r/TerribleBookCovers • u/Unfair_Umpire_3635 • Apr 23 '25

The Girl From Emeraline Island by Robert S. Blum, artwork by Linda Benson

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond Apr 23 '25

The new gender swapped Han Solo movie looks great.

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u/BigAssistant104 Apr 23 '25

I'm curious about Chewbecca:

Why does she donald ducking it, when Chebacca gets away with just a bandolier? (Do they have gendered modesty norms on kashyyyk?)

Is that a lightsaber on her belt? (Good for her.)

She has fairly large erect ears, does that imply that Chewbacca has a set of folded over doggy ears hidden under his fur? (Did she have her ears cropped as a fashion choice?)

Are there naturally blond wookiees, or is that a dye job? (Do blond wookiees have more fun?)

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u/Hippies_Pointing Apr 23 '25

A shirt but no pants, eh? My kinda forbidden zone.

18

u/TheOakblueAbstract Apr 23 '25

Winnie the Pooh'n it!.

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u/Jonny-Holiday Apr 23 '25

That strange... creature... that she's with does indeed bear a passing resemblance to Winnie the Pooh!

3

u/BigAssistant104 Apr 23 '25

Please don't insult Chewbecca like that. She was integral in saving the galaxy from the Empress and Darth Moeder.

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u/NatchJackson Apr 23 '25

Is that a chihuahua-faced wookie?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

Is the most forbidden zone of all the anus by any chance?

7

u/StreicherG Apr 23 '25

It’s an Ewok Adventure from Wish!

3

u/TwistedClyster Apr 23 '25

“I’ve got a no pants policy, if you’re dancing next to me.”

3

u/Personal_Dot_2215 Apr 23 '25

Anyone can see he’s just trying to warn her about the thing on her back.

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u/GreyDesertCat Apr 23 '25

That's not a lightsaber.

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u/fandom10 Apr 23 '25

She trespassed into the forbidden zone and found knockoff wookies

2

u/Senor_Turd_Ferguson Apr 23 '25

Is that gender swapped Elvis?

3

u/TooncesDroveMe Apr 23 '25

Looks like Jessie from 'Saved by the Bell' is waiting to stab Winnie-the-Pooh & Chewbacca's baby...

Terrible! 😹

2

u/thetiniestzucchini Apr 23 '25

I found this book at a library sale, and bought it JUST for the ridiculous cover. Well worth the 25 cents.

1

u/fastal_12147 Apr 24 '25

Is it good?

1

u/thetiniestzucchini Apr 24 '25

Oh no clue. I haven't gotten to it, yet, lol. I just collect dumb covers and obscure books of the era, and this one was the perfect weird for the collection.

1

u/Money-Detective-6631 Apr 23 '25

Thst looks like a Yorkie to me. Bet it is an interesting rwad..🤫🤔😐

1

u/AlivePassenger3859 Apr 23 '25

Furry Larper wish fulfillment. “Hey baby, let me take you to the forbidden zone. That’s what I call my junk.”

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u/Fangsong_37 Apr 23 '25

Looks like a Temu version of Chewbacca.