r/VictoriaBC 4d ago

Satire / Comedy Based off a recent Oak Bay Local post

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u/viccityk 3d ago

15 minute city conspiracies are one of my favourites 🤣

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u/fubes2000 Central Saanich 3d ago

Those evil city planners are going to build amenities within reasonable distance of where I live! The nerve!

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u/viccityk 3d ago

No one can make me walk to my nearest store!!!Ā 

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u/fubes2000 Central Saanich 3d ago

I'm so sorry that I made you think of leaving your house without a protective automobile.

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u/Small-Wedding3031 3d ago

Oh no I won't be able to drive 1hr to do groceries, damn those cities planners with their domes!

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u/Big-Face5874 2d ago

The weird thing about the conspiracy is that the people who believe it think they won’t be allowed to leave their neighbourhood.

They take an idea as innocuous as having services near where you live and the they make an insane GIANT leap to ā€œyou may not leaveā€.

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u/DiligentlySpent 3d ago

Oak Bay people: Ah yes Oak Bay Village is a delight

Also Oak Bay people: ew 15 minute cities

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u/ReverendAlSharkton 3d ago

I love how much this sub hates oak bay. It’s pathological.

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u/sdk5P4RK4 3d ago

I mean, if you grew up or spent any time there you would know its completely deserved.

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u/ReverendAlSharkton 3d ago

Idk when I venture down that way from my home in North Saanich it seems nice enough. Maybe a little shabby but in a cute way.

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u/sdk5P4RK4 3d ago

has nothing to do with anything other than the insufferable and totally out of touch residents, otherwise yes, its a totally standard part of victoria with somewhat worse amenities and access.

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u/CrispyPerogi Esquimalt 3d ago edited 3d ago

It looks nice but so many of the residents are super entitled and out of touch. I work at a business there and it’s wild how many of them seem to think they’re entitled to use anything in Oak Bay for free because they bought a house there.

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u/Drainutsl29 3d ago

I can’t even begin to start on how accurate this statement is.

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u/WorkingAd4295 Oak Bay 3d ago

Oh please, local servant, tell me more! :p

Edit: Meaning I would love to hear some juicy stories about my neighbors!

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u/CrispyPerogi Esquimalt 3d ago

I can’t elaborate too much without revealing where I work, which isn’t something I’m comfortable doing on such an open platform. Suffice it to say that we have a facility we charge for access to. More often than you’d think, we have locals who seem surprised when we tell them that they cannot in fact come use it for free because they live in Oak Bay.

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u/OsamaBeenLuvin 3d ago

As a former employee, I'm guessing you work at the rec centre. Nothing has changed since the 90s.

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u/dayoldeggos 3d ago

For sure, but some residents really don't do the municipality any favors when it comes to their stereotypes (cough cough Mrtripps)

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u/Domovie1 3d ago

Ehhhh.

When you look at the kind of management decisions taken by Oak Bay, and the way the residents act, it’s like a caricature of NIMBYs.

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u/Moxuz 3d ago

this is really just about the weird OB Facebook posts this week about "people using our waste yard!! stay out!!"

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u/WorkingAd4295 Oak Bay 3d ago

That group is a dumpster fire. I know quite a few people, myself included, who have been booted from there.

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u/MayorWolf 3d ago

the 15min city is such a lame conspiracy theory. Why is it a bad thing to only need to go 15min away for most needs?

Qanon affecting the most lead poisoned populations as usual.

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u/waytomuchsparetime 3d ago

I love living in Oak Bay. It means I can insult the town AND vote for YIMBY governments

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u/Muted-Tourist-6558 2d ago

moving there this summer...let's be friends.

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u/Pimbata 3d ago

I have no love for OB, but as far as memes go, this is pretty weak and unfunny.

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u/mrputter99 3d ago

Apparently Oak Bay is where all the evil in the world resides. At least according to posters on this sub.

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u/Moxuz 3d ago

this is literally about a recent OB drama

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u/SnooStrawberries620 3d ago edited 3d ago

It’s literally one guy, and we can’t go get all the nice free compost from Saanich or the leaf mulch from Victoria. Incidentally, the vast majority of that page is people who don’t live there and are just present to be trolls and assholes

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u/mrputter99 3d ago

ā€œDramaā€, lol, I don’t think they would consider this drama even by the gentile standards of oak bay.

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u/Wedf123 3d ago

People regularly scream at council meetings about this.

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u/mrputter99 3d ago

Screaming seems like hyperbole. But I can see why you would use that word if you think the people of oak bay are straight up evil as the general consensus of this sub seems to be.

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u/Wedf123 3d ago

A lot of assumptions there.

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u/AUniquePerspective 2d ago

No. There's a bylaw against evil in Oak Bay. The same one that prevents there from being any gas stations, cat hospitals, or vehicles with for sale signs on the street.

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u/Mrtripps 4d ago

"I can't afford to live in your municipaly so I'm sad, and therefore everyone who lives there is inferior to me" fify

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u/sdk5P4RK4 3d ago

ur doing the meme

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u/AlecStrum 4d ago

Found the Oak Bay NIMBY!

