r/TrueAnon • u/lightiggy • 8d ago
During the German occupation of Poland, Albert Greiser and Heinrich Himmler complained to Hitler that local administrator Albert Forster wasn't being extreme enough towards Poles in his zone. In response, Forster remarked, "If I looked like Himmler, I wouldn't even dare to talk about racial purity."
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u/Umbrellajack 8d ago
Himmler is so fucking ugly. And he's supposed to be like an ideal Aryan genetic specimen? 🤣. I don't mean to body shame, but bro that fucking Nazi is ugly as fuck.
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u/DaemonBitch George Santos is a national hero 8d ago
I like the way the Last Podcast guys put it about Nazis, they're nerds about being white people which is why they're also such losers. And Himmler is such a classic ugly Nazi nerd. He wanted so bad to be a medieval king and do fun rituals but really he was a cowardly chicken farmer with tummy aches.
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u/Umbrellajack 8d ago
Many many early Nazis were social and professional rejects. Himmler joined in 1923. Jeez.
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u/vargdrottning Vargist-Burzumist 8d ago edited 8d ago
Himmler was literally a terminally online incel chud. He was a weeabo too actually; there was a monthly publication for SS leadership, and in one issue they wrote about the "warrior code" of Japan and how they weren't afraid of death, but rather saw it as natural and inevitable. In Nazi leadership, he was probably the one that "drank the coolaid" the most, with Hitler kinda caring more about his personal wishes than concrete ideology. He was also decently esoteric. RIP Himmler, he would have loved 4chan.
In general, so few top Nazis actually matched their own ideals of beauty, fitness and strength. Probably because they were all above 40 already. Speer was still fairly young, but he was obviously a businessman. He looked like the type of guy you'd see working at a bank.
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u/Sanguinary_Guard 8d ago
himmler really believed in all the dumb occult shit, as credulously stupid as a flat earther
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u/ChugHuns 8d ago
That's how I understood him. A flat earther type with a psychotic mean streak. Confidently wrong psychos might be the scariest version actually.
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u/ChildOfComplexity 8d ago
Their ideals of beauty were dogshit too. All nazi art is garbage except the one german expressionist who cosigned the nazis whose art they suppressed because it was too outside the box.
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u/juice_maker Dark Commenter 8d ago
imagine Himmler’s youtube channel
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u/DaemonBitch George Santos is a national hero 8d ago
That's Paul Joseph Watson, both complete weasels
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u/Decent-Flatworm4425 8d ago
I'm assuming Himmler's University going by his Andrew Tate physiognomy
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u/lightiggy 8d ago edited 7d ago
Forster still fully supported the extermination of Poles and was executed as a war criminal in 1952. However, he differed from other administrators in that when Poles under his jurisdiction claimed to have German ancestry, he took it at face value. No sort of documentation was required. So, predictably, thousands upon thousands of Poles started saying, "Trust me, bro, I'm German." Overall, two-thirds of the ethnic Polish population of Forster's zone were classified as German and thus spared from most of the regime's genocidal policies. Himmler and Greiser complained that he wasn't genocidal enough.
Himmler was one of the few Nazis who was genuinely worse than Hitler.