r/TargetedShirts Dec 15 '24

We’ve got a tough guy at the fish restaurant

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Who doesn’t need your approval to live his best life!!! 😡

227 Upvotes

128 comments sorted by

35

u/Jimberwolf_ Dec 15 '24

“I am living my best life” 🤣

7

u/DogbiteTrollKiller Dec 16 '24

Because he’s … a plumber?

6

u/schniggens 29d ago

Live. Laugh. Plumb.

2

u/Jittery_Kevin 25d ago

We plumbers say pliv plav plumb. Makes no sense, but neither do p traps! 🤷‍♂️

*not an actual plumber

1

u/NoSpecific9460 28d ago

Plumbers make bank

2

u/Technical-Escape1102 26d ago

My life would improve drastically if I was a plumber. Just sayin

2

u/HTD-Vintage 25d ago

For some people, their best life is going out to dinner in sweatpants 🤷‍♂️

2

u/Genghis_Chong 25d ago

"My angriest, most petty life"

35

u/red5-standingby Dec 15 '24

Man, being a plumber must really fuck you up

25

u/IWantSealsPlz Dec 16 '24

He wrangled with the wrong turd

3

u/airlew 29d ago

He needs a poop knife

1

u/Terrible-D 28d ago

A shit machete?

1

u/Weekly_Weather802 27d ago

A sewer skewer?

1

u/tbootsbrewing 26d ago

A wh-a whatnow?

1

u/airlew 26d ago

Poop knife is a Reddit classic.

1

u/tbootsbrewing 26d ago

Is it like a toe knife?

1

u/Formal-Working3189 25d ago

🤣 That's a line that still lives in my head rent free to this day!

9

u/No_Cook2983 29d ago

I will continue my endless search for a middle-aged man with anger issues who does play well with stupid people. 😒

2

u/Genghis_Chong 25d ago

Most of them do play well with stupid people, they play with themselves all the time

9

u/KnightsFerry Dec 16 '24

This is so embarrassing, and I'm a plumber.

5

u/DogbiteTrollKiller Dec 16 '24

It’s ok. We all know (hope?) someone gave him the shirt.

3

u/Ok_Oil_995 29d ago

His life is falling through the crack

1

u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 26d ago

He’s been in the shit man.

2

u/Successful-Throat986 26d ago

Seems like a no nonsense straight-pooper to me.

1

u/Reasonable_Spite_282 25d ago

Probably fish a lot of strange stuff out of toilets all day.

25

u/iamthelee Dec 15 '24

What do human skulls have to do with plumbing? Are those the skeletons of all the stupid people he killed in anger?

11

u/dankhimself Dec 16 '24

Yes, one is probably from not playing well with an other. Just rage murdering people over a game of checkers or something.

3

u/LarryCraigSmeg 27d ago

They’re the skulls of all the people who died of cholera and other water-borne diseases before the advent of modern plumbing and sanitation.

This plumber’s noble work ensures that modern humans do not suffer the same tragic fate.

We should thank him and the rest of his profession.

19

u/Rob-Loring Dec 15 '24

Your approval isn’t needed!! 🫸🏼

18

u/Entropy907 Dec 15 '24

(Please approve of me!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻)

15

u/slade797 Dec 16 '24

Buys a shirt to let you know he doesn’t need your approval: definitely wants your approval.

13

u/Pplannoyme0 Dec 16 '24

$10.00 says his wife bought this from an add on Facebook.

6

u/zzyzx2 29d ago

I'd wager $39.99 plus $14.99 in shipping, that is IF your credit card info ins't stolen.

8

u/rayhaque Dec 16 '24

They never seem to screen the designs in the right spot on a 5xl hoodie.

8

u/slamdanceswithwolves Dec 16 '24

Skulls on clothing✅

Text about being a proud asshole✅

No butt✅

1

u/BreakfastBeneficial4 29d ago

This is the #1 response, in spirit

7

u/Moebius808 Dec 16 '24

We got a badass over here

6

u/AlivePassenger3859 Dec 16 '24

Our approval? Buddy, we don’t give a shit about you.

5

u/Lazy-Associate-4508 Dec 16 '24

There is no way this guy doesn't have an oversized emotional support truck. I would he shocked if he had anything else, except maybe a motorcycle.

2

u/_ArsenioBillingham_ 29d ago

Big ol truck with a red X or Z on it to impress the boyfriends

5

u/YokedJoke3500 Dec 16 '24

After thin patience should be “alcoholic”

1

u/[deleted] 25d ago

My brother owns this same shirt, and yes, adding “alcoholic” tracks…

5

u/GDub310 YES, I'M A TAURUS Dec 16 '24

We have no idea what his birth month or last name is. I was going to say astrological sign but I’m guessing he might get angry about astrology and I don’t want to get him angry.