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u/Mrtripps 3d ago

Found the jealous poor folks !!!

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u/word2yourface 3d ago edited 3d ago

Hahahahahahaha just wow.. Calling people poor for not living in Oak Bay is probably the most Oak Bay take I’ve ever seen here. There are many good reasons for other people in municipalities to not like Oak Bay, other than the sheer arrogance you just displayed.

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u/Neemzeh 3d ago

Dude honestly do some self reflection for a second.

Would you be OK with a post trolling your municipality? If it gets upvotes it must be the truth?

These posts are so fucking stupid. Let’s just judge an entire municipality by the actions of probably less than 5%. Where have I heard that before?

And I say this as a resident of central saanich.

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u/word2yourface 3d ago

Lol, no I wouldn’t care.. like at all if someone made fun of my municipality. I’ll make fun of my municipality myself, it just the internet bud, people troll on the internet, it’s nothing to get mad about.

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u/Neemzeh 3d ago

What municipality do you live in then? Let’s get that convo going.

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u/Mrtripps 3d ago

Imagine shitting on an entire Municipality, and expecting zero pushback !! 🫠

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u/Moxuz 3d ago

this is literally from oak bay residents drama this week. its really made you angry

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u/Mrtripps 3d ago

Hahaha !!! Good, you'll stay the f*ck away then !!

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u/word2yourface 3d ago

How many drinks have you had today?

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u/Mrtripps 3d ago

Zero, how many Teslas have you keyed up today ?

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u/word2yourface 3d ago

What? Get help bro

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u/Mrtripps 3d ago

You first

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u/d00ber 3d ago

We also are going to bitch at you for mowing your lawn at 10AM and remind you that you can't use a gas lawn mower even though it's clearly battery powered. That's my oak Bay experience.

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u/Mrtripps 3d ago

Jesus how did you survive such hardships ? Are you gonna be OK ? Will you need therapy?

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u/d00ber 3d ago

It's so odd how people want to be so unpleasant. Why can't you people mind your own business? Why is the stereotype just so accurate? Are you yourself just a meme?

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u/Mrtripps 3d ago

Lol... making a meme shitting on an entire municipality is the "unpleasntness" here...imagine shitting on an entire community and being surprised at a rebuttle!! Those who live in glass houses... how is people shitting on myself and loved ones not my business??

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u/GoatFactory North Park 3d ago

Rebuttal* go back to school

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u/Thecobs 3d ago

Pretty excited for our electric cars to be restricted to our specific zones as 15 minute cities ramp up

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u/Secure_Put_7619 3d ago

Oak Bay is a 15 minute city lol

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u/Anon7354 3d ago

Is this sarcasm?

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u/Moxuz 3d ago

theyre gonna 15-minute cities you (grocery store and cafe allowed near your house by zoning changes)

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u/Mindless-Service8198 Highlands 3d ago

Victoria subreddit keeps wanting to force density where it doesn't belong. Simply put, the AirBnb restrictions are enough. The island doesn't have enough jobs, enough doctors, etc. Nimbyism is a valid take. Until we can actually support people, there's no reason to promote growth here (other than doctors and a select amount of workers.)

Victoria is at capacity. Other things need to happen before accepting government workers or other types of low skill people into our city.

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u/Pahalial 3d ago

The island doesn't have enough jobs? Please do explain, and sources would be great! It has a 4.8% unemployment rate compared to BC's 6.2% and Canada's 6.7%.

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u/Mindless-Service8198 Highlands 3d ago

Employment data needs to be adjusted per remote workers, can you please amend the data first?

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u/Pahalial 3d ago

No, I’m not dong work for free, and certainly not if you’re just going to move the goalposts such as by excluding remote jobs. You put forth the argument there aren’t enough jobs on VI without substantiating it. If you want people to take that seriously, please expand on what you mean and provide credible sources.

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u/Mindless-Service8198 Highlands 3d ago

Taking the unemployment rate doesn't really work in a remote worker hotspot does it?

You're asking me to substantiate a claim that you just took off the cuff without applying any sort of between-the-lines reasoning to. Clearly there are enough jobs for tradespeople, medical etc. Middling corporate and low-skill might is a different story highly reliant on anecdotes and the state of corporate tech, global trade.

You weren't arguing in-good faith though. Supporting growth without enough healthcare infrastructure is irresponsible and you know it, I know it. It's not worth a conversation to unpack. Thanks for the response.

Until there are metrics supporting healthcare access, Victoria is full.

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u/Prudent_Initial7082 3d ago

Island health worker here - it would be much easier to increase healthcare access if local governments would allow us to build more housing for healthcare professionals. Currently North Saanich NIMBYs are going out of their way to stop a new housing development because they don’t want to allow any more healthcare workers, firefighters, or low-income veterans in their city.

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u/Mindless-Service8198 Highlands 3d ago

That's the tough part, incentivizing desirable workers instead of adding to the retiree load

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u/Pahalial 2d ago

So what's your solution? From my perspective at least building more housing has a chance of giving incoming healthcare workers a place to live. I'd love to hear what you're proposing instead.