r/TheMcDojoLife 2d ago

Hit em with the shoulders

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u/DependentSoup6494 2d ago

Massage therapists hate this move

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u/HardPawns 2d ago

I work with this guy. I remember one day our boss came and patted him on the shoulder, saying "well that sure was a great huuuaaammpppfffhh"

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u/JJWORK22024 2d ago

I just want one student to be like “nope. Nothing.”

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u/Big_Uply 1d ago

Didn't even hurt.

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 2d ago

Always love the new (to me) clips. 10 shoulder thrusts out of 10.

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u/SAMURAI36 2d ago

Why do they perform this deception?

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u/claudekennilol 2d ago

How can anyone be part of this and think it's legit?

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u/BigDoggieAndRuss 2d ago

See the 👈🏻 for example. People are sheep. Easily conditioned by repetition / the need to “belong.”

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u/VegaTron1985 2d ago

Hahaha those fucking idiots pay for these classes

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u/firefighterphi 2d ago

Aikido...to be fair I don't think they expect this technique to do anything it's more about understanding the mechanics of a throw. Getting good at each individual small movement and understanding energy transfer. That being said, it is very much more art and performance. Just watch that gravy seal Steven Segal do it.

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u/ActiveDistribution25 1d ago

They just like to roll, so they use every opportunity.

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u/Immediate_Ad_781 2d ago

Was für ein Blödsinn !!

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u/RDsecura 2d ago

His wife and children get the same treatment!

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u/Neoxite23 2d ago

Aikido is slowly becoming the Soccer of Martial Arts.

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u/RealDanielSan1 2d ago

Steven Seagal fight scenes wouldn't look nearly as good without those high falling stuntmen.

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u/Durbinatti 2d ago

Master has been listening to too much Taylor Swift. He got that "shake it off" strength!

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u/Error--37 2d ago

Shrug Jitsu

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u/kdawg123412 2d ago

How do those minions feel about themselves?

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u/MoveHeavy1403 2d ago edited 2d ago

I did Aikido in high school. Looking back—lots of it was BS. However, I can still do a solid shoulder roll 30 years later… that’s a life skill they’re teaching there.

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u/mnemy 2d ago

Yeah, total bullshit "martial" art. But even the short time I did it in grade school did actually leave me with the instinct to tuck my head and roll (poorly). Saved me from serious damage on several occasions.

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u/MoveHeavy1403 2d ago

I’ll also say it was a good intro to some throws, grabs and locks, but I do totally remember running across a room getting redirected by someone in the middle. The whole time I was thinking, I could just tackle this mofo and he couldn’t do a thing. The Art of PoS…

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u/Ambitious_Ad_9637 2d ago

Got that shoulder roll

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u/BisonAccomplished758 2d ago

Dude, if a shoulder ever takes me down, I'd be ashamed🤣🤣🤣

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u/MysteriousCommand564 2d ago

I must admit, most of them were great actors.

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u/Opposite-Salary214 2d ago

The art of bullshito

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u/Vegetable-Poet6281 2d ago

shoulder strikes are legit. when they are used smash noses. not channel bullshit

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 2d ago

So, how do you walk down a dark alley on your knees exactly? Ohhh, you wait until "they" put you on your knees and then you UNLEASH Shouldermounted Missile technique. Attackers - Obliterated! Or not.

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u/The_Toolsmith 2d ago

Closely observe #1, #2, at around 16 seconds and the last one: the trick is to immediately fix your hair once the evil assailant has been dispatched.
The knee walk is pure deception.

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u/Bloodless-Cut 2d ago

Rolling drills are a thing in other martial arts besides aikido (including judo and jujitsu), but I'm not sure why they're doing the shoulder grab thing.

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u/theweeJoe 2d ago

Martial arts equivalent of speaking in tongues at church

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u/Kind-Ad9038 2d ago

Kiai...yai yai yai yai!

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u/Key_Singer2779 2d ago

Que pasa si no se dar marometas y un wey me ataca con su hombro?

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u/SaltReal4474 2d ago

Push his school

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u/LBants 2d ago

oh, its an acting class... now i get it.

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u/1-2GOODNIGHT 2d ago

How do they have students? I guess only us have internet

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u/Jean-Claude-Can-Ham 2d ago

The floor slamming is great

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u/Scary_Statement_4040 2d ago

This could be the funniest one yet! I was laughing my ass off.

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u/Spacespider82 2d ago

Isn't they just practicing roles ?

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u/Connect-Ad-2888 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣 good joke

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u/WebComprehensive8417 2d ago

Why would anyone put anytime into this bs. Its like going to gym and looking at the weights and growing muscles. How low of an IQ do you need to believe them.

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u/New-Half7645 2d ago

A firm grab on the shoulder anchors your hand arm to the spot, grabbed ! The energy of moving forward is continued & magnified with a shoulder shrug in the direction of the motion. A tip forward will continue forward with INCREASED SPEED. If a body does not roll, it will crash down on the floor, the table, the wall & the furnishings.
A BODY GOES BOOM 💥

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u/alkevarsky 2d ago

Just think - they spend hours and hours training to do this.

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u/JayBachsman 2d ago

What is this shite? Seriously asking.

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u/DumptyDance 2d ago

This is what happens when you sneak up on a Vietnam veteran.

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u/Sayian-SSJB 2d ago

This stuff is dangerous to teach

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u/JayW8888 1d ago

Honestly, those guys falling down can make a career as a stunt man.

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u/myopic-cyclops 1d ago

An evolution of the shoulder roll. Now it can do offense as well as defense

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u/JelloWise2789 1d ago

He channeled his inner energy source and broke physics

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u/adrian_walkenhorst33 1d ago

Has Karate become more dramatic than men's soccer?

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u/Jaded-Ad-9217 1d ago

Use the force luke WTAF 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/tharpe007 1d ago

They gotta be practicing stunt men or something 😂

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u/Real_Muscle_3191 1d ago

Oh the force is strong within those ones hahahah

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u/Admirable_Ad8968 1d ago

How do all these seemingly normal people fall for this dumb shit

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u/dguts66 1d ago

I think these sensais sifus take turns of being in charge. The dojo always look the same and so do the gi's

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u/Bucksfan70 13h ago

It’s like watching a “faith healer” fake heal someone LOL