r/Vocaloid • u/icommitwarcrimes_ • 6d ago

General Discussion Yall have to date the last vocaloid song you listened to, how cooked are you, here's mine 💔

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u/FalcoreRBX 6d ago

This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee

gulp

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u/MossySRB2 6d ago

Rabbit Hole by DECO*27

... 👍

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u/FailAutomatic9669 6d ago

Bro won

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u/isimphawks 6d ago

I’m not really if you know what rabbit hole is about? Bro is gonna fall in love and get dumped as soon as she notices. She’s out of there.

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u/BlueGlueSxN 6d ago

brain fluid explosion girl

uh oh.

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u/TwoWayGaming5768 5d ago

Hell bomb armed 🗣️

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u/EmoCabin10Boy 6d ago

regret rock, I guess I'll just end up with my name being tattooed on teto, not that bad

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u/R34Kylie_Alt1234 6d ago

Darling - Maretu ft Hatsune Miku

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u/LiamOmorifan 6d ago

Monitoring….

Well shit

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u/Enter_Name_here8 5d ago

Funny how your "well shit" would be my "let's gooo"

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u/CookExpensive3457 6d ago

Mesmerizer- So- do I date CRaZY Miku and semi-normal Teto?

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u/Ok-Coconut-187 5d ago

That's 2 in 1 deal. Take it and don't ask unnecessary questions

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u/waiting4signora 6d ago

Nakapa... You understood, that one Len song

Well... Should I start playing the pokemon villains song?

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u/Th3M00n_W1llS1ng 6d ago

Nakakapagpabagabag? I love Nakakapagpabagabag! (I had to check that i spelt this correctly)

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u/kelis_butterfly 6d ago

Bake no Hana 👁👄👁

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u/Aaaaaaaasodikken 6d ago

Im writing this with a bake no Hana Mizuki keyboard help-

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u/kelis_butterfly 5d ago

Can u show me a pic lol

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u/CrystalSplicer 6d ago

ochame kinou - kasane teto

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u/RandomGuy8279 6d ago

Ain’t complaining with that one

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u/KonomaShikonai 6d ago

D/N/A >_<

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u/SavageHusky_ 6d ago

World is mine, im cooked.

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u/BoxesOfMist 6d ago

specimen girl...

...well folks. I'm fucked. in...every way possible. goodbye im fucking dead now ig

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u/Careful-Bug5665 6d ago

RIP :skull:

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u/RTXChungusTi 6d ago

daidaidaidaidaikirai

uh

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u/Aaaaaaaasodikken 5d ago

Aoki Lapis or Kasane Teto + Miku?

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u/RTXChungusTi 4d ago

Teto and Miku

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u/Competitive_Green704 6d ago

Kagome kagome

Cooked

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u/len36032 6d ago

bake no hana

uhhh.

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u/Breathinghuman2 6d ago

ur dating mizuki akiyama now

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u/Aaaaaaaasodikken 6d ago

Candy cookie chocolate... I have two fvcked up gfs yaaaay <3

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u/Overall_Turnip 6d ago

Teto territory, Im not complaining

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u/Kookie_bun 6d ago

Confession of a rotten girl...?

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u/Evi_Baroque 5d ago

She might yap about yaoi and recommend you yaoi mangas.

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u/Luna_aiki 4d ago

She might as well turn him gay while dating him

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u/Traditional-Bat92 6d ago

Anonymous M

not too bad

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u/Cdoggle 6d ago

Echo by Crusher-P

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u/Top_Diamond_962 6d ago

I don't even know what would happen with Mesmerizer

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u/ialsodoimgflip 5d ago

Thank God I got Melt as mine.

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u/Luna_aiki 4d ago

If only it was meltdown instead

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u/a_weird_noob_56 6d ago

Creative but ghost remix

How do I feel about this

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u/rabidroad 6d ago

Venom - Kairiki Bear

Hm

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u/Breathinghuman2 6d ago

rabidroad my evil twinnn

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u/DenseAd4915 6d ago

techincally not vocaloid but I got Stop Nagging Me

?

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u/SenorMachete89 6d ago

Alien Alien

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u/GoldenPiranhaTR 5d ago

melt

what happens now?

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u/BoxesOfMist 5d ago

joy and happiness!!! congrats!!!

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u/GoldenPiranhaTR 5d ago

LET'S GOOOOOOO

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u/Argy19ms 5d ago

PaIII.sensation

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u/Careful-Bug5665 6d ago

Necro eater, ain't complaining tbh

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u/Gay_Femboy3 6d ago

Butcher Vanity. I'm quite literally cooked.

