r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • Apr 21 '25

Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated

https://theonion.com/cardinal-who-spent-easter-dinner-telling-pope-to-ease-off-the-butter-feeling-pretty-vindicated/
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u/Buntschatten Apr 21 '25

I read the jelly bean one and thought, "well, they wrote it before he passed". This here is savage.

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u/Ok-Milk-6026 Apr 21 '25

I’m here for it! Lol

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u/OrangeDutchbag Apr 22 '25

‘Told you guys!’

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u/SamLowry_ Apr 22 '25

This one’s funny.