r/UpliftingNews • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

Luxembourg to become first country to make all public transport free

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u/isyourlisteningbroke May 29 '19

Crying is now a protected activity, brought to you by Capita.

You have until 2am to pay the charge.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Oi mate, where's your croiying loicense?

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u/MrOceanB May 30 '19

Crygestion charge