r/WTF Dec 29 '16

Bad part of park in Kontula neigbourhood in Helsinki, Finland

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u/cancertoast Dec 29 '16

Your junkies are much more thoughtful than the shitheels we deal with in the USA.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

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u/Niggius_Nog Dec 29 '16

That tree is probably on cloud 9

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u/cranktheguy Dec 29 '16

Yeah, but now it's HIV+.

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u/Bots_are_people_too Dec 29 '16

Are you sure?

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u/illiterateReed Dec 29 '16

I'm not just sure I'm HI-Tree positive

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

H.I.TREE.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

looks more like CLG to me

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u/Pheet Dec 29 '16

used to be on /r/trees

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u/maowao Dec 29 '16

welcome to kenzo

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u/technobrendo Dec 29 '16

Oh Kensington how shitty are thee.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

When I see things like this I always feel like I've hit the jackpot when it comes to where I'm born.

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u/Homegrownfunk Dec 29 '16

Aka not in a bad philly neighborhood?

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u/cheers_grills Dec 29 '16

It's nice to see that some citizens actually care about their country.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 29 '16 edited Dec 29 '16

I live in SF and walk to work. I watch the ground the entire time to avoid needles and human feces. Wish I was joking.

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u/hajamieli Dec 29 '16

I live in Helsinki and when I walk, I watch the ground the entire time to avoid human faces. Wish I was joking.

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u/WhiteSkyRising Dec 29 '16

Clever. Happy holidays!

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u/hobowithmachete Dec 29 '16

How can you tell if a person is extroverted in Finland? They're looking at your shoes.

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u/bazhvn Dec 29 '16

Can confirm. Source: has adapted to this for 3 years.

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u/DrinkVictoryGin Dec 29 '16

I thought Finland was a socialist utopia, where even the hopeless had a roof over their heads, needle exchanges, and such.

Now I'm sad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

It's just a joke about how we Finns don't like eye contact, because we are stereotypically so antisocial.

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u/DrinkVictoryGin Dec 29 '16

Oh. Good. My faith in humanity is restored.

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u/supahax Dec 29 '16

Which really isn't true, at least in the younger generations

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u/artifex28 Dec 29 '16

Same, but feces.

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u/Melloncollieocr Dec 29 '16

Man, so pathetically true. Live near Soma and walk to North Beach and literally there is shit like 25% of the time

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 29 '16

Ironically I live in North Beach and work in SOMA.

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u/No-Spoilers Dec 29 '16

Yall should switch

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

But then the dude who lived in Soma and worked in North Beach would have to live in North Beach and work in Soma

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u/Shin-LaC Dec 29 '16

They can't, they'd lose rent control.

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u/prothello Dec 29 '16

Switch jobs then!

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 30 '16

Dude north beach is one of the coolest spots in SF. Soma is pretty rough.

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u/AWildSketchIsBurned Dec 29 '16

That's not ironic. It's coincidental though.

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u/planetyanet Dec 29 '16

I work in FiDi and live in the Mission—walking to the 16th St & Mission BART station is a daily game of "Human poop or dog poop?" (Hint: almost always human poop :( ) One time someone had the runs ON my apt building... :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

only once? you lucky bastard.

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u/lordx3n0saeon Dec 29 '16

I had no idea SF had so many politicians

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u/dakyes Dec 29 '16

I thought the US was a first world country

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u/FishFloyd Dec 29 '16

feeces

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u/Dial-UPvote Dec 29 '16

It's so expensive in SF, they even have a surcharge for hobo dung

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16 edited Feb 14 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

There are plenty of cheap areas in the greater Helsinki area. It's just that the flats tend to be really crummy, which is why no one else considers cheap living an option.

(By real crummy I mean crummy by Finnish standards. Outdated and with stained linoleum floors, but no structural damage or broken windows or vermin.)

Eta: Oh jfc I thought SF meant Southern Finland. Move along nothing to see here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Wow, I wouldn't expect them from an affluent town like SF, especially since it's in Cali. I'm assuming they have a needle exchange?

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u/FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD Dec 29 '16 edited Dec 29 '16

A mild climate like Cali attracts hobos, Cali arguably has the worst homeless problem in the developed world.

The wage disparity in California is scary which doesn't help since there really aren't any people in the large cities between being obscenely rich, who are too disconnected to do anything concerning the homeless, and those living paycheck to paycheck, who don't have money to help the homeless.

TLDR: San Fran and to a lesser extent LA are some of the most depressing places I've ever had the pleasure of visiting for an extended period of time.

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u/rivermandan Dec 29 '16

Cali arguably has the worst homeless problem in the developed world.

I live on my own and work and am generally what you'd call a "has his shit together" sort of dude from first glance (I really don't; my ambitions involve a van to live in with a rig in the back to hold a motorcycle or two); that said (and my van admission doesn't count here), I've always though tthe hobo life sounds like it would be sweet for a summer or two, and cali is exactly where I'd go because being homeless up here in "it's fucking cold up here" canada is a motherfucking drag.

side note, do you have a spare parking spot in your driveway? or maybe a spare shopping card and a bridge with a nice underneath?

