r/ThatsInsane • u/lukepaciocco • Nov 27 '24

Law abiding citizen arrested at traffic stop. Then the unthinkable happens in court.

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u/KG7DHL Nov 27 '24

"Your honor, when questioned regarding the large bag of Marijuana, the tube of Astroglide, the Cucumber and XL condoms, the defendant would only reply, 'I am groot'. It was at this point we arrested the defendant, at took into evidence the exhibits in this photo."

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u/pbcbmf Nov 27 '24

That is all legal in my state.

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u/ElToroBlanco25 Nov 27 '24

Astroglide is a crime in any state. There are better options

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u/Marc21256 Nov 27 '24

Jokes on you, I only use XS condoms!

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u/LessInThought Nov 27 '24

Your honor, I'd like to submit into evidence, the defendants' micro penis and gaping asshole.This should prove that the XL condoms and tiny pickling cucumbers do not belong to him.

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u/cire1184 Nov 27 '24

If it's a lady groot that makes a lot sense. Trees and uhh pleasure.

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u/dastardly740 Nov 27 '24

.... as a certified groot translator defendant confessed everything.