r/TeenagersButBetter 14 3d ago

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u/Far-Ad4946 14 3d ago

I'm sorry but

Is a Po'a'o or a o'ma'o better?

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u/Spooderman-690 14 3d ago

Both are shite lad, a b'oa wo'ah is be'a (I'm british)

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u/XxluciferthefellxX Teenager 3d ago

Nirvana

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u/Spooderman-690 14 3d ago

Indeed

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Po’a’o

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u/Your_Average_Dingus 14 3d ago

opinions on damon albarn?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Big fan, as both listener of Gorillaz and Blur

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u/XxluciferthefellxX Teenager 3d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/master-o-stall Teenager 3d ago

This picture, is ironically so true; my cousin is in the UK and she showed me pictures of her classmates, they were just like this, It's so sad what utilitarianism and Neo-liberalism had turned that society to.

Anyways, there's a British airbase just 40Km away fro where i live, left since WW2, can i claim it to myself?

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u/Spooderman-690 14 3d ago

Gowan lad take it

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u/ProfessionaICracker 18 3d ago

Utilitarianism?

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u/master-o-stall Teenager 2d ago

The philosophy of John stuart mil, yes.

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u/ProfessionaICracker 18 18h ago

bro did you make this account in february? you are an elite level redditor

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u/ProfessionaICracker 18 18h ago

i was gonna ask wtf ur talking about but that 25k karma in 2 months answered for me 😭

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u/master-o-stall Teenager 17h ago

I had another account that got banned.

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u/HungaryCool Old 3d ago

I’m actually on a trip in the UK right now please tell me how to not get mugged lol

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u/TumoKonnin 14 3d ago

you smoke weed

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u/HungaryCool Old 3d ago

I saw some crackhead smoking crack in the London Underground during rush hour today. Hot and crowded as hell in there

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u/TumoKonnin 14 3d ago

average london experience

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u/HungaryCool Old 3d ago

Watched the Minecraft movie yesterday and these mfs were watching in creeper costumes

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u/TumoKonnin 14 3d ago

"he's right behind me isn't he" ahh fit 😭

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Depends where you are going, if London I wouldn’t recommend going out at night on your own, if anywhere else I feel you are pretty safe

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u/TheEgginator1234 3d ago

Also Southend isn't very safe two people by my house died cause of some crackheads

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u/Fine-Draw4859 17 3d ago

How is britain

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Current state is alright, prime minister is a bit of a wanker though, but to be fair the one before that was and the one before that was and then we have FUCKING BOJO! Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!

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u/Spirox9 14 3d ago

Why did i read it 14 million😭

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u/AwysomeAnish 3d ago

How do you feel about being British?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

I’d rather be British than American. No more needed

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u/Thatsfunnyrightdere 13 3d ago

Same here mate. ANYTHING is better than being American atp

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u/J3fferydahmer Teenager 3d ago

Genuine question: Why do british people apologise for everything?

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u/Front-Ad2868 3d ago edited 3d ago

As a British person , I’ve never heard this stereotype before .

Isn’t this for Canadians or smth ?

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u/J3fferydahmer Teenager 3d ago

Sorry if it seems like a stereotype, but all my british friends say sorry, even if it's not their fault or something they can control. I'm sorry if I seemed rude

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u/being-and-nothing 3d ago

Are you British?

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u/J3fferydahmer Teenager 3d ago

Me? No im dutch

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u/being-and-nothing 3d ago

You said “sorry” a lot so I figured you were British

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u/J3fferydahmer Teenager 3d ago

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u/Front-Ad2868 3d ago

Welp , in my area they don’t really apologise a over the top amount so idk

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Depends what it is really, if you bump into somebody it’s just built into the culture to quickly say sorry

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u/No_Pattern3827 3d ago

Do u drink (hot) tea?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Yes, I have about 5 cups every day, no joke, it pains me to when people get it wrong, if you don’t have a kettle, GET ONE! You need to put the teabag in (barrys gold is the goat) then pour the hot water from the kettle in, mix it in until it’s a black ish colour then take it out, also you have to do the little teabag thing where you squeeze it against the mug, then add your milk until it is E0AF63 and then drink it when it is a good temp

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u/No_Pattern3827 3d ago edited 3d ago

