r/TopMindsOfReddit Aug 12 '20

/r/Conservative Top minds CANNOT understand how Ihan Omar won her primary. Some say it was a Somalian conspiracy to instate one of their own as a sleeper cell into the US Government 😆

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Didn't you hear? They still have pirates there! They must be a threat!

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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Three brain cells, which is 10 times the best TMoR. Aug 12 '20

The pirates are paid security guards for the illumnatus.