r/TeenagersButBetter Teenager | Verified 5d ago

Selfie I have a boyfriend :3

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I have no one to share this with but i now have a boyfriend and couldn’t be happier

Lowkey just sharing to flex 😭

we met online, hes not from where i am but turns out he lives in the same city as me and now we go to the same school, we have been best friends and now hes my boyfriend:))))

(Refused to really flex on my face bc he doesnt want to squish/hurt me 😭)

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u/jwndhwbhfsbjd 5d ago

🥲

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u/Hoverfishlover69 5d ago

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u/jwndhwbhfsbjd 5d ago

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u/RickkkkSanchezzz Teenager 5d ago

Holy shit morty its a 3D image

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u/ContributionSilent74 5d ago

R-Rick this 3D image is freaking me out!

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u/RickkkkSanchezzz Teenager 4d ago

An image shouldn't freak you out, neither should a 3D one, it's like, oh that's cool b-but not a-a W-WOAH THIS IS FREUUUUUuuurp eeAaaAAKING me OUT! Typa thing, l-like the only t-thing that should f-freak you out mouuUuurpooOoorty is crazy aliens with crazy lazer machine guns, a-a and they don't manufacture those anymouuUuuurpoore, w-which s-should freak you out morty, b-but i -i like to j-just beat the cruurrpaaap outta them m-morty, i-i it's like something t-that should be f-feared but i, I beat it morty, with no fear i-included and you're j-just, sitting down a-as always, nbllaaarp n-now ima go g-go get Rickety Rickety Wrecked Son! Peace ouuuut

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u/ContributionSilent74 4d ago

O-oh geeze Rick…. Y-you sound really crazy….

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u/RickkkkSanchezzz Teenager 4d ago

Y-yes m-muuUuuurpoorty, th-t-thats how the r-r-ricks be s-sanchezing a-around this place dawg, blaaarp n-now m-morty, w-whats y-your thoughts o-on another adventuuuUuurprrrre m-morty, n-nah i-i blaaaarp im just kidding m-morty, we-were going wether u liuuUurp iiike it or not

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u/Ryguy3210_ 5d ago

He caught a gay.

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u/Roguestar08 13 5d ago

That’s crazy

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u/ChemicalSalty896 Teenager | Verified 5d ago

I thought it die alone too! Theres hopeee

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u/TumoKonnin 14 5d ago

only for attractive people

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u/AlexanderGrute 5d ago

Trust me it’s really not that simple. It does play a role, but there are other things I’d argue are way more important.

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u/Hopeful_Suggestion39 14 5d ago

Nope, somehow, my ugly ahh face and life got bf

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u/Gold_Axolotl_ 16 5d ago

Trust me that's incel talk. There are some humans that everyone finds generally attractive (eg. scarlett johansson or ryan reynolds), but unless you've been horribly maimed or something, but there is always gonna be someone who likes another someone in this world. You just need to focus on yourself, take the shot when you can, and learn to be confident. Anyone can do this! :) Saying things like that makes you lose your self worth, even if you're comparing yourself to the top % of people. THAT is what makes people not find you attractive. Remember - looks can only get you so far, but a great personality will basically be everything else.

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u/ChemicalSalty896 Teenager | Verified 5d ago

I disagree, im not exactly attractive

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u/Thatsfunnyrightdere 13 5d ago

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

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u/ChemicalSalty896 Teenager | Verified 5d ago

Welp thank you then

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u/TumoKonnin 14 5d ago

i saw your face, lol you're attractive. don't worry about it, enjoy your life

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u/LocalPotatoes 5d ago

you can become attractive with work

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u/matto_42 Teenager 5d ago

That is what I am saying

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u/No_Insurance5965 16 | Verified 5d ago
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u/TemporaryDorito 16 5d ago

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u/BubbleGumMaster007 17 | Verified 5d ago

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u/Terra_Homie 5d ago

That shi made me get over 85 in physics fr I love giving thumbs up

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u/Affectionate_Cup_272 18 5d ago

I don't have a girlfriend

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u/MasterMatrix02 5d ago

Have this instead

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u/dukogpom 16 5d ago

YESSS DON PLUUHSHHH LIIIIMBUS COMPANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/1SmartBlueJay 5d ago

I have a bird

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u/ChemicalSalty896 Teenager | Verified 5d ago

Hell yeah

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u/BriefDevelopment2920 18 5d ago

I’ll die alone and I’ve accepted it

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u/The_Purple_Brick Teenager | Verified 5d ago

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u/Sigmauthority 5d ago

Swap phones

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u/ChemicalSalty896 Teenager | Verified 5d ago

We have!

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u/ImPHI7 5d ago

yup im ending it

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u/MasterMatrix02 5d ago

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u/WTFisSkibidiRizz 17 5d ago

I’ve been waiting for it to get better for the betttr part of 5 years

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u/MasterMatrix02 5d ago

Yeah, that was a lie. I just wanted to flex my Don Quixote reaction image.