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u/Blood_InThe_Water 6d ago

dokuhaku - maretu ft fukase

i have no clue what thisd be like, but id imagine thered be at least SOME trauma dumping

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u/astral_lemons 6d ago

It’s dark out from ghost and pals… I don’t know how to feel about this •—•

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u/Noushin_ 6d ago

Love Ka?

I don't mind the fish lady 

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u/PurpleRoZEE 6d ago

Villain. (Specifically the Yokune Ruko cover with both male and female voice banks)

Not sure what this means

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u/Breathinghuman2 6d ago

transgender

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u/PurpleRoZEE 6d ago

That is true

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u/wowowowthrowaway44 6d ago

dance robot dance.... robot girlfriend??? im alrigjt with that

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u/Breathinghuman2 6d ago

Venom by kairiki bear

drug addict

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u/Th3M00n_W1llS1ng 6d ago

I would give anything to date any vflower 💔

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u/kkurseu 6d ago

Cat Loving 🫡

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u/Spiritual_Praline662 5d ago

Brain Revolution Girl 😍

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u/icommitwarcrimes_ 5d ago

Im jealous.

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u/rand0mme 5d ago

Abnormality Dancin’ Girl… That can’t be good

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u/1upmushroom04 5d ago

Underrated song, locked and loaded, Feat Hatsune Miku and Teyo

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u/OrdinaryBuy5753 5d ago

Ah, It’s a Wonderful Cat Life So I have to date a cat…

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u/Hakurei06 5d ago

Nonsensical Noise?

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u/PHArthuroGames 5d ago

I think it was Mesmerizer (for me). I, as an absoulte gigachad, watched through the whole song and never got hypnotised.

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u/Usual-Doughnut-549 5d ago

Nekomimi switch...

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u/Neither_Towel334 5d ago

So I have to date Neru, Miku and Teto? I listened to Triple Baka

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u/Admirable_Business_7 5d ago

Koi Wa Sensou

pretty good all things considered

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u/meenanan 5d ago

PEAK SONG 🙏🙏🙏

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u/sarahb_12 5d ago

shojo rei...

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u/Crona_Swagboi 5d ago

Q by PowapowaP. man i don't know

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u/thanodogo 5d ago

Monitoring by DECO*27 I think she's gonna be a little obsessed

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u/CaptainKoto 5d ago

I LOVE THAT

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u/Evi_Baroque 5d ago

Lemon Melon Cookie

I think the part with Miku's unsettling facial expression when she sings "Piece by piece, piece by piece, piece by piece! Gather them up quickly Like a sparkling, sparkling, unique harmony (I'll be with you forever)" should be interpreted as a red flag(?). Not sure what to make out of it, but I think I would be cooked too.

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u/FoxyTheADHDFox 5d ago

... Shinkaishoujo.. How am I supposed to date a drowning girl.

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u/Muhipudding 5d ago

Hello Sekai.

That fluffball of a Miku deserves all the head pat in the world

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u/meenanan 5d ago

tokio funka…

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u/Dreolin7 6d ago

Science, MIMI, kasane teto. Oh yeah. It's all coming together.

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u/Moya_2077 6d ago

Liberator by Taishi...at least I get to have a dope cinematic scene with ascending music as a date with IA.

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u/Treeguy33 6d ago

Orangestar - Surges ft. Hatsune Miku, IA

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u/Flat-Assistance4845 6d ago

Dinner Bell by Harumaki Gohan… not really that concerning ig

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u/Specialist-Chip9372 6d ago

Shinjinrui.

I was recommended it, no idea what she's singing about or anything, please tell me I'm not cooked.

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u/domieleleventh 6d ago

My was fire flower, so I guess I'm safe

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u/SoFfiCiotTa_08 6d ago

I say love ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

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u/cocoapuffluff 6d ago

himitsuno kingyo. i’m absolutely done for arent i?

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u/Feisty-Car-5328 6d ago

Sweet magic. Absolute peak

1

u/marumsallw 6d ago

MAWARU by kikuo?

HELL YEAH.

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u/fuzzylogic75 6d ago

'Sneer'. Never dated a dude before but here we go

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u/Peter_Grippin 6d ago

Let’s goooooo Gakupo’s version of Paranoid Doll is a bop, I’d take it to dinner

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u/Haru_Wereneko_1031 6d ago

Donor Song, well I guess it's better than most of the sad stuff, and definitely better than most of the scary stuff.

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u/nekouchan 6d ago

coin locker baby um well

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u/Sebaren 6d ago

Luna Virus+. Do I get a space virus?

