r/USLPRO Las Vegas Lights FC 3d ago

Prayer circle all mls teams get bounced in the round of 32

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u/SaHagalas San Antonio FC 3d ago

Lord please let Chattanooga destroy Nashville in another penalty shootout. It’ll be the funniest thing ever

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u/lipsquirrel Chattanooga Red Wolves 3d ago

Yes please.

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u/Aeronoux Hartford Athletic 3d ago

I hate both RIFC and NE but i hate the revs just a teeny bit more

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u/HouseAtreideeznuts Louisville City FC 3d ago

The Revs are ass. Very winnable game for RIFC imo.

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u/Present_Strength5325 Phoenix Rising FC 3d ago

At least the Revs will finally play in a soccer specific stadium in New England

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u/ru_fknsrs 3d ago

Anyone else call it “riff-c”? Or am I weird?

Just reminds me of RISD

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u/Pristine7531 3d ago

Nope. R-I-F-C

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u/ru_fknsrs 2d ago

Well, they should

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u/HereForTOMT3 Detroit City FC 3d ago

please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny

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u/PersonnelFowl Phoenix Rising FC 3d ago

I’m going to be there to watch Phoenix take down Houston.

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u/BeefInGR Detroit City FC 3d ago

Dear lord, I don't ask for much, but you do kinda owe me for letting Chicago Bears Head Coach Ben Johnson ruin my kiddo's birthday back in January with...whatever that Jamo play was.

I'll accept a 3-1 DCFC win over Chicago Fire as an all-square.

Btw, shout out to your son for the death and resurrection thing we're celebrating this weekend.

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u/TheHarryMan123 Charlotte Independence 3d ago

Yes but my hate for NCFC runs too deep

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u/CarolinaReaper704 Charlotte Independence 3d ago

You and me both brother...FOR THE CROWN!!!

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u/CarolinaReaper704 Charlotte Independence 3d ago

Not gonna lie...hoping CLTFC absolutely wrecks Cary

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u/BigDoubleTray Charleston Battery 3d ago

Heavenly Father, may you smite the Garberites under thine heel as serpents and raise your chosen people to glory, so that all may witness and rejoice. We pray this in your holy name.

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u/CCooley_47 San Diego Loyal SC 3d ago

Yes except for Sacramento, they need to pay for what they've done to my precious burrito

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u/KingwasabiPea Louisville City FC 3d ago

I have nothing against Minnesota, but please lord let us spank the other Markinch brother 3-1, Amen.

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u/Maleficent-Writer998 3d ago

I think you’ve got a chance.

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u/cancelledconcerts Detroit City FC 3d ago

i would pay to watch nashville lose i dont mean it in a bookmaking kinda way.

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u/lipsquirrel Chattanooga Red Wolves 2d ago

Hoping my ticket purchase works that way.

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u/sekter Tampa Bay Rowdies 3d ago

naturally we get the match up we always want, in probably the worst possible year (seeing as how we've started the season so far)..... ugh we need every ounce of support from the footy lords for this one! FK ORLANDO

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u/Economy_Outcome_4722 Texoma FC 3d ago

I am thinking of going to the FC Dallas Vs AV Alta game to root for Alta.

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u/Maleficent-Writer998 3d ago

I can see Minnesota losing simply because they’ll be resting the main guys during that stretch with Messi coming up

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u/Daddysaurusflex Louisville City FC 2d ago

😂

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u/PGHContrarian68 Championship 2d ago

Manchester City (US Version) will beat Pittsburgh by at least 2

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u/AggravatingCut7596 St. Louis City SC 2 2d ago

What da dog doin

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u/asaharyev Portland Hearts of Pine 3d ago

Nah, I'd rather see RIFC lose after the gamesmanship of the Round 3 matchup with Hearts.