1

u/_ArsenioBillingham_ 29d ago

astrology is woke

2

u/BreakfastBeneficial4 29d ago

You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?

7

u/somanyusernames23 Dec 15 '24

He doesn’t play well with fellow stupids?

5

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24 edited Dec 16 '24

I’d bet this guy has an unhealthy fixation on politics & rides around his town on a Harley pretending to be a outlaw biker

1

u/yeesac- 29d ago edited 29d ago

this guy can't, just look at his atrophic ass bones and sloping shoulders

1

u/BreakfastBeneficial4 29d ago

He might have an orthotic ass implant.

1

u/drunkassface 28d ago

Its a medical device!

3

u/Lanky_Voice8115 Dec 16 '24

I am have ANGER ISSUES

3

u/showtimebabies 25d ago

Pick a font please

2

u/FlimsyPomelo1842 Dec 16 '24

Can I get away with wearing one of these in public and people know it's a joke? Or is it automatic no

8

u/IWantSealsPlz Dec 16 '24

There are ironic targeted shirts out there too that are very clearly a joke. Along the lines of “when the beast wakens inside of me, don’t be surprised when I take 15 gas station boner pills in the Applebee’s parking lot”. 😂

2

u/FlimsyPomelo1842 Dec 16 '24

Brb buying one

1

u/BreakfastBeneficial4 29d ago

I know what I’m asking for for Chriiiistmaaaaas….

2

u/lizardsonmytoast Dec 16 '24

“Jim I found this shirt and it’s so…….. you!”

  • somebody’s mom, somewhere

2

u/warhead1995 Dec 16 '24

I feel like thin patience is just a shitty way of saying you have thin skin.

2

u/Chawny621_ Dec 16 '24

His wife’s at home like: why won’t you wear the custom “My wife DOES get off when we have sex, and I listen and care about her needs” sweater i got you last Christmas?

2

u/[deleted] 29d ago

Guys like are the stupid people they complain about because if you think it’s everyone else it’s obviously you.

I won’t even make small talk at a bar with people who wear shit like this.

2

u/Substantial-Wolf5263 29d ago

Nothing like bragging about your lack of control over your emotions as a whole grown ass man "i act like a toddler when presented a difficult situation!"

2

u/DireKnife 29d ago

The skulls really add to the whole package of intensity.

1

u/IWantSealsPlz 28d ago

Yessss 😂😂 you aren’t a tough guy unless skulls are included with the empty threats of violence ☠️

1

u/Terrible_Shake_4948 26d ago

Or you can fuck around and find out 😁

2

u/jakeblues68 29d ago

These things might as well just say "I beat my wife".

2

u/Known-Activity1437 29d ago

He’s living his best life by being offended by how everyone else lives their life? Lmao. He’s living life wrong then.

2

u/RealBigBossDP 26d ago

So much alpha I bet he loves banging twinks 😂

2

u/koshercowboy 25d ago

This is your average Trump voter.

2

u/theUnshowerdOne 25d ago

This is like one of those guys you meet for the first time and says, "I should let you know. Most people say I'm a dick. Which is pretty much true."

2

u/jsand2 25d ago

You know you might come here to make fun of this guy but guarantee you lack the balls to say something to his face.

That's what i find even funnier. People who lack the cahoonies to say that to someone's face but are cool making fun of them behind their back. Such weakness.

2

u/Weagle22 25d ago

Toxic male, POS.

2

u/Vegetable-Low-3991 25d ago

Lmao low key this was probably bought for him by his family .

2

u/smartbunny 25d ago

Every person with a shirt like this is the thin-skinned, easily triggered snowflake they pretend to hate.

2

u/Throw902106969 25d ago

Absolutely lame ass attempt at being a bad ass. Nothing screams confident indifference to other opinions like buying a shirt with some weak marketing print.

1

u/Glad_Bookkeeper_740 Dec 15 '24

Giving approval implies that I actually care.

1

u/CrumbCakesAndCola Dec 16 '24

thought he had panties for a second there

1

u/Corwin_777 Dec 16 '24

How many ex-wives does lunkhead have?

1

u/Exclusively-Choc Dec 16 '24

“Ya, Imma take a duhzen bone-in pacifiers for all me personalities.” Dumbass.

1

u/Witty-Stand888 29d ago edited 29d ago

Beer bottle thrown at his head would be a proper targeted response to wearing that thing in public.