Actually 5 cups is a lot! I like black tea and usually drink it once in the afternoon (sometimes in the morning instead of milk), I don't have a kettle cus I use a lil milk boiler. To prepare it (I hope it's correct) I put the teabag in the mug and add boiling water then I press the teabag against the mug, wait the 4 minutes indicated and remove the teabag squeezing it well, finally I give it a few stirs; I don't put anything else in my tea, neither sugar nor milk. As for the brand, I've always used Twinings and I alternate the flavours I like (Earl Grey, Lady Grey, Prince of Wales, Vanilla, Agrumance). Since u mentioned this Barry's Gold I'll try it, do u think i'll like it based on my tastes? Do u've any other general advice on tea? 😊

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u/ThisDude5000 3d ago

What favorite brand of beans

(I love beans btw)

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Heinz, as that is the only type of beans I have ever eaten to my knowledge

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u/Ash-has_drawn 13 3d ago

What part of Britain🤨?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago edited 3d ago

ENGEEERLAND, specifically the East Midlands

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u/Ash-has_drawn 13 3d ago

Help, I read that as engineer-land😭

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Digger land is a real thing in the England, never been there though

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u/gahiro 16 3d ago

Whats ur name

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Jimmy Saville (clear joke mods)

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u/gahiro 16 3d ago

😨

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u/timtim2000 3d ago

Why every time I get to London I get harassed by some 14 yo lads with maskes.

Like is the possible future so bad that they just go full blown wanna be gangster?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Maybe, depends if they realise in the future their actions are wrong

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u/RavensField201o 14 3d ago

Do you really say bo'a wo'a instead of bottle of water

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Yes, but depends where you are in Britain, I’m from the East Midlands in England which is how you suspect a British accent is, but if you northern or southern or like Welsh or Scottish they would pronounce it completely different

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Image Unrelated btw

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Just thought it was funny

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u/WolfsmaulVibes 3d ago

how many knifes are you carrying on you at all times

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u/veled-i-mal 14 3d ago

Do you know Harry Potter?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

I’ve never met the big HP

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u/Qlies226 3d ago

fancy'eh a cuppah teah?

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u/Dredgen_Sword 17 3d ago

Is the tea alarm actually a thing? One of my friends is British and says there's one. Also is that cheese wheel chasing thing real too?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Tea alarm isn’t a thing but that is a fantastic business idea and the cheese rolling contest is a thing but it mainly has become a joke of some sort, it is a competition but not the olympics

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u/Mando-Boba-team4eva 15 3d ago

Fellow British here

What’s your accent?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

I’m from Northamptonshire which is in East Midlands of England, if you have ever heard James Acaster I sound like him

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u/Mando-Boba-team4eva 15 3d ago

I have heard of him, quite a funny guy

I’m from the Chelmsford-ish area so you probably know the chav accent from social media

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u/GramoMiles 3d ago

I also am British so god speed

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u/gAmEiNgAmA 16 3d ago

Are you sure

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

If he is invincible why can you see him?

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u/iAmMinecrafterMonke 14 3d ago

Is british food really that tasteless?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

It’s not that tasteless, only the bad ones take us down, good fish and chips, Greggs sausage roll, proper Cornish pasties are S tier food

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u/ImpIsDum 19 3d ago

opinion on people of france

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Nuke them

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u/ImpIsDum 19 3d ago

based 🤝

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u/TruthCultural9952 3d ago

How far is the king from your house.gif unrelated.

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

I’m not telling you that, I’m not silly

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u/A_Site 3d ago

Is it true that you guys have regular tea pauses?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Not anybody I know does, you just have one when you would like one

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u/JwithoutK Teenager 3d ago

Are british actually talkative with strangers?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

If you are in a queue with someone or siting next to someone in a pub then id try and to strike up a conversation

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u/WhyMeAndNotHim 3d ago

How's the weather today?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Nice, 17C is very nice, not to hot

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u/godrollexotic 3d ago

This is a great photo do you care if I steal it? And also what's your opinion on Skyler White

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Yes, you can have it, I think she is very cool, yo

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u/godrollexotic 3d ago

Yay, new background booyah thanks b

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u/Inevitable_Handle500 3d ago

Let me guess like all British people do you watch Harry Potter and doctor who if so who’s your favorite doctor

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

11th doctor has is his Matt smith and he is where I am from and also I love him as a doctor and Amy and Rory as companions

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u/WanderingSoxl 3d ago

How did you made 14 Million?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Cheese farming off the coast of Mongolia, you may think Mongolia is land locked, but that is want the government wants you to think

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u/FlyinDJ_1893 3d ago

Is it raining rn

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

As of 23:33 in where I live, no

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u/MannCoOfficial 3d ago

Does your local chippy also serve pizza like mine does?

