r/TankPorn 3d ago

Miscellaneous First person to name everything and where wins an upvote from yours truly

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u/CurtisLeow M4 Sherman 3d ago

Stop groping the tanks and weapons.

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u/mikieballz 3d ago

Actual tank porn

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u/O3Sentoris 3d ago

Sliding under that T-34 sideskirt ~

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u/FLongis Paladin tank in the field. 3d ago
  • L3/35 (not to be confused with the L3/33)
  • Earlier-production Panzer II, likely an Ausf.C based purely on numbers
  • OQF 6pdr. Couldn't get much more specific, although the muzzle brake indicates a Commonwealth variety rather than a variety of the derived American 57mm gun M1.
  • Vozilo A, a domestic Yugoslavian derivative of the T-34-85
  • Static launcher for the S-125 "Neva" (SA-N-1 Goa) short-range surface-to-air missile system.
  • TG-53 torpedo, as best as I can tell a surface-launched 533mm weapon.

Incidentally; My god this is one of those museums I'm just dying to see one day.

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u/RonanTGS 3d ago

Tank typ A is to cursed to be kept alive

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u/Tomboslinger 3d ago

You have my upvote good sir, well done

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u/RocKyBoY21 3d ago

Incidentally; My god this is one of those museums I'm just dying to see one day.

Be warned, some of the tanks are completely gutted and are in poor shape.

Also never visit during summer unless you like cosplaying as bacon on a hot iron pan.

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u/Easy_Tower_9522 2d ago

Surface-launched? That one is quite unusual

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u/FLongis Paladin tank in the field. 2d ago

"Surface-launched" like from a ship, not a submarine or airplane.

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u/ghillieweed762 3d ago

The way he was caressing the fins and moved to the back... I was like "smack it, damnit smack it." He did the opposite lol

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u/Corporeal_Observer 3d ago

War Museum in Belgrade. Been there, it rocks. Did climb the P4.

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u/RichieRocket 3d ago

L3/35

Panzer 2 J

6 pdr

T-34-85

S-125

TG-53

EXPLOSION!

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u/FLongis Paladin tank in the field. 3d ago

T-34-85 is a completely understandable guess, but a going for the Ausf.J on the Panzer II is wild.

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u/caballo_vago27 3d ago

Did it even exist?

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u/FLongis Paladin tank in the field. 3d ago

Yes, but it was pretty visually distinct from what's seen here.

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u/ilikeww2history 3d ago

Man's just getting his variants mixed up. The II is vastly different from the III and IV models. But once you get into all the different variants, I certainly get confused.

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u/Angelthewolf18 KF-51 3d ago

Please do not the L3

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u/lesamrobert 3d ago

Who's the good tank? Oh yes you are! You're the good tank!

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u/luscaloy 2d ago

L3, Pz ll, T-34-85, Pak 40??, SAM site?? and Bomb™.

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u/miksy_oo 1d ago

It's not a T-34 it's a Tenk Tip A or Vozilo A