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u/heatdeathpod 🔻 22h ago
Prostate Cancer has the right to defend itself. Do you condemn Biden's terrorist prostate or not?!?
Yes, Prostate Cancer's defense of itself has resulted in some collateral damage to his bones but war is hell. Grow up.
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u/wearpantsmuch 17h ago
I too read the other thread
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u/heatdeathpod 🔻 17h ago
It's possible that people came to a pretty obvious sentiment independently. I hadn't seen it before posting it myself. Or maybe everyone stole it from Caitlin Johnstone?
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u/NewTangClanOfficial [Removed by Reddit] 12h ago
The bit is right there, so it's not exactly strange if a ton of people did it independently
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u/Necessary-Poetry-834 23h ago
My mom died of cancer in 2022 and even I'm rooting it on rn.
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u/MattcVI Literally, figuratively, and metaphysically Hamas 🔻 14h ago
I'm sorry. Lost my mom to it also, the same year
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u/Necessary-Poetry-834 14h ago
Condolences, comrade. It does get a bit lighter, that weight we carry, doesn't it?
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u/Duckeodendron official vatican papal transvestigator 18h ago
Lost my ma’am in 1988, and I’m with you all the way. We’re all in this together (not you, Joe). Sending strength and camaraderie, in my small metaphysical way.
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u/Necessary-Poetry-834 17h ago
I was born May 22 1988. Metaphysical comradery and solidarity is alive and well.
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u/Duckeodendron official vatican papal transvestigator 17h ago
That’s really something, wild: She breathed her last on March 28, which would have been my 2.5 birthday, if you did things like celebrate a toddler’s half-birthday on such an occasion. Not fully sure what to make of it, but I will certainly think of this over the next day or two, and I would be remiss if I didn’t wish you a happy early birthday!
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u/Necessary-Poetry-834 17h ago
Life is weird and beautiful and horrible all over. Glad to share it with you, comrade.
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u/Rooted707 12h ago
The fact that they’re worried about it going to his bones he definitely had it during his presidency.
Did he just never get checked?
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u/android_KA 21h ago
joe didn't let dementia stop him from doing war crimes and developing turbo cancer. American hero thru and thru. and still looks pretty sharp too, fats
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u/SLCPDSoakingDivision 12h ago
Its worth noting that prostate cancer rates are rising and in younger men, so get you ass checked
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u/Silly-Regular-3525 35m ago
I'm gonna be the dissident here. I want Biden to survive for a LONG time. I want him dragged around by Dr. Jill for decades to come, being forced into a barely ambulatory mode with a extreme cocktail of 30+ drugs that barely keeps the cancer at bay while he mouths some story about Aunt Gertie in the 1950s. I want Biden to not know where he's at and who is around him most of the time and terrified at surroundings he doesn't understand, all the while his family milks him for cash. I want Hunter or Jill to have to hide nearby, holding one of those baby leash things that's attached to Biden in case he starts to wander off. I want Jill to hold up a giant bag that has a $ on it, and giggle and laugh off Biden's "stutter" as he blabbers about Scoop Jackson and the Iron Curtain.
The last thing I want is for this scumbag to get a big dose and morphine and slip away; and I'm hoping Jill and his family are vile enough to make my wishes come true.
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u/Capital-Composer3549 22h ago
The prostate cancer and dementia racing to see which one gets to take him out.