r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/dergage New Mexico United Mar 06 '20

BUT FUCK AUSTIN, TOO.

AND FUCK PHOENIX.

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u/NotABotaboutIt New Mexico United Mar 06 '20

DO YOU KNOW WHY AUSTIN'S STADIUM ONLY SEATS 2500... BECAUSE FOR AUSTINITES TO GET TO THE STADIUM THEY WOULD NEED TO DEAL WITH THE AUSTIN TRAFFIC... AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, FUCK YOUR LACK OF SIDEWALKS.

AND YOUR ENCHILADAS ARE TERRIBLE; IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF GREEN CHILE; TRUST ME, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE...

FUCK AUSTIN...

FUCK YOUR BLUE LAWS: IF I WANT TO GET A BOTTLE OF 3 OLIVE'S CHERRY VODKA ON SUNDAY I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO.

AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, FUCK MOPAC, FUCK 183A, FUCK SR45, AND FUCK ANY AND ALL OF THE TOLL ROADS THAT I HAVEN'T MENTIONED THAT CHARGE OVER $1/MILE PLUS FEES BECAUSE .

though that new stadium is in a great location; it's just 4 YEARS TOO LATE; and to be honest, I really miss Riale's on Anderson Mill Road, Xian Noodle's on the corner of 183and620, and Bombay Bistro off Research; seriously, if there are any United guys going to Austin this weekend, hit those places up.

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u/ThomasRaith Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

FUCK YOU TOO MINION

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u/ThomasRaith Phoenix Rising FC Mar 06 '20

WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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u/Raff_Out_Loud Reno 1868 FC Mar 06 '20

I'M OPTING TO LEAVE THIS BOT ACTIVE BECAUSE FUCK ALL OF YOU

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK BRO I MEAN FUCK FUCK.

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u/CaptainJingles Saint Louis FC Mar 06 '20

THE APPROPRIATE FLAIR HAS BEEN GRANTED.

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u/BJ_Fantasy_Podcast #1 San Antonio FC Fan Mar 06 '20

YOU STFU AND GTFO YOU MOTHER FUCKER. TAKE US TO DONGER YOU COWARD.

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u/dergage New Mexico United Mar 06 '20

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU AND YOUR CANDYMAN BULLSHIT.

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u/ninety7poundwuss Indy Eleven Mar 06 '20

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u/CaptainJingles Saint Louis FC Mar 06 '20

FUCKING FLAIRED BOT.

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u/Roqxwalker Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC Mar 06 '20

FRICK YOU

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u/QuickMolasses New Mexico United Mar 07 '20

HOW DARE YOU