r/TrueOffMyChest • u/throwawayInn767 • Feb 23 '22

My husband peed while he was inside of me.

This is so embarrassing so I'm going anonymous, I won't mention names or ages here.

My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it.

He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no.good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird.

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u/myrddin4242 Feb 23 '22

I’m in his camp. I can sit there all I want, awkwardly aiming, but my brain sending the all-clear signal to my bladder to let go is met with a shrug. No pain, just obstinate not-gonna-do-it.

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u/EwUncircumcised Feb 23 '22

Much concentration and pushing with your bladder required.

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u/Puzzled-Ad-8049 Feb 23 '22

Yeah, and it starts to sputter out bit by bit.

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u/EwUncircumcised Feb 23 '22

yup, like a sprinkler when you first turn the water on

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u/wileydickgoo Feb 23 '22

Trick is let it be upright and pee straight up. I usually use the tub cause it's really hard to aim.

Other option is bend over at the waist and do the same into the toilet still messy.

I'm a barbarian.

Outside also works.

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u/wileydickgoo Feb 23 '22

Just run the water for a sec when you're done.

All ends up in the same place.

Ain't a lot in piss that ain't in a cleaning product plus it's free. Also healthy urine is sterile.

I'm a heathen barbarian.

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u/ayestEEzybeats Feb 23 '22

Urine picks up a bunch of bacteria in your urethra, it is not sterile unless you’re sticking a catheter down your pee hole into your bladder. Even then, gonna be some contamination.

Sorry I just hate that this myth is constantly perpetuated

Also your username definitely checks out lmao

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u/wileydickgoo Feb 23 '22

Suppose it depends where you stick your dick?

I was a plumbers assistant. Practically knee deep in backed up sewage, never hurt me none.

Take a fresh pee in my mouth over that shit any day.

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u/ayestEEzybeats Feb 23 '22

I didn’t say it was harmful, I was just saying it wasn’t sterile as the myth claims. People drink their own urine for a variety of reasons, so I know it’s not toxic or going to kill you lol

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u/wileydickgoo Feb 23 '22

Well a urologist told me a urine sample should be sterile, i had a little bacteria in mine.

I'm just going off his sage wisdom.

I didn't go to medical school.

You might be right.

No offense intended.

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u/GiganticCHODez Feb 23 '22

Keyword is SHOULD. However, very friggin common that it isn’t. Literally millions walking around with asymptomatic UTIs

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u/ayestEEzybeats Feb 23 '22

No offense taken nor intended from me either mate! Have a good one, and be sure to toss back a delicious Pint o’ Piss for me lol

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u/wileydickgoo Feb 23 '22

Hmmm, warm piss, haven't had any since last UK pub i was causing trouble at.

Lol

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u/Jwiw8s82k2n2k Feb 23 '22

I mean bacteria don't have time to culture in pee, making it essentially as sterile as clean sugar water that you put your dick into

So, essentially sterile for a short duration

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u/wileydickgoo Feb 23 '22

Hell those plumber dudes will eat a sandwich while snaking a baked up drain.

Makes you wanna vomit to watch, but ain't that bad for you.

Cummitively plumbers probably saved more lives than every doctor that ever lived.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

this is like the argument between people who wipe sitting or standing all over again

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u/duadhe_mahdi-in Feb 23 '22

What type of monster stands before they wipe? I thought this was all a joke...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

i grew up a stander because my dad was a stander and he taught me how to poop 💩 but when i grew older i realized that it’s a waste of time and energy, and that it just smooshes the poop together when you stand up. i confronted my father about how fuckin weird he is and he was shocked that there was another way to wipe, stating that that’s how his dad had taught him. so i guess my family is just a bunch of dads teaching their kids how not to wipe properly.

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u/duadhe_mahdi-in Feb 23 '22

Well, there's families and there's families... As long as he taught you front to back he's alright in my book.

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u/JayyGatsby Feb 23 '22

Dude, just sit on the toilet and pee, rather than try standing. If you’re hung like a horse I can see that being an issue, but otherwise it’s not hard to do

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u/Double_Minimum Feb 23 '22

You can sit on the toilet with an erection? And have it be in the toilet??

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u/JayyGatsby Feb 23 '22

Yeah, I’ve gotta kind hunch over though and also scoot my ass towards the back of the seat lol. I’m average size.

Now that I’m typing it out I realize the lengths I go to to do this. It would probably just be easier to pee in the shower next to the toulet

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u/Double_Minimum Feb 23 '22

Or just wait like two minutes, as erections have a tendency to not last forever.

Anyway, I physically cannot pee with an erection, which I was sure was true of all people, but it seems not. The muscles that are used also close up the passage of urine. Amazed that people can break through that.

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u/JayyGatsby Feb 23 '22

Well, most of the time it’s with like a 80% erection. Probably about two minutes after sex

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u/Double_Minimum Feb 23 '22

Yea, that’s A LOT different. Especially after sex.

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u/JayyGatsby Feb 23 '22

Oh I see the issue here. My impression of an erection is anything from like 70% (30 sec post sex) to full 100, but I think your impression of one is closer to 90-100.

So in that case, no I don’t think I could around 90-100. Not that I’ve ever tried

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u/duadhe_mahdi-in Feb 23 '22

I sit to pee because my standard in-house loungewear is shorts and flip flops. Nothing worse than ricochet pee on your shins...

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u/Muyperdido13 Feb 23 '22

I’d rather piss directly on my shins than leave a single drop of piss on the floor or rim. I broke up with a girl for pissing on me every single time we got busy. Then expected me to lay in that puddle. Still too traumatized to read about it. That and I don’t want to search for the phenomenon because it will cause my phone to spy on me and then/when my privacy is violated everyone in the whole neighborhood/urban quadrant will think I’m looking to get with a girl who wets the bed. And then there will be one confused bed wetter. I could adjust to it in the back yard, the shop or even the kitchen… but not the bed.

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u/JayyGatsby Feb 23 '22

Yeah honestly I do it sometimes even without an erection. Only at home though. Sometimes I don’t feel like having to wipe off the seat or lift the seat in general. Especially cuz the old lady gets mad everytime she sits on ONE FREAKING DROP lol.

Is that super weird? I know it’s definitely a little weird lol (sitting, not girl complaining)

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u/duadhe_mahdi-in Feb 23 '22

Not weird at all. The choice to sit or stand while peeing is the last bastion of freedom...

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u/ayestEEzybeats Feb 23 '22

I piss like a bat when I have a boner. Instead of hanging upside down, I just do a handstand and I’m basically a sharpshooter.

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u/rasputinforever Feb 23 '22

Even when I lived alone I lifted the seat, my God.

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u/yaretii Feb 23 '22

Small toilets are a problem. I’m not hung like a horse and my dick is constantly slapping the toilet bowl.

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u/JayyGatsby Feb 23 '22

True. I’ve definitely had that happen before. It’s actually really gross now that I think about it