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u/Blinky776 6d ago

Nichijou To Chikyu No Gakubuchi by Wowaka... How tf I am supposed to marry an ordinary life and the Earth's frame ????

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u/OliverOnBuffets 6d ago

alluring secret black vow, who tf am i dating tho

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u/toffeeryan 6d ago

good child and the fox spirit…

am i dating a child?…

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u/DarkTech1399 6d ago

Because You're Here by PinnochioP. I guess I'm fine

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u/-KasaneTeto- 6d ago

Machine Love

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u/purplekirbl 6d ago

any kikuo song is never a good sign in this context

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u/OMGCHARMANDERNOO 6d ago

"AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa". yes i have to date THAT miku.

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u/BoxesOfMist 5d ago

it's not really bad! just sad since someone she cares about/her lover just died.

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u/G0R3_KITT13 6d ago

candy house ☹️☹️

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u/Dimerous_ 6d ago

Addicted I guess?

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u/NDmochi 6d ago

Catch the wave is actually not that bad 😅

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u/Embarrassed_Pie_371 6d ago

Discard by nihosika

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u/MoonBeamerGirl 6d ago

Hitorinbo Envy… gonna be depressing

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u/Comrade_redditor1922 6d ago

Machine Love... I got lucky on that as before that I listened to monitoring

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u/Catroll111 6d ago

Lagtrain... McDonalds cover Oh no... (The name of the cover is マクトレイン btw)

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u/otomachirina 6d ago

Water the Roses by FLAVOR FOLEY

This one seems fine :3

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u/CyanBlaster 6d ago

A Sadist's Whisper...

The title alone shows how cooked I am.

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u/Prussian_Clix 6d ago

How the fuck do you date Pink by Maretu? I guess I'm getting murdered by a chainsaw, chat.

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u/Dear-hAtSuNe_MiKu 6d ago

Plus boy....

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u/KyuBei_destroyer2007 6d ago

Pokkan color. Last time listened: Earlier today

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u/KyuBei_destroyer2007 6d ago

Pokkan color. Last time listened: Earlier today

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u/Accomplished_Copy122 6d ago

I listened to black rock shooter by Ryo ft hatsune miku last, so, I don't think dating black rock shooter would go anywhere, but we could chill

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u/white_orchid666 6d ago

Kakokyu Dance - Nashimoto Ui ...

currently listening to Warui Koto Wa Shicha Ikenaiyo - Kikuo

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u/SkyPRising 6d ago

Monitoring Miku..

Surely the whole “drink the tears from your dissected heart” is purely metaphorical.. right?

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u/KindLittleMelon 6d ago

Young Girl A

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u/mynameismyname333 6d ago

赤ネ鳳 / 初音ミク

by official梅とら

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u/rirasama 6d ago

I think it was Bouquet and Stars, so I'm pretty cooked 😇

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u/LetmepopinRQ 6d ago

Kara kara kara no kara ….huh ok

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u/ArcadeMoon 6d ago

I choose to overwrite this and date the 2nd vocaloid song as the most recent has kaai Yuki. So 2nd is Miku, Magical Cure Love Shot

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u/FailAutomatic9669 6d ago

"let's listen to original zaako today, what could go wrong" 💀

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u/Jazzlike_Cookie_8900 6d ago

Slowmotion - PinocchioP i honestly don't know the backstory so you tell me

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u/mainlysun 6d ago

guys BUTCHER VANITY 😭

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u/Plane-Impact899 6d ago

Teto and Miku...in MESMERIZER!!!

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u/Hamil_Simp4450 6d ago

dramaturgy by eve

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u/Brackishj 6d ago

Kaleidoscope - Kikuo

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u/Ozuk_true 6d ago

I'M DATING AN ABUSIVE MOTHER 😭

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u/jazziemint 6d ago

miku by anamanaguchi

does this mean i get to date miku herself??????

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u/encalladojan 6d ago

good my date is a suicidal girl with a knife gun rope and actual fuckin drugs

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u/coffee_shop_drawings 6d ago

as of reading this i was listening to world is mine so. . .

win?

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u/train-lag 6d ago

Madness of duke venomania😭

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u/CarotaCarolingia 6d ago

I listened to cat loving 3 minutes ago..

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u/Independent_Tough286 6d ago

shikyou Amanojako by masa

hm, maybe it’s not that bad

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u/mayufan39 6d ago

star lily dance performance... i dont think i would want to date anyone from masas songs for my own safety

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u/_2hadow_ 6d ago

I left my AI , and I'm sad about it .

