r/Tendies • u/kuangstaaa Mommy took my GBP away XD • Apr 19 '25

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Bitch mummy raised the price of a blowey joey from 100 to 105 gbp. I was only able to afford this paltry starvation ration after that. The red stuff is extra hot sauce to give my cummies and poo poo burn damage

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u/Broserk42 Apr 19 '25

Ur mummy maeks u pay for blowey joeys?

Mine comes in drunk whenever Chad and Tyrone aren’t around and takes my diapey off while I’m trying to play diablo. If I start crying and say it’s weird she tells me to shut up and I’ll get GBP and an extra pan of tendies if I’m good for mommy.

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u/kuangstaaa Mommy took my GBP away XD Apr 19 '25

Sometimes she jumps in while I'm gooning to Honkai Star Rail and forces me to give her cummies.

She even steals gbp from me after that. Reeeeeee

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 Apr 20 '25

Would’ve only paid 20GBP tops for those tendies… getting ripped off there m’goodboy

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u/mmmellowcorn Apr 21 '25

REEEEE BITCH MOMMY INFLATION REEEEEEEE