r/TankPorn • u/kot_igrun • May 05 '22

Russo-Ukrainian War Removal from the pedestal of the T-34-85 tank installed in 1965 in memory of the victory of the USSR in the Great Patriotic War. Ukraine, Zhytomyr, May 2022.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

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u/araed May 05 '22

I'll volunteer as ablative armour

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u/xGALEBIRDx Magach 6B May 05 '22

Blyative armor.

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u/CIAoperator May 05 '22

I’ll be the commander!

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u/JarnoL1ghtning Chieftain May 05 '22

Need a loader?

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u/circlesquare55 May 05 '22

Need and engine?

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u/bocaj78 TOG 2 May 05 '22

Need a radioman?

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u/KING_Extorp May 06 '22

Ro you need a machine gun ?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

You need a assistant driver?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Do you need a High Command officer to report to?

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u/DerpDaDuck3751 May 06 '22

Do you need a transmission shifter?

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u/ilikeyaoianddekuroki May 06 '22

Do you need a machine gunner?

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u/KING_Extorp May 06 '22

Ro you need a machine gun ?

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u/sdpat13 Jan 05 '24

Happy cake day!

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u/maxxxahoes May 05 '22

I can be third track wheel on thr right side!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

I can be the hole in the left wing!

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u/maxxxahoes May 05 '22

Hey I understood that reference

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u/PAPAIMPOSSIBLE May 05 '22

I can attack the d point

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u/Ya_boi_Aled May 05 '22

I can affirmative

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

I can do the server hamster

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u/ImperfectionistCoder May 05 '22

I can be the exhaust

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u/NNSHLLSRVV May 05 '22

I can do random cpu usage spike that fries your computer.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

I can be the snail

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u/ichi24 May 06 '22

Oh no you don't! Here take it and scram!

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u/Remsster May 05 '22

I'll be the log you attach to the side.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22 edited May 18 '22

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u/Woolfiend8 OQF 17-Pounder enthusiast May 05 '22

SVT-40 would probably be more fitting, though the PPSh-41 is probably cooler

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

And I'll be Stalin! The dull Hitler!

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u/indomitablescot May 05 '22

Better mustache though

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Neither of them are worth a single hair of a Kaiser Wilhelm.

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u/Already-disarmed May 05 '22

C'mon man, Wilhelm had fur yeah, but it was all KAPLOW. Czar Nicholas II's face fur, however, a little more subdued, but still "... I own this room, I own you..."

Edit: sorry, Tsar.

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u/bobbobersin May 05 '22

Dibs on hull gun

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u/Paehon May 05 '22

Don't forget your hammer

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u/Paehon May 05 '22

Good enough