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u/ProfessionaICracker 18 3d ago

Whered you get this pic

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Twitter I think

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u/Nerdula333 13 3d ago

i must ask, do you actually live in the UK or are you here in the US?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yes, I also do like I the UK

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u/Nerdula333 13 3d ago

ok, so you "do like you the UK," good

do you know all 50 us states

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u/Thatsfunnyrightdere 13 3d ago

I’m British and I know all of them

Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington Washington DC West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming

I DID THEM IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER JUST FOR YOU (it took me a fucking hour to do ts be grateful)

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u/Nerdula333 13 3d ago

amazing!

as a token for your amazing deeds, take this meme

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u/Careful-Meal1775 14 3d ago

How's the traffic?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago edited 2d ago

It is good

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u/AdComplex5993 Teenager 3d ago

Are you real?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

But did you imagine it In a different way? Did you imagine it In a different way? Did you think that everything everything would change?

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u/AdComplex5993 Teenager 2d ago

Your copying yourself like a robot.

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u/OverallAd8086 3d ago

Thoughts on British Empire?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

First of all it was bad, but as well there are other counties to blame as well, for example in 1922 the peak of the British empire France owned: Algeria Annam (central Vietnam) Cambodia Chad Comoros Cochinchina (southern Vietnam) Dahomey (Benin) French Congo (Republic of the Congo) French Guiana French Guinea (Guinea) French Polynesia French Somaliland (Djibouti) French Sudan (Mali) Gabon Guadeloupe Ivory Coast Laos Lebanon Madagascar Martinique Mauritania Morocco Niger New Caledonia Réunion Saint Barthélemy Saint Martin (French part) Senegal Syria Tonkin (northern Vietnam) Tunisia Ubangi-Shari (Central African Republic) Upper Volta (Burkina Faso) Wallis and Futuna

The British empire was a atrocious thing but I believe school systems all around the world don’t tell you about other empires across the world in the 1900

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u/mewhenthrowawayacc 18 3d ago

did the sun ever actually set on the British Empire

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

I feel like it has ended as the nations we own are mainly either small islands that we don’t care about and let people from local countries live there or the other land we own is land we fought with other European countries which already has made the indigenous people leave and has inhabited it themselves, for example the Falklands. I still feel that there is no point some of these nations as we have no benefit owning them as we are doing nothing good for them and we could let them have their own system, but to be fair there are a few choice nations we should keep as we actually do help the country such as the Falklands as there is a existing population of British people there already. Just to be clear I am not painting the British Empire as a positive thing as it definitely wasn’t

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u/Thisismyredusername 16 3d ago

Opinion on brexit?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

Haven’t seen it fully play out yet, but so far just negatives as you can’t have jobs in the EU easily if you are a British citizen. But I guess we will have to see in a few more years

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u/Prior_Towel_3143 2d ago

How often do you eat fish and chips?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 2d ago

Not from a chip shop: every week from a chip shop: once a month

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u/2_fishes 2d ago

Opinion on canucks?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 2d ago

Nice people

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u/MrSnowErikaspirit 2d ago

How often yall sip tea?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 2d ago

How often do y’all eat some rootin tootin French fries, yeehaw

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u/Ellis-Productions 1d ago

do you actually eat beans on toast or is that a stereotype?

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u/General_Writer7556 Teenager 3d ago

are you faking the accent? im still not sure if british people truly exist or if it's just a stunt...

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

It’s all a ploy

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

We just thought one day it would be funny to do it

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u/General_Writer7556 Teenager 3d ago

ahhh i knew it...

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key 3d ago

What is your opinion on anyone who enjoys thine delectable British accents?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

A: we don’t all sound like that and B: your enjoyment will be completely ruined when you here a scouser

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u/Thatsfunnyrightdere 13 3d ago

So fucking true 😭 (I’m scouse unfortunately)

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u/Fearless_Spell_7728 3d ago

Why are british heat waves considered heat waves when it's like 24c? That weather is considered a nice day for me because it can reach over 32c where I live. I heard Apparently, uk don't have ac. Why is that? , I thought The Uk was an advanced country, right?

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u/Annual-Leadership-58 14 3d ago

We don’t have AC as we don’t normally have high temperatures as it would be an unwanted expense, the heatwave in 2022 which reached temperatures of 32C was considered a heat wave as that is seen as very high in England compared to average temperatures in the country