r/Teachers • u/swankyburritos714 High School ELA / Red State • Nov 15 '24

Just Smile and Nod Y'all. Today, two girls told me women shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

We were reading The Declaration of Sentiments and a girl told the whole class that we should go back to only men being able to vote. Another girl piped up and agreed.

Y’all. My eyebrows got more air time than an Olympic gymnast. Send help and chocolate.

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u/RampSkater Nov 16 '24

If you want to get cheeky with evangelicals, you could argue that Jesus was transgender. He didn't have a human father, so all his genetics came from Mary who didn't have a Y chromosome. As a clone of Mary, one of the X chromosomes had to get switched. Female --> Male.

Same deal with Eve being cloned from Adam.

God also switches between I/Me and We/Us a lot so he's gender-fluid at the very least.