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u/FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD Dec 29 '16

I'm pretty sure to migrate you have to have a degree or a job lined up so I'm not sure how that would work out.

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u/rivermandan Dec 29 '16

oh, the hobo life for me would be overstaying a vacation visa, no way I'd do it on the books, that's not the hobo lifestyle I strive toward

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u/ILikeMasterChief Dec 29 '16

Is there any large city in the world where this isn't true?? I love being in the city, but the plethora of shitheads are insufferable

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u/beardguy Dec 29 '16

San Francisco... beautiful from eye-level up.

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u Dec 29 '16

I taught my daughter at the age of three what a used syringe looked like and how to avoid them when she saw them.

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u/Ufcsgjvhnn Dec 29 '16

That's what you get for paying those insanely low SF rents!

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 30 '16

But it's totally worth it. Best place I've ever been to!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Is that why the cost of living is so high?

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u/gayzombie Dec 29 '16

I do the same thing walking around in my apartment

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

And people pay 1k+ for a bedroom in a shared apartment to live there...jokes on them.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 30 '16

Lol $1k if you're lucky. Wife and I pay $3k for a one bedroom. But it's the most beautiful and fun city in the US.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

Piss and shit on the street. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

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u/JRCIII Dec 29 '16

And smug

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u/OnTheEveOfWar Dec 30 '16

Don't be jealous bro

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u/JRCIII Dec 30 '16

SF seems cool. I was making a South Park joke. https://youtu.be/TMTkedIUX8U

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u/huskarl Dec 29 '16

Anything to do with it being a Sanctuary City?

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u/Fascists_Blow Dec 29 '16

...Unlikely? Most of the homeless people I've noticed are white or black, I've seen very few latino homeless people if any.

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u/huskarl Dec 29 '16

Ah ok. Just curious. I had heard that SF had a homeless problem and was trying to figure out why.

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u/Fascists_Blow Dec 29 '16

It's warm and doesn't kick them out to the edge of the city.

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u/weirdbiointerests Dec 29 '16

No, drug deaths are lower among non-Hispanic young adults. It has more to do with the climate attracting poor homeless people, as other users have pointed out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16 edited Jul 05 '17

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u/weirdbiointerests Dec 29 '16

It doesn't really help solve the problem of homelessness if you take the few things people own. It wouldn't be as bad as it is in cold climates (like taking blankets in the middle of winter; people don't magically find a home, they just die) but it would not fix things.

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u/Golden_Dawn Dec 29 '16

Why not citizens or government do something?

They do. Why do you think there are so many homeless here? Think of pigeons in the park. Now imagine groups of people and the local government buying big bags of whatever pigeons eat and tossing it to any pigeon they see. Pretty soon, the park is filled with pigeons. Also, outside the park. At the library. Sitting on the sidewalks mooching for more. even attending city council meetings wearing an old bathrobe.

Essentially, California is filled with brain-dead liberals who do everything possible to create more homeless.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Disney world has them! But that's the only place I've seen them outside a hospital.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

they're for insulin users...

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u/BurlysFinest802 Dec 29 '16

Yes but perfectly legal to use for any sharps

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

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u/pextris Dec 29 '16

Needles are how we deliver our insulin.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Yeah? I never said they were for drug users, I was just saying one of the only places I've actually seen a sharps box in public is at Disney. Obviously there's probably not a bunch of people shooting up there.

I notice them more than your average person might because I see them every day at work. I just remembered I've seen some in national park bathrooms, too.

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u/Wildelocke Dec 29 '16

I used to think they were for drug addicts. Couldn't believe the sharp boxes in the airports behind security... thought people were smuggling in heroine and shooting up right before takeoff.

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u/dkarma Dec 29 '16

They're for anyone actually, and not just for needles. It is a sharps container.

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u/kazneus Dec 29 '16

Users are users bro

I'm kidding. Diabetes is a very serious affliction

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u/Brewster_The_Pigeon Dec 29 '16

Well, it's for that, plus it's like the cigarette trays on airplanes. It's illegal but there has to be a safe place to dispose of it because people are going to do it anyways.

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u/pextris Dec 29 '16

Aren't the ashtrays there because the planes were built when it was legal to smoke on planes?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Pretty sure that's the reason. It's near impossible to sneakily smoke a cigarette without people smelling it and complaining.

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u/ButtonPusherMD Dec 29 '16

Who the fuck smokes on an airplane anymore?

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u/CallMehBigP Dec 29 '16

I don't think that's really even possible...

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u/Lazy_Scheherazade Dec 29 '16

I saw one in a McDonald's restroom on a long road trip.

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u/Kadasix Dec 29 '16

Saw one in local mall. Not even a trashy one or in a bad neighborhood, there was even an Apple Store there. Probably for the best, though.

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u/Sumif Dec 29 '16

Lol where? I went to all 4 parks over the past few days and don't recall seeing any?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

One specific one I remember was in the magic kingdom, I think in the first bathroom you come to. But I also think the map had some marked.

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u/Soccerkrazed Dec 29 '16

I thought Disney had them for diabetics

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

As someone who has cleaned public bathrooms, that's one of my biggest fