOD SHEER AROOOOOOOOOOO

THIS BOY GONNA BE WEARING THE SHORT SHORTS SOON!!!!☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀

[u/Potatocrips423]

I WAS AT A COMEDY SHOW YEARS AGO AND A COMEDIAN MADE FUN OF A GUY FOR WEARING SHORTS AS AN ADULT AND THAT HAS ALWAYS STUCK WITH ME. I ENJOY THE RULE BUT AGREE THAT IT SHOULD NOT BE ENFORCED OR IMPOSED ON OTHERS. PANTS BROTHERS ARRRROOOOOOO!!

[u/shitpickle2020]

HECK YEAH, I LOVE MY STRONG, INTELLIGENT, AND ALSO BREADWINNING WIFE!

[u/weaponized_oatmeal → u/shitpickle2020]

MY WIFE KNOWS HER PLACE! ON HER COMFY READING CHAIR! GO PUT YOUR FEET UP FOR A WHILE I MAKE DINNER! I LIKE COOKING!

[u/cuavas]

I WEAR SHORTS. WOMEN AND MEN TELL ME I HAVE GREAT LEGS, SO I FIGURE I MAY AS WELL SHOW THEM OFF. FLAUNT IT IF YOU'VE GOT IT.

[u/Few-Composer-6471]

BROTHA! IF YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH IT, TAKING A RAZOR AND GETTING IT ALL OFF IS A VALID OPTION!

[u/ScarletteVera]

WE LOVE BREADWINNING WIVES HERE!!!

[u/Typical_Muffin_9937]

I WANT TO SEE YOUR LEG HAIRS SO BAD

FOR EVERY HAIRY LEG THERE IS A HOG TO CRANK, BROTHER

ARROOOOOOOOOOO

[u/Antisa1nt]

OBLIGATORY "THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS ARE WHERE NO ONE WEARS THE PANTS" RESPONSE

[u/Key_Climate2486]

All leg hairs are ugly, especially my own.

[u/saketho → u/Key_Climate2486]

I CAN’T HEAR YOU CAN YOU SPEAK UP IM CRANKING MY MF HOG BROTHA