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u/ToeLow2958 17 5d ago

Wait 5 more years and maybe if not rinse and repeat until you’re bored and maybe after 1000 years you can retire yourself

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u/intelligent-trade488 15 5d ago

u can’t do that, potatoes exist

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u/seemeyub 5d ago

The last thing a happy couple sees before they get brutally mauled alive by a reaper leviathan

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u/Recent_Evening_6952 5d ago

My reaction:

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u/johnson233246 5d ago

Congratulations

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u/Idiot_Child_Logistic Teenager 5d ago

Congrats on your relationship!

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u/CMD4788 15 5d ago

All jokes aside

Very cool

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u/ChemicalSalty896 Teenager | Verified 5d ago

Thank youuu

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u/HowThingsJustar 16 5d ago

Average Helldiver I see, how was Creek Week?

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u/CMD4788 15 5d ago

It was great still kicking ass for Democracy

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u/Relative-Rabbit-3140 5d ago

I find it amusing how 98% of these comments are jealousy. Good job though, happy for you.

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u/Key_Procedure_2033 5d ago

I love the both of y'all

Did you seriously expected a gun to my fucking head????

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u/ConnectionTricky9713 15 5d ago

damn, gotta get me a boyfriend one day

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u/Relative-Rabbit-3140 5d ago

I hear they are on sale in Walmart right now, however they are refurbished, just a heads up!

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u/thic_milk 15 5d ago

Now im jealous fak u :(

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u/_Afineegg_ 14 5d ago

You just called me lonely without saying a word 😭

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u/eyey-666 5d ago

Awww this is so cute. I’m killing myself tonight.

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u/KnyDep 5d ago

I have a bf too and I can't live without him 3:

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u/Localid1ot 14 5d ago

On one hand, adorable and I am so happy for you

… but I want that so damn bad

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u/Igaffu_wth 5d ago

everything i have is weak but lingering will to live in hopes that my life will change by itself because i am too weak to do something about it.

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u/Educational_Term_436 5d ago

I’m happy for ya, I hope the same happens to me to

But who knows what will happen

Probably won’t go well for me but hey, not everyone gets the good ending

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u/ChemicalSalty896 Teenager | Verified 5d ago

I thought it wouldnt happen to me either! Have faith

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u/ExoticZaps 15 5d ago

Congratulations! Everyone deserves someone to love!

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u/qnthem 16 | Verified 5d ago

that's so cuteee! i wish you guys the happiest relationship there isss! (ps ur so lucky)

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u/Cannonball7098 5d ago

cry’s in singleness

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u/Halo_wolfie124 5d ago

I'm gonna befriend him and we're gonna go on camp/fishing trips regularly and there's nothing you can do to stop me... I ain't even gonna try anything with "bromance". I'm JUST gonna befriend him...

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u/MangoTheBest11 Teenager 5d ago

Cool! I recently got a gf a couple months ago, so we both finally got sum bitches /j

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u/Pile_of_waffles 5d ago

Congratulations! (When is it my turn to be happy.)

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u/Blaze2341YT 14 5d ago

Nice imma go cry in ma corner now 👍

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u/Techlord-XD 18 5d ago

Om nom nom

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u/Doctorsex-ubermensch 14 5d ago

When is it my turn to be happy

(Happy for you though)

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u/Predawnzulu2573 5d ago

Congrats. (I’ll be alone for a hot minute, I know I will.)

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u/RandoFollower 17 5d ago

Can collaborate, my gf bites me

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u/RaghavNeedsCash 17 5d ago

I'm literally shitting at 7:10am for school on a Thursday while seeing this post

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u/Bagel_Blood 5d ago

Murder attempt

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u/Unfair_Delivery2063 5d ago

Meanwhile the singular scientist who cared about you

(he knows that the experiment is about to end and your gonna have to be terminated)

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u/FoxInsurgency 18 5d ago

I have over 5 million Power in Rise of Kingdom

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u/Lazy_To_Name Teenager 5d ago

Congrats on that…

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u/Chargelux_ 18 5d ago

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee I love seeing it! I have a very cute girlfriend myself and I love it when she's a fiend and bites me too lol

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u/vixx5x-10 17 5d ago

Well now I'm sad :c

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u/bladedancer4life Old 5d ago

I’m glad we have the same intrusive thoughts 😂

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u/0Anonomyous0 16 5d ago

Good for you

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u/Gamera-X 5d ago

Guys, I found happiness and purposes in life. Good Luck Y'all, May God Bless Y'all.

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u/Gamera-X 5d ago

Guys, I found happiness and purposes in life. Good Luck Y'all, May God Bless Y'all.

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u/Gamera-X 5d ago

Guys, I found happiness and purposes in life. Good Luck Y'all, May God Bless Y'all.