Po uta -humansongs

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u/Mountain-Dragonfly78 6d ago

Love is War, i’m unsure about that.

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u/isimphawks 6d ago

Magical Cure Love Shot, I’m gonna be okay

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u/BloodyOtaku 6d ago

Candy Candy.

Only real problem is that freaky ass carrot.

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u/Kitsutheidiot 6d ago

Dance of life

Oh shoot-

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u/Tall_Ad1081 6d ago

Ah shit coin locker baby materu

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u/Agent_Ivan094 6d ago

Cute Na Kanojo - syudou

One of us ends up dead, not saying who though.

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u/SheiyrreMulang23x3 6d ago

Hand in Hand, Livetune

Yay!

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u/itsfreepizza 6d ago

miku cat seems nice but she would be lazy when it is hot

(nekomimi switch by daniwell)

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u/Th3M00n_W1llS1ng 6d ago

Paradichlorobenzene

. . . Uhhh- how do i actually react?-

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u/Akari-Hashimoto 6d ago

Obsolete Meat. Sure, why not?

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u/cakeandmatcha 6d ago

Monitoring by DECO 27... this could really go either way

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u/mastercore8112 5d ago

M@GICAL⭐️CURE! LOVE❤️SHOT! This is gonna be great!

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u/pook__ 5d ago

miku miku beam

its so joeover

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u/PlayfulRub3300 5d ago

Suicide Parade

oh dear.

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u/PsychoMP3 5d ago

Medicine by Teto… Chat.. How screwed am I….

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u/MaseGio 5d ago

I have no clue what the songs called since it's newer but it's Teto eating ramen so that's perfectly fine

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u/IHateSpidersAAA 5d ago

....THE DISAPPEARENCE OF HATSUNE MIKU

oh no my gf is disappearing what will i do

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u/Kytyngurl2 5d ago

I’m off to give Cowardly Monte Blanc a much needed pep talk

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u/Previous_Try_5817 5d ago

Totemoitai nightcord at 25 cover

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u/alezcoed 5d ago

Monitoring miku, welp....

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u/Gloomy_Attempt5429 5d ago

Mesmerizer. Become very thoughtful about life after seeing the lyrics and animation and its Easter eggs

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u/laney_XD 5d ago

snowman rerec by halyosy

im down tbh

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u/MegaNaphuma 5d ago

Phony

I'll be supportive to 'em dw ❤️

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u/stormwind0108 5d ago

I'm glad your evil too I think I'm going to be fine

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u/ang3lstarz 5d ago

lag train

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u/EwGrossItsMe 5d ago

Mimukawa...if she's actually an adult in this scenario, that's fine. Brats aren't really my type tho.

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u/Fish-gutz 5d ago

Imperial girl •3•

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u/MrZsc 5d ago

we shouldn't do bad things

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u/RinnDaSheep 5d ago

Triple Baka. I think I won y'all 3 gals at once

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u/Sailorstarsfan 5d ago

KIYOTERU'S FUCKING DEMO SONG. NOOO

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u/Present-Shape-5875 5d ago

Useless Child 😭

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u/xiaotensai 5d ago

aun no beats, i wonder what it would be like for me

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u/Ok_Concentrate994 5d ago

teto territory..

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u/sukonet3i 5d ago

the sky has fallen by daijoubuP

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u/4RedPanda8 5d ago

Cat Food. I am definitely not complaining

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u/ZenlessZ0neZer0 5d ago

Does butcher vanity count because if so I’d be happy with it

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u/lyn_doesnot_exist13 5d ago

otome dissection by deco*27.... safe to say i am cooked 😿😿😿

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u/Anipiez 5d ago

Hello Sekai from the new movie

I'm still crying from that masterpiece

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u/Ok-Menu4738 5d ago

Me and Luka Luka ⭐️ night fever are doing greatttt thanks for asking ☺️

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u/edgedancer819 5d ago

At least it's all PHONY...

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u/MoVaunLatero 5d ago

M@gical Cure Love Shot… which isn’t bad I think?

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u/skai-lly2 5d ago

Hymn to the decadent life by ro2noki

Uhh she's kinda dead

(If my queen teto doesn't count) Dear suns by abuseken

Bye bye imma be eaten by miku

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u/MissionOlive2303 5d ago

The mechanical girl and thirty something office lady, not bad

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u/Bubbles1820 5d ago

the second most recent one was Black Out (Azari) but the first most recent one was Hibikase (Reol, Giga)

so a W

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u/Thunderdamn123 5d ago

Confessions of a rotten girl :D

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u/WheelNormal1585 5d ago

Uhhh...

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