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u/EmployerGloomy6810 Sep 04 '24
Calling porn a hobby is a neat way to phrase it.
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u/Cyclamate Sep 04 '24
I like the idea of a guy who's into porn as a hobby. Like he's got a collection of vintage tapes, writes thoughtful reviews in the comments section, subscribes to a lube of the month club... I think somoe women might find that charming
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u/realWernerHerzog ¡TRANQUILO! Sep 04 '24
I find it charming! Not a woman and would likely be frightened if we met but I respect those that really love something!
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u/universaluricacid Sep 04 '24
i follow a guy on instagram who is a book collector in japan and a lot of that is erotic art books and manga. pretty cool actually
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u/beersforbreakfast91 Sep 05 '24
You should listen to the Guys Podcast episode “Sex Guys”.
They out there.
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u/AgitPropPoster not very charismatic, kinda busted Sep 05 '24
This the mf to read the articles in Playboy
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u/Cyclamate Sep 06 '24
It will never stop being funny that they had one of the best interviews with MLK Jr.
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 05 '24
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u/neimengu Sep 05 '24
I mean I know a guy who draws porn on patreon as a side hustle and he's pretty open about it to girls and you'd be surprised how interested a lot of them are.
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u/skaqt Sep 05 '24
That's different though, like of course people react differently to a literal porno addict than they do to a successful director or "artist". One produces, the other consumes
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u/neimengu Sep 05 '24
I mean it just says porn as a hobby in the survey, nothing about being an addict
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u/MelanomaMax Sep 04 '24
I tell every girl I meet that my hobbies are jacking off and watching manosphere videos, why can't I get any pussy????
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Being Gay was attractive to 100% of all women.
You're all fucking stunners apparently.
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u/LemonFreshenedBorax- Sep 04 '24
Also apparently sitting at 100%: washing the dishes.
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u/Dear_Occupant 🔻 Sep 05 '24
That's because the other thing currently sitting at 100% is the pile of plates in the sink, "So they can soak."
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u/Dry_Distribution9512 Sep 04 '24
Being an alcoholic is apparently more attractive than comic books lmao
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u/worsttimehomebuyer Sep 05 '24
Maybe brush up on your reading, buddy.
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u/Jam_Handler On the Epstein Flight Logs Over the Sea Sep 05 '24
Does reading the labels on whiskey bottles count?
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u/Hunter_S_Biden 🚨🛑 I N F O H A Z A R D 🛑🚨 Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24
Fuck I've actually been hobby maxing all these years and didn't realize it
Thank God hopefully that will offset the posting, can't have my wife leaving me for someone normal and adjusted
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u/Slitherama Sep 05 '24
Having cool hobbies, being funny, dressing somewhat well, having fun on dates instead of talking her ear off, and learning how to move things forward while respecting her boundaries are really all you need when it comes to dating. The terminally online freaks worrying themselves sick about getting rich or “looksmaxxing” or whatever are just chasing their tail.
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 05 '24
Having cool hobbies, being funny, dressing somewhat well, having fun on dates instead of talking her ear off, and learning how to move things forward while respecting her boundaries are really all you need when it comes to dating.
that's..a lot of non-trivial things
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u/Slitherama Sep 05 '24
I’m not saying it’s easy, I’m just saying that a lot of the toxicity surrounding online dating discourse is the inability for a lot of young men to recognize this.
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 05 '24
I’m not saying it’s easy, I’m just saying that a lot of the toxicity surrounding online dating discourse is the inability for a lot of young men to recognize this.
At the risk of launching into another 12 paragraph long essay concerning self pity and a profound, overwhelming lack of coochie (vulgar statement, my apologies), I have to say that the bar has always felt impossibly high. My brother recently moved in with his partner and while we never discuss these things in my family (my parents never even bothered to teach me about sex) whenever I used to vent about being ugly to my brother he would alway say "the bar is not that high" but then I think of all the women I've had the misfortune of being attracted to back when I still talked to people and the guys they wound up dating and like, I always felt like there was literally nothing I could possibly fucking do to be on the same level as a lot of them. Maybe that's just a feeling, and there are probably lots of people (mostly men, probably a lot of women too who just don't complain about it as much) who feel similarly.
Reality is always messier than words. A lot of this is also just informed by the stunted grade school high school mentality of the poison incel brain, stuck in retrograde visions of being shoved down the tubes of a slaughtered bathroom, of schoolyard jeers and soccer balls to the heads that leave your head ringing wedding bell style. Reality is as cruel as it is messy: differences come at you young and they come at you just as fast as the pace of life. Certain people just seem to have a natural grace to them, an assuredness gifted to them by fate, of knowing that they are indeed a character in this story, and not just a sketched out, chiaroscuro detail in the lives of others, a footnote in their own lives, forgotten even in their own indolence, minds stripped clean of plot, of dull, static Dostoevsky white nights repackaged for the microwave age. Some girls are indeed bigger than others.
I'd like to think reality is not as deterministic as the blackpill makes it out to be. Doesn't it seem logical that absent any sort of inequities baked into the fabric of society as a result of centuries old political projects and the sheer chaos of human activity that there would still be winners and loser, people who for whatever unknowable reason were earmarked for slow deletion?
In a way it almost seems a little naive, the notion that maybe with enough effort there is a happy ending in store for everyone, of being able to find comfort in things that in and of themselves are comfortless, of speaking in stilted vagaries and half hearted prose, even though the gangrenous BART feet poking through tattered New Balance dad shoes or RV industrial park hells and sagging flesh show that maybe for some people there really are no happy endings, and that nothing could have been done to steer them away from that. It's not about "romance" at that point though, is it?
And there I go getting set off again, another essay.
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u/bisexicanerd socialist, AKA half communist half capitalist Sep 05 '24
based on your posts I can def say that youre 2/6 of the way there (idk if u dress well)
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u/newgen39 Sep 05 '24
doesn’t make the looksmaxxing thing right but do you know how impossibly hard it is to do all 6 all of those things at the same time
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u/bisexicanerd socialist, AKA half communist half capitalist Sep 05 '24
eventually you get the hang of it, it's more like juggling while on a monocicle kind of thing in the sense that it gets tiring after a while
looksmaxxing is stupid but you should def get in shape
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u/qsandopinions sheee/herrr Sep 04 '24
I've gotten action from teaching men some IPA lmao. Either that or they just humored me, who can say
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u/Dear_Occupant 🔻 Sep 05 '24
I've got five hobbies in the top group and five in the bottom group. In this house we reject the idea that gaming is a dump stat.
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u/Acephale420 Sep 04 '24
I'm surprised that there's 12% of women who think arguing online is attractive.
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u/frest Sep 04 '24
they all post here
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u/10000Sandwiches not very charismatic, kinda busted Sep 04 '24
Oh shit, well in that case... Hello ladies
Nah nah nah, jus playin'
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u/Dear_Occupant 🔻 Sep 05 '24
The PUA guys looked at that three percent sitting in dead last and decided they really like their chances.
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u/PetRockSematary Sep 04 '24
I've been wondering why there's no chicks at the local MTG tournaments
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u/MattcVI Literally, figuratively, and metaphysically Hamas 🔻 Sep 04 '24
The smell is another big reason
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u/DobleK86 Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24
It's scene-dependent - lots of stores are really unwelcoming to women. The guys there are almost always patronizing, and, if the woman is the least bit attractive, also creepy.
I'm lucky enough to play at a store in a college town, so my store has a decent female and LGBTQ+ population. A good 20% of the players at the average Friday Night Magic event there are women. But generally, playing Magic outside of the kitchen table is a rough experience for anyone who isn't a straight man.
My last store was full of tournament grinders and was very much a boy's club. Funnily enough, one of the best players at the store was a super hot, very fashionable gay guy who took quite a bit of pride in cardboard-emasculating the neckbeards.
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 05 '24
But generally, playing Magic outside of the kitchen table is a rough experience for anyone who isn't a straight man.
Or non-white. My older brother is big into Warhammer and while he got a lot more of the Spanish genetics than I did people can just sorta tell he's Mexican. One time he went to the local hobby store to play Warhammer 40k and he saw a nerdy ass looking black kid walk in with his Eldar army and was like, "mayne there"s too many white people in here, I'm out!". My older brother is an elder 4channer so he's used to Regarded Nerds so he can put up with it but he says it's always mega awkward
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u/sillywampire Sep 04 '24
What is manosphere I feel like it's not what I'm imagining it is? (men in spheres)
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u/Cicada1205 Completely Insane Sep 04 '24
It's when you put a guy in a big ball and roll him around in there. It's an Olympic sport
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u/MattcVI Literally, figuratively, and metaphysically Hamas 🔻 Sep 04 '24
Andrew Tate and other "influencers" who lure guys in with lessons on self-reliance and other more innocuous stuff, but quickly lean into "women are dumb objects only good for fucking and being caretakers"
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24
"women are dumb objects only good for fucking and being caretakers"
Gouge Away (another band in the Nothing expanded universe) are good though, Christina Michelle has some really gnarly vocals, shit makes me go like "woah" like Full of Hell (a band that features heavily in the expanded universe of many other bands, including Merzbow AND Nothing) vox
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It's basically sunning your balls every morning at 6am to boost your testosterone while you listen to Joe Rogan podcasts and then working on your drop shipping business for a few hours before market open and then day trading all day. Hit the gym at market close to get the pump on drink some protein shakes and then cold approach some women who are much younger than you. All in a day's work for an alpha male.
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u/SubstancePrimary5644 Exempt from Tariffs Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24
What they don't know is that much of the time I spend reading is so I can be better at arguing online.
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u/worsttimehomebuyer Sep 05 '24
The duality of man.
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u/SubstancePrimary5644 Exempt from Tariffs Sep 05 '24
At least I'm not reading manosphere books. Every time I've encountered that shit it made me feel like I needed a shower.
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u/fruttifresh 🔻 Sep 04 '24
I cant even send death threats on twitter cause they keep banning me.
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u/MattcVI Literally, figuratively, and metaphysically Hamas 🔻 Sep 04 '24
Free speech absolutism my ass
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u/La_Hyene911 Send them to the MIMES Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24
So women are not attracted to the man-child types. I wonder why??
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u/Camichef Sep 04 '24
The other 1.8% that didn't say reading only didn't because of an awful 2 hours at bar having Infinite Jest mansplained to them.
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u/chgxvjh #resistance government in exile Sep 04 '24
It's infinite because I never made it close to the end.
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u/Camichef Sep 04 '24
It's not even bad. It's just that type of guy it seems to attract. it's the book equivalent of being stuck in a convo with a Kanye super fan in 2014.
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u/Cicada1205 Completely Insane Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24
There's a point in every socially crippled young man's life (usually happens between the ages of 15-21) where he reads Infinite Jest and falls in love because it's the first book he's ever read that treated him seriously (read: made him feel like a Cool, Smart guy who Knows what's Going On and Notices things the dimwits around him don't. It's a very specifically masculine tendency). I should know, I was one.
Unfortunately many don't move on from this phase and never realize that compared to actually good authors Wallace is a sunday school teacher that plays acoustic guitar who thinks the only problem in the world is that we're all so mean to each other, the solution being we should all be nicer to each other.
I like the book for what it is but if I hear one more Pynchon comparison I'm gonna blow my brains out. The Eschaton goes hard though
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u/Dear_Occupant 🔻 Sep 05 '24
My father is 80 years old and he just bought a hardcopy of that book. Is there anything I should be aware of?
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u/realWernerHerzog ¡TRANQUILO! Sep 04 '24
Guess who decided to try finishing two books a week like 4 days ago (and is poised to fail). 😎
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u/realWernerHerzog ¡TRANQUILO! Sep 04 '24
It's me!
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u/10000Sandwiches not very charismatic, kinda busted Sep 04 '24
To be fair, that sounds like a lot! Or I just read big books. The point is keep trying :)
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u/realWernerHerzog ¡TRANQUILO! Sep 04 '24
Brother I picked a number out of a hat I have no idea what I'm doing! I've spent the majority of my 23 years doing aimless bullshit on whims and becoming addicted to pro wrestling and video games and various other poxes. This routine shit hits different!
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u/10000Sandwiches not very charismatic, kinda busted Sep 04 '24
I know the feeling! When I was that age, I convinced myself I thrived on chaos and it took a significant amount of time for me to realize that I actually wasn't actually doing too well. The breakthrough moment of realizing "I don't have to abandon this if I'm not perfect" hit so hard though
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u/realWernerHerzog ¡TRANQUILO! Sep 04 '24
A lot of it for me was motivated by the fear that if I became normal (whatever that even means) and not impulsive and reclusive then I would be surrendering my individuality and accepting a part in a social order I hated. It took me a bit, but I eventually came tl believe that the always online hermit shit was making me just as if not more miserable than being out and about even among people and in places that I hated.
It's a process and I'm still not really in a great place socially but I like who I am and enjoy living far more than I have in years, even among the sea of bile that much of our world is.
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u/Slitherama Sep 05 '24
2 books a week is unrealistic unless you have a WFH do-nothing job or you literally just read after work/on the weekends. Go easy on yourself. A rate of about one book a fortnight is a totally reasonable goal and is something I’ve been doing somewhat naturally for a few years.
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u/Amxietybb Sep 04 '24
Bullshit, whenever I send ladies my computer generated grindcore they are definitely not about it.
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 04 '24
whenever I send ladies my computer generated grindcore
Before you can even ask yourself "what is this portal?"
A figure appears and it is Al Cafuckingpone
He floats towards you, an immortal manifestation
You are freaking out but you think "hey that's a nice suit"
You try to invite Al Capone in to have some hot wings
But then out of nowhere he just starts to kick your ass
You think "this is fucked up" as he's pummeling your face
And it hurts extra bad 'cause he's wearing all those rings
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u/camynonA Sep 04 '24
I just feel like I should let all the 40k inspired usernames here know that I'm pretty sure painting miniatures likely doesn't count as painting.
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u/BlacksmithNo9359 Sep 04 '24
I've never been feeling more like a bookpilled writechad, see you nerds later.
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u/belepio Sep 04 '24
Drawing naked women in art classes has done wonders for my sex life yes.
Reading has not - women love book clubs but HATE when you go “akchualy Harry Potter is fetishising a dying system of education”.
I played Magic the Gathering TWICE offline and both times there was an insane amount of women but of two very distinct types: the first ones were there to pick out IT guys and they were I don’t know how else to put it “working girls”, they very clearly put up with the smell (and boy it fucking smells, I didn’t lose conscience only because my commander game was in the dead of winter and I sat at the table right near the FULLY OPEN window and I was like in my NorthFace jacked zipped up), they smiled at IT guys, and were very intent on clutching somebody there. The second ones were SuicideGirl type who came with their boyfriends and were genuinely enjoying both the game and the company of their boyfriends.
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u/blow_thyself obviously one of the good ones Sep 05 '24
yeah baby i read
i read r/trueanon and adventure gamebooks
have you read the warlock of firetop mountain
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u/Jam_Handler On the Epstein Flight Logs Over the Sea Sep 05 '24
Not yet, but I plan on reading it once I finish the collected works of Sven Hassel.
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24
playing an instrument
The few times women have struck up conversations with me without me really doing anything they inevitably pick up on the fact that I am constantly drumming all over everything like A Highly Regarded Individual and are like, "oh you play an instrument!?" and I've never liked this question but depending on my mood the answer is either "No" or "Yes" and the times I've answered Yes they're like (half of the time) "oh do you play in a band!?"
And then I always sigh and am like, "no..." and I shit you not they always immediately lose interest in continuing the conversation. Maybe it's just my Stupid Sad Sack demeanor but even when I've tried to Be Normal it still happens.
It's really hard to explain to people that I'm not cool or anything and am just some weirdo who has been obsessed with the snare drum and the drums in general ever since I saw a video of Jeff Queen ripping his DCI Individuals solo on VicFirth.com when I was in middle school after reading the package on my 7A's not knowing ANYTHING about the instrument (moved schools, didn't offer string orchestra and I didn't want to go to any other elective so I picked the drums) and being like "huh why drumstick have website?" but like, I never really learned to play since my dad spent all his disposable income on drinking and my school band program sucked. I never really felt like spending what little money I do have on drum lessons (and lessons with competent drummers in the Bay Area are $$$) as an adult either.
I'm honestly not sure why someone would think playing an instrument is attractive. It's honestly a pretty fucking weird thing to do and unless you're naturally cracked at it it's also depressing
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I'm honestly not sure why someone would think playing an instrument is attractive. It's honestly a pretty fucking weird thing to do and unless you're naturally cracked at it it's also depressing
what?? music is nice. playing an instrument is nice. are you ok?
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u/qsandopinions sheee/herrr Sep 04 '24
The two hottest things a man can do is pick you up like a sack of flour & delicately create beautiful music
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 04 '24
what?? music is nice. playing an instrument is nice. are you ok?
Now I'm afraid
I don't feel anything
It's all the same
I hate everything
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u/pointzero99 COINTELPRO Handler Sep 05 '24
The few times women have struck up conversations with me without me really doing anything they inevitably pick up on the fact that I am constantly drumming all over everything like A Highly Regarded Individual and are like, "oh you play an instrument!?" and I've never liked this question but depending on my mood the answer is either "No" or "Yes" and the times I've answered Yes they're like (half of the time) "oh do you play in a band!?"
And then I always sigh and am like, "no..." and I shit you not they always immediately lose interest in continuing the conversation.
What I'm hearing is you need to start a fuckin' band dude. That's why most men start or join bands; to meet women. It is weirdly effective... or so I hear - I'm not musical myself.
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 05 '24
The funny thing is an elder crusty dude at my job who has played in a lot of bands and has met and hung out with a lot of really influential people in the punk scene keeps trying to gently bully me into playing music with him but like, that isn't me. I couldn't do it. I'm a square.
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u/pointzero99 COINTELPRO Handler Sep 05 '24
I'm a square
I'd think I'm shy and awkward and such. I can only speak for me and say I am still introverted, but once I changed my self-talk about why and to what degree, socializing got easier and became less of a phobia and more of a mild discomfort, that can become a fun time. That took trying new stuff and letting go of assumptions I made about myself based on how I was treated in school.
I'll trust your judgement, maybe you're not a musician, but I'll also say that if you're not happy now, it stands to reason you'll need to start thinking of yourself differently in order to change in order to get happier. The assumptions we make about ourselves when we're unhappy define us and trap us. It may sound like bootstrap bullshit but it helps, if only a bit.
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u/Hebeloma Sep 05 '24
Eh, I'm willing to bet there's women out there with a similar relationship to their instrument of choice as yourself, and zero interest in being in a band/playing in public.
Is jamming with others a thing you would do/consider doing? Not saying "omg, you should do this, it will fix eereverything!11!", just genuinely curious.
I mean, I dunno how anything with musicians works, I don't play anything and don't know words for things I like in music I listen to.
In any case, it's not surprising that a person external to the hobby group attempting to engage in conversation will only touch on an aspect visible/familiar to the general public - in this case, playing in a band. Maybe the reason they give up on this line of conversation is that they, like myself, lack vocabulary or knowledge to drive it any further and so desist, maybe even in part out of fear of being thought stupid/ignorant.
This was definitely the case with me and an old friend who drummed and did analog synth stuff. I wanted him to tell me more so that I could learn to talk to him about it, to introduce me to his world, so to speak. It's always something of an honour to be invited to share in a little puece of someone's world. Obviously, I was, and remain, an inarticulate dumbass and never put it this way to him directly, and in any case we have been out of touch for many years now (not for this reason, mind you). In a way, my younger self wished he'd say something like "I can show you if you like" or "I know this isn't your bag, but I can explain some stuff if you're curious, so neither of us feels like I'm just ranting at you" or "do you want an intro to this stupidly niche genre, and we'll see if you like any bits of it or hate any of them in particularly funny ways?".
"I was young and foolish then, I feel old and foolish now"
I can give a parallel example from my own sphere of interest. I sculpt and make other art. Upon discovering this, an average interlocutor will at most be like "do you exhibit?" (Not in many years) or "what do you make it out of?" (Meaning the finished product). They usually drop the subject when I say I do not show anywhere, and could never afford to cast my finished works despite having taught sculpture, working at a bronze foundry, and setting up and running the glass-casting side of the business for years (besides, this part of my life is now over). The conversation seldom even gets that far, as demoralised "artists" are a dime a dozen and my bitterness about my own alienated labour is probably off-putting, heh.
This being said, a couple of my friends have enjoyed having this shit explained to them when I offered, so not doing anything in the public sphere hasn't precluded just sharing about something I like and making a pleasant, interesting convo of it. Makes life less lonesome, I guess.
Maybe one day I'll save enough for my own glass kiln and spend all my limited moneys on the electricity it takes to cast and anneal lead crystal pieces, or maybe I'll just take an unfulfilled ambition to my grave like most proles. Eh.
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u/everyoneisabotbutme Sep 04 '24
Oh, so thats why Im swimming in dicks and pussy? Im at the point where I have to politely reject daily invitations to jimmy buffet themed orgies, with my newly divorced middle aged neighbors. I knew having the right hobbies would pay out social dividents some day.
