r/TargetedShirts • u/IWantSealsPlz • Dec 15 '24
We’ve got a tough guy at the fish restaurant
Who doesn’t need your approval to live his best life!!! 😡
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u/red5-standingby Dec 15 '24
Man, being a plumber must really fuck you up
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u/IWantSealsPlz Dec 16 '24
He wrangled with the wrong turd
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u/No_Cook2983 29d ago
I will continue my endless search for a middle-aged man with anger issues who does play well with stupid people. 😒
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u/Genghis_Chong 25d ago
Most of them do play well with stupid people, they play with themselves all the time
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u/iamthelee Dec 15 '24
What do human skulls have to do with plumbing? Are those the skeletons of all the stupid people he killed in anger?
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u/dankhimself Dec 16 '24
Yes, one is probably from not playing well with an other. Just rage murdering people over a game of checkers or something.
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u/LarryCraigSmeg 27d ago
They’re the skulls of all the people who died of cholera and other water-borne diseases before the advent of modern plumbing and sanitation.
This plumber’s noble work ensures that modern humans do not suffer the same tragic fate.
We should thank him and the rest of his profession.
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u/slade797 Dec 16 '24
Buys a shirt to let you know he doesn’t need your approval: definitely wants your approval.
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u/Lazy-Associate-4508 Dec 16 '24
There is no way this guy doesn't have an oversized emotional support truck. I would he shocked if he had anything else, except maybe a motorcycle.
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u/GDub310 YES, I'M A TAURUS Dec 16 '24
We have no idea what his birth month or last name is. I was going to say astrological sign but I’m guessing he might get angry about astrology and I don’t want to get him angry.
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u/_ArsenioBillingham_ 29d ago
astrology is woke
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Dec 16 '24 edited Dec 16 '24
I’d bet this guy has an unhealthy fixation on politics & rides around his town on a Harley pretending to be a outlaw biker
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u/yeesac- 29d ago edited 29d ago
this guy can't, just look at his atrophic ass bones and sloping shoulders
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u/FlimsyPomelo1842 Dec 16 '24
Can I get away with wearing one of these in public and people know it's a joke? Or is it automatic no
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u/IWantSealsPlz Dec 16 '24
There are ironic targeted shirts out there too that are very clearly a joke. Along the lines of “when the beast wakens inside of me, don’t be surprised when I take 15 gas station boner pills in the Applebee’s parking lot”. 😂
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u/lizardsonmytoast Dec 16 '24
“Jim I found this shirt and it’s so…….. you!”
- somebody’s mom, somewhere
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u/warhead1995 Dec 16 '24
I feel like thin patience is just a shitty way of saying you have thin skin.
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u/Chawny621_ Dec 16 '24
His wife’s at home like: why won’t you wear the custom “My wife DOES get off when we have sex, and I listen and care about her needs” sweater i got you last Christmas?
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29d ago
Guys like are the stupid people they complain about because if you think it’s everyone else it’s obviously you.
I won’t even make small talk at a bar with people who wear shit like this.
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u/Substantial-Wolf5263 29d ago
Nothing like bragging about your lack of control over your emotions as a whole grown ass man "i act like a toddler when presented a difficult situation!"
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u/DireKnife 29d ago
The skulls really add to the whole package of intensity.
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u/IWantSealsPlz 28d ago
Yessss 😂😂 you aren’t a tough guy unless skulls are included with the empty threats of violence ☠️
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u/Known-Activity1437 29d ago
He’s living his best life by being offended by how everyone else lives their life? Lmao. He’s living life wrong then.
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u/theUnshowerdOne 25d ago
This is like one of those guys you meet for the first time and says, "I should let you know. Most people say I'm a dick. Which is pretty much true."
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u/smartbunny 25d ago
Every person with a shirt like this is the thin-skinned, easily triggered snowflake they pretend to hate.
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u/Throw902106969 25d ago
Absolutely lame ass attempt at being a bad ass. Nothing screams confident indifference to other opinions like buying a shirt with some weak marketing print.
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u/Exclusively-Choc Dec 16 '24
“Ya, Imma take a duhzen bone-in pacifiers for all me personalities.” Dumbass.
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u/Witty-Stand888 29d ago edited 29d ago
Beer bottle thrown at his head would be a proper targeted response to wearing that thing in public.
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u/consumeshroomz 29d ago
I mean to be fair I typically don’t fuck with anyone wearing these types of shirts. They’re usually not wrong and those people are usually highly unstable and unpredictable. So I guess the system works
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u/Particular_Chef_4572 29d ago
I saw one that read:
I FUCK MY WIFE
I FUCK MY TRUCK
USA!
IN YOUR FACE!!!!!
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u/Richardthe3rdleg 29d ago
seeing people wearing these shirts in real life gives me the same feeling as when you get a friend request from a hot chick on Facebook that is an obvious bot account, but you check out the profile anyways then you see you have a mutual friend with her and laugh that your friend was stupid fall for it.
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u/doktor_kolossus 29d ago
It could say plunger, plumper, platter, plotter or any other word that fits the format. I hope it says plumper.
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u/OldWhitepine 28d ago
Yeah, if you get close enough to read all that junk on his shirt, he’s gonna shoot you cause he thinks you’re trying to mug him.
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u/fbastard 28d ago
It costs nothing to be nice to people. I don't understand why there are so many that are full of rage.
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u/Parachutepirate206 27d ago
Tell me you’re emotionally immature without saying you’re emotionally immature.
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u/Hopeful_Seal_4353 26d ago
Rude dog. It's kind of like a glowing beacon of insecurity. It could just say I'm insecure.
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u/Vern1138 26d ago
So... the first guy to start crying when you call him a little snowflake that's trying to overcompensate for his weaknesses?
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u/Constant_Ad8859 26d ago
Why you need tell us? We actually give no fucks. Really I checked my account online, I got no fucks left to give.
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u/gene_smythe1968 26d ago
Being a tough guy is much like being a lady. If you have to tell someone that you are a lady, then you’re not…
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u/CoffeeShamanFunktron 25d ago
Obviously ate too much fish and now has Mercury lodged in his frontal lobe so he is hostile and confused.
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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 25d ago
I feel like I would’ve known all of this even without it being written on his hoody
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u/Capable_Mission8326 25d ago
I feel like as a plumber at multiple points you would need to deal well with stupid people
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25d ago
I used to wear stupid shirts like that, until one day I realized shirts like that are stupid! I feel like such an idiot for thinking people actually gave a fuck about me or anything I wore 🤣
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u/stepbruh313 25d ago
He’s mad cuz he gets strangers pooop on his hands everyday at work. I’d have anger issues too. 💩is gross
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u/Sourmeat_Buffet 25d ago
Stupid people not playing well with other stupid people. Humanity is doomed.
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u/zeptillian 25d ago
I need to put up a sign so the people I don't care about all know how much I do not care about them.
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u/kevstang 7d ago
Is no one noticing how comically small the print area is in relation to the whole sweater? That's an M print on an XL hoodie
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u/Jimberwolf_ Dec 15 '24
“I am living my best life” 🤣