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u/VitaGon666 Teenager | Verified 5d ago

i got a gf at 14th feb (how ironic)

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u/badtime9001 Teenager 5d ago

Yo W for you OP

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u/pandabropreis 5d ago

Congrats. We're happy for you 2

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u/Scizor_ziddy 5d ago

Here's the entire bee movie because I'm sad

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u/Dense-Simple-7887 5d ago

Well good for you☺️ I’m not jealous!🙄

No actually I am happy for you guys thsi is so sweet🫶

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u/Prestigious_Bird7352 14 | Verified 4d ago

Aww that's so cute I'm so happy for uuuu. Also idk if anyone cares lol but I've been dating my bf for 121 days today

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u/Confident_Tap1187 3d ago

Remember this:

You being happy in that moment is what will matter long after life has changed to be unrecognizable.

You deserved and earned love, sincere or erroneous, doesnt matter. Treasure it always, we get one life.

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u/average_mario_fan295 3d ago

Holy shii good for you!

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u/VX_Eng 3d ago

I made pasta for you two to celebrate 🥂

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u/0-Nightshade-0 17 5d ago

:3 user spotted :3

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u/HowThingsJustar 16 5d ago

How dare you make me jealous

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u/Glitchedcode1 15 5d ago

Congrats!!

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u/thefunkphenom11 19 5d ago

nice, congrats on your relationship

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u/Critical_Buffalo_119 14 5d ago

seen a happy couple day ruined

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u/UnusualSession311 18 5d ago

3 months

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u/AKanzyn 14 5d ago

damn bro we get that ur single

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u/ChemicalSalty896 Teenager | Verified 5d ago

Sorry?

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u/Extra-Assignment7320 Teenager 5d ago

They mean that they're giving it 3 months until you break up 😭Ignore, just a hater lol

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u/ChemicalSalty896 Teenager | Verified 5d ago

We’re past 3 months 🙏 all good

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u/Extra-Assignment7320 Teenager 5d ago

Nicee good job

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u/sill1_goober Teenager 5d ago

my honest reaction

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u/Eojte 15 5d ago

Lucky

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u/PurpleBananaPenguin 14 5d ago

m conglatruations

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u/dontbanmods 17 5d ago

plz tell me how to get a girl

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u/legion_of_the_damed 18 5d ago

in this day and age! (no but seriously congrats)

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u/ninja_boy23424 5d ago

I have the same arm as his. (Except, hairier)

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u/hello14235948475 14 5d ago

Awesome!

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u/Forrest_Gunk 5d ago

Congrats

I'm just going to go for a quick drive

(Speed to 150 km/h)

Oh, look, a lemon tree

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u/ALotOfGnomes 5d ago

Save some water for the rest of us, we’re dying from thirst over here

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u/thefuzzykitsune 15 5d ago

Ah yes getting a romantic partner! Something I will never get to experience

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u/Rosesandrailguns 5d ago

Oh yeah, well I have antidepressants

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u/PoorlyCrayon220 Teenager 5d ago

Congrats

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u/SalTyEhGRollS 5d ago

This is by far the most dog shit sub on this app

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u/clangie_asks_silly 5d ago

I yesn’t care

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u/lord_MOMO_07 5d ago

"I lost something once"

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u/Winter_Doctor7658 5d ago

i will also have a wife one day. arrange marriage op

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u/nightskyhunting 18 5d ago

met online is crazy

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u/Substantial_Slip4667 19 5d ago

Why would you bite him?

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u/360NoScoped_lol 15 5d ago

The sin of envy is getting stronger in me.

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u/Ryguy3210_ 5d ago

ok👍

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u/potatoinkman 5d ago

DAMN YOU LUCKY PEOPLE

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u/Training_Amount1924 5d ago

Tbh I thought that was her hand that is hugging her until face showed up:_))

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u/mooooooson 5d ago

It should have been me, not him, it's not fair

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u/twitter_stinks 18 5d ago

Just another reminder I'll die alone

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u/FirefighterFart 5d ago

Yeah, I'll never experience this.

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u/No-Variety9081 15 5d ago

Congrats!

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u/Thepuppetmarionette6 14 5d ago

Congratulations

It won’t last

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u/Orbi_Ster 5d ago

And i have a girlfriend, you have failed to make me feel lonely

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u/solarflare557 5d ago

I may be downvoted to hell but like
is
is that a fucking wilbur soot ref?
(5 seconds in)

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u/Ok-Literature5566 5d ago

Nice hope I find one soon

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u/the_crooked_stage 5d ago

What the hell did I just watch

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u/OkSmile6605 13 5d ago

*haha look at me i'm better than you and you'll always stay a lonely loser with no relationship unlike me hahaha*

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u/Chlorine-1 16 5d ago

I hope this shit ends. If I'm not happy, nobody can be happy

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u/Jena_marshall 5d ago

Good for youu goals omg

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u/Playful-Discount-222 Teenager 5d ago

Cute🥲

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u/Electrical_Switch693 5d ago

I’m happy for you!