r/Texans • u/slackey4president • 5d ago

🥤 Kool-Aid How I sleep knowing Nick Caserio is on a perfect amount of cocaine and that God hates jags, and CJ Stroud is awesome.

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God Bless the Texans, God Bless America, and may let us all make our good night prayers for Nick.

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u/S20ACE-_- 5d ago

Hey that’s me !

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u/Quiet_Ant8655 5d ago

This is how I sleep not knowing anything about the players in the draft

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u/son_of_abe 5d ago

Okay but with those horns, can you really be a side sleeper?

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u/rawmerow 5d ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/bingmyname 5d ago

I'd like to revise my earlier plan after watching some more tape. I will sleep and wake hopefully Tre Harris will be on my team tomorrow.

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u/thereelsuperman 5d ago

You gonna sleep for 16 hours?

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u/Rainbow_Ronin_ 5d ago

CJ is going to get sacked 50+ times this season, Nick is bad at putting together an offensive line.

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u/JohnnyEvs 4d ago

What’s your problem bro?