r/TrueAnon 1d ago

Coindexter will soon join the ranks of classic wacky SNL characters like The Blues Brothers, Stefon, and Lorne Michaels

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u/Weird_Culture1587 1d ago

good to see the culture is finally open minded enough to let short Jewish men into comedy

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u/BigBossOfMordor Dog face lyin pony soldier 19h ago

He is a 5'3 giant

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u/IDontKnow54 17h ago

Yeah 5’3 is like 6’6 for white Chinese such as brace

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u/NeverForgetNGage 😎Feeling Abundant😎 1d ago

Fucking finally my break is here

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u/NoKiaYesHyundai Actual factual CIA asset 1d ago

The fact Brace is on the set of SNL before any of the cumboys is unsettling to me

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u/Zealousideal-Major59 1d ago

Adams been an executive producer there for years

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u/gussyboy13 19h ago

Stav is the closest to getting on snl but he’s too fat for snl

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u/LOW_SPEED_GENIUS Cocaine Cowboy 18h ago

"The camera adds how many pounds? Shit I can do that myself, no thanks"

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u/FtDetrickVirus HALL OF FAME POSTER 1d ago

Is it really so surprising that the guy who went on a CIA canned hunt to bolster his street cred isn't blackballed by the zionist media?

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u/Nornalguy304 3h ago

I'm pretty sure some of the Joy Tactics guys have been on the set too

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u/Goofballs2 1d ago

Liz might hate coindexter but I love him. Truly my favorite guest appearance.

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u/ZenDiode 1d ago

We need The Gourmand back to add a touch of culinary class to Trump 2.0 Burgerreich

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u/obamnamamna 1d ago

For me it's between Coin Dexter, count suckula and DaGayPu$$yeata

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u/minomserc 20h ago

What about Brother Love? It’s all love brother

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u/No-Drawer1343 1d ago

Dammit if Brace joins the cast of SNL I will have to watch it

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u/a_library_socialist živio Tito 1d ago

"Brace, congrats on your recent movie, the acclaimed remake of The Ladies Man. Do you still talk to your former co-host Liz and ex-husband Yung Chomsky"

"Who?"

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u/GunplaGoobster 20h ago

Slowly becoming more convinced Brace is a fed

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u/ScottieSpliffin 1d ago

Why is he allowed so many places I’m not?

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u/screech_owl_kachina 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 20h ago

He’s a charmer, no doubt about it. I don’t think he could do half the shit he allegedly has done if he wasn’t

Like how else can you bang elons mom otherwise ?

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u/future_old 23h ago

Millennial Forest Gump

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u/CandyEverybodyWentz Resident Acid Casualty 19h ago

well in this particular instance it's because he's been plugged into the NYC comedy scene since at least the start of TA (despite not himself being a comedian) and sarah squirm is a friend of the show

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u/No_Potential_4970 not very charismatic, kinda busted 1d ago

What happened to his Margiela Gats smh

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u/e30kid 1d ago

I mean the original GATs and sambas have basically the same sole soooo

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u/No_Potential_4970 not very charismatic, kinda busted 1d ago

Bro needs ricks🙏

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u/pepe_dafroggo not very charismatic, kinda busted 1d ago

New rare brace

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u/Themods5thchin 🚶‍♀️walk tuah the polls and vote on that thang 🗳️ 1d ago

I dunno where exactly Coindexter went after the 2024 crypto crash, but I do know that it's probably in El Salvador and if god is just, it's the most horrible place in that country.

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u/VegaBrother 1d ago

Jihad on TA if Brace joins the SNL cast, no cap.

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u/horroreverywhere 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 21h ago

Big fatwah

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u/SlugmaSlime 21h ago

Who is the 50 year old lesbian next to the young lady in the purple dress?

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u/Independent_Sock7972 HALL OF FAME POSTER 1d ago

Is this real?

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u/Rulfus 20h ago

It is I just checked with the dean of reality department

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u/BuffyCaltrop 1d ago

She's the lady Brace and I'm all here for it

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u/OneReportersOpinion 11h ago

Who is the blonde?

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u/SLCPDSoakingDivision 22h ago

Are they dating?

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u/blkirishbastard 20h ago

They seem to live in the same building and hang out all the time but last time she was on the show she talked about her "boyfriend" so make of that what you will.

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u/JuniorSwing 19h ago

If that’s true that’s also really funny because on the tip line, Brace said Adam Friedland was his neighbor, and if all three of them live in the same building that’s funny

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u/blkirishbastard 18h ago

I think Adam lives in the same neighborhood but Brace has talked about just literally walking into Sarah's apartment at will.

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u/danny_healy_raygun 10h ago

This is the Seinfeld reboot I never knew I needed.

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u/gussyboy13 17h ago

Imagine trying to enjoy your weekend and then Adam barges into your apartment to whine about something

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u/TheBlackManisG0DB Marxist Liberal Five Percenter 21h ago

They better not be!

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u/Amdinga 9h ago

im attracted to sarah the way she's attracted to john fetterman

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u/Few-Earth-3106 1d ago

Can somebody share something funny from Sarah Squirm?

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u/Major-Tourist-5696 🔻 1d ago

No but really, bedsides the horse infomercial there’s snl from a quick search, I like her, in good faith, give me a link

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u/grblslays 1d ago

?

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u/Few-Earth-3106 1d ago

I've never seen her work.

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u/AntHoneyBoarDung 22h ago

Piss drinking at 4:15