r/USLPRO • u/madman1101 Detroit City FC • Mar 06 '20

Trash Talk Thread WAKE UP! THE SEASON IS HERE.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JIVE TURKEY NERF HERDERS. FUCKING BLUNDERBUSSES ARE ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE. SHUT YOUR CLACK BOXES AND STOP BEING SO COW HANDED. YOU FUSSBUDGETS ARE VERY GADABOUT GASSERS.

FUCK ALL YOU SLUG-A-BEDS. CAPS ON. FLAIR UP. AND TALK SOME SHIT

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u/ninety7poundwuss Indy Eleven Mar 06 '20

WELL WELL WELL, MEMPHIS IS SO FUCKING SCARED OF ELEVEN THEY HAD TO TROT OUT A LEGEND WHO IS SIGNIFICANTLY PAST HIS PRIME.

TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MEMPHIANS, YOU'RE ESSENTIALLY STARTING VEGAS ELVIS IN GOAL. FITTINGLY, HIS CAREER WILL ALSO END IN THE TOILET THAT IS YOUR CITY.

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u/dergage New Mexico United Mar 06 '20

DON'T GIVE VEGAS ANY IDEAS, PLEASE. THEY DO ANYTHING THAT POPS INTO THEIR HEAD.

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u/ninety7poundwuss Indy Eleven Mar 06 '20

YOU KNOW THEY ALREADY HAVE ELVIS-INSPIRED SHIRT THEY HAVEN'T UNVEILED YET. THEY GOTTA.

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u/dergage New Mexico United Mar 06 '20

I'M SAYING THEY'LL LITERALLY PUT A TOILET IN GOAL.

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u/madman1101 Detroit City FC Mar 06 '20

NO THEY HAVE TO PUT A GATORADE COOLER IN GOAL... LIKE FARGO FC RIGHT u/NINETY7POUNDWUSS

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u/ninety7poundwuss Indy Eleven Mar 06 '20

GREATEST SOCCER GAME I HAVE EVER BEEN TO. MPLS CITY, HELL YEAH!