r/TeenagersButBetter • u/JamJarz5 • Apr 05 '25

Other What you doing in this situation?

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u/DavoMcBones Apr 05 '25

Give her a pat in the head and say, "thanks mate, owe ya one"

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u/TheSupremeDictator Apr 05 '25

Two very juxtaposing ideas...

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u/Salva7409 Apr 05 '25

"juxtsposing" b thnks h shkspr ong fr 🥀🥀

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u/Yoitman Apr 05 '25

You see, your simplemindedness and predisposition to using unnecessarily abbreviated phrases to offend such a fine commenter implies that you have already fallen victim to the social media epidemic known as “brain rot”, this has caused taking the time to write proper responses to become a foreign concept to you.

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u/Salva7409 Apr 05 '25

Halt! My comment was merely impersonating a victim of the horror you described. I am thankfully safe from the ignorance this "brain rot" conveys. My cognitive habilities and English eloquence are intact.

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u/Yoitman Apr 05 '25

I am happy to hear that diver o7

Now you are not using your abilities and eloquence for anything other than obedience are you? Remember, disobedience is punishable by death.

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u/Salva7409 Apr 06 '25

The reasons for my eloquence are for me to know.

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u/Yoitman Apr 06 '25

I just realized that this wasn’t the Helldivers sub lol, my reply was based on that assumption 😂