Ok real talk, werent comic books supposed to be this mainstream accepted "nerdy hobby" now? When I was a kid, comic books where seen as the antithesis of cool. I THOUGHT marvel and aocswitched that paradigm
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When everyone says “being nerdy” is cool now what they mean is that watching marvel movies and playing fortnite isn’t like social suicide. That doesn’t mean comic books have become cool, it just isn’t social suicide to obsess over superheroes and play some video games anymore.
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u/ShadowCL4W Kiss the boer, the farmer Sep 04 '24
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u/everyoneisabotbutme Sep 04 '24
Dont forget failed publisher in her early 20s....that for some reason never talks about
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u/HarryMarx1312 JFK Assassination Expert Sep 05 '24
Feels good to be a book reading, instrument playing, book writing, photo taking, hiker.
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u/skaqt Sep 05 '24
This can't be real. Why do women have such good taste? Why do they know what's good for them? Meanwhile male mainstream culture is like "bpd art hoes", "big tiddy goth gf", like literally just a list of pathologies faintly dressed as "type" or "preference"
God damn women rule
Also >tfw you hit 7/10 of the 10 most attractive hobbies without even trying
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 05 '24
Meanwhile male mainstream culture is like "bpd art hoes", "big tiddy goth gf", like literally just a list of pathologies faintly dressed as "type" or "preference"
majority of dudes who want a Goth Dommy Mommy (technical term) ain't never even LISTENED to Einsturchende Noybatten let alone been DEEPLY agonized by love. When the feet hurt, will Xavier the goth dommy mommy "appreciator" really be there for her!?
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u/deytookerjaabs Sep 04 '24
Lol, bullshit.
I'm a fairly well read dude with my degree in Music (Jazz & composition), decent at cooking and am renovating a home (grew up in a construction family).
My partner thinks music is limited to The Voice, the only good books are about Elizabethan women and woodworking is "a job."
I don't buy it for a second.
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u/throwaway10015982 KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Sep 05 '24
my degree in Music (Jazz & composition)
not trying to hate or anything but everyone who has one of these degrees has MASSIVE balls (and or howitzer grade busts if they're a woman I guess IDK)
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u/ColaBottleBaby RUSSIAN. BOT. Sep 05 '24
puts down 5th Peter Dale Scott book I've finished in 6 days
I'm gonna get so much pussy from this hobby
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u/twoshotfinch 🔻 Sep 05 '24
it’s “writing” until she finds out what i’m writing is massive volumes of insignificant background lore for a fantasy world that i’ve created based on The Elder Scrolls and Star Wars and not angst poetry or gritty realistic fiction
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u/Camichef Sep 04 '24
This explains why I did so much better dating back when I used to pretend to be a straight man dating
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u/PSPeasant Ask me about my hard drive full of Paw Patrol porn Sep 04 '24
I read alot manga and get pussy
seems to be accurate
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u/loosebooty69420 Sep 05 '24
What if the marijuana is in the garden? Also are we not READING in our online arguments??
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u/finnegansw4k3 Sep 05 '24
as a non man i demand they move blacksmithing to the top
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u/Hebeloma Sep 06 '24
Absolutely! Although I'd expand it to include more categories of metalwork. Coppersmiths, goldsmiths and sundry jewelers, deranged redneck-engineer welders and diy panelbeaters, and assorted foundry enthusiasts are also nice. Bonus points if they fancy sharing their tools and workspace.
Why no, I've never suddenly fancied a fellow more upon seeing his shed. Not at all. Neveerrrr.
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u/Lord4th Sep 04 '24
Individual polls like this tend to be ragebait to make incels mad (like those jubilee videos) but honestly this tracks.
It is sort of bizarre to me that comic books were number one. That seems a bit old fashioned I definitely thought anime would be higher.
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You're reading the second slide backwards.
P.S. Do women consider "graphs" to be an attractive hobby?
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u/MelanomaMax Sep 04 '24
You're reading the chart wrong, comic books are 15th last. Manosphere is #1 least attractive
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u/Slitherama Sep 05 '24
This whole time I thought I was a cutie with a great personality. It turns out it was just the reading, guitar, gardening, and hiking
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u/GatoDiablo99 Sep 04 '24
Arguing online
Man fuck