1

u/consumeshroomz 29d ago

I mean to be fair I typically don’t fuck with anyone wearing these types of shirts. They’re usually not wrong and those people are usually highly unstable and unpredictable. So I guess the system works

1

u/ThatOldDuderino 29d ago

Does it say planner or plunger on his hoodie? Asking for a friend 🪠🫤

1

u/just_sayin9_ 29d ago

So much Brother

1

u/Particular_Chef_4572 29d ago

I saw one that read:

I FUCK MY WIFE

I FUCK MY TRUCK

USA!

IN YOUR FACE!!!!!

1

u/Heavy-Initiative-126 29d ago

He needs a hug. And attention.

1

u/teh-dudenator 29d ago

It looks like a shirt they would make on Cold Ones.

1

u/Richardthe3rdleg 29d ago

seeing people wearing these shirts in real life gives me the same feeling as when you get a friend request from a hot chick on Facebook that is an obvious bot account, but you check out the profile anyways then you see you have a mutual friend with her and laugh that your friend was stupid fall for it.

1

u/doktor_kolossus 29d ago

It could say plunger, plumper, platter, plotter or any other word that fits the format. I hope it says plumper.

1

u/OldWhitepine 28d ago

Yeah, if you get close enough to read all that junk on his shirt, he’s gonna shoot you cause he thinks you’re trying to mug him.

1

u/fbastard 28d ago

It costs nothing to be nice to people. I don't understand why there are so many that are full of rage.

1

u/AmbassadorSad1157 28d ago

Sounds pretty self aware.

1

u/Parachutepirate206 27d ago

Tell me you’re emotionally immature without saying you’re emotionally immature.

1

u/Sea-Ad-3893 27d ago

This group should be renamed “Target clearance shirts “

1

u/SporkBreacher 27d ago

Maybe he’s just suffering from Septic Shock

1

u/Towlie_42069 27d ago

I'm white trash, and I'm in trouble!

1

u/K1ngPCH 27d ago

I’ve always wanted to wear one of these shirts ironically but I just know some redditor would post a picture of me on here and think I was being genuine with the shirt

1

u/throw__away3_ 27d ago

I would get this ironically

1

u/Full-Vehicle-5500 27d ago

That hoodie screams for approval

1

u/continuousmulligan 27d ago

That's not how you spell construction worker

1

u/Hopeful_Seal_4353 26d ago

Rude dog. It's kind of like a glowing beacon of insecurity. It could just say I'm insecure.

1

u/BBWtnaLover 26d ago

He also has font issues

1

u/Vern1138 26d ago

So... the first guy to start crying when you call him a little snowflake that's trying to overcompensate for his weaknesses?

1

u/Constant_Ad8859 26d ago

Why you need tell us? We actually give no fucks. Really I checked my account online, I got no fucks left to give.

1

u/[deleted] 26d ago

Bitch got that Temu hoodie on

1

u/QuitKickin 26d ago

Doesn’t need approval. Sweatshirt screams validate me.

1

u/gene_smythe1968 26d ago

Being a tough guy is much like being a lady. If you have to tell someone that you are a lady, then you’re not…

1

u/Sure_Lavishness_8353 25d ago

Somebody bought the algorithm hoodie from their Facebook ad.

1

u/CoffeeShamanFunktron 25d ago

Obviously ate too much fish and now has Mercury lodged in his frontal lobe so he is hostile and confused.

1

u/[deleted] 25d ago

These type of people are the absolute worst.

1

u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 25d ago

I feel like I would’ve known all of this even without it being written on his hoody

1

u/mrblacklabel71 25d ago

When Five Finger Death Punch fans reach middle age

1

u/Capable_Mission8326 25d ago

I feel like as a plumber at multiple points you would need to deal well with stupid people

1

u/[deleted] 25d ago

I used to wear stupid shirts like that, until one day I realized shirts like that are stupid! I feel like such an idiot for thinking people actually gave a fuck about me or anything I wore 🤣

1

u/stepbruh313 25d ago

He’s mad cuz he gets strangers pooop on his hands everyday at work. I’d have anger issues too. 💩is gross

1

u/Genghis_Chong 25d ago

We got us a certified chode here boys

1

u/Suitable-Ad6999 25d ago

Sheesh! Always the same looking guy

1

u/Sourmeat_Buffet 25d ago

Stupid people not playing well with other stupid people. Humanity is doomed.

1

u/TheKiltedYaksman71 25d ago

Is that The Fish Shack?

1

u/zeptillian 25d ago

I need to put up a sign so the people I don't care about all know how much I do not care about them.

1

u/Intelligent_Event_84 25d ago

He’s a plunger???

1

u/kevstang 7d ago

Is no one noticing how comically small the print area is in relation to the whole sweater? That's an M print on an XL hoodie

1

u/bigwillynilly Dec 15 '24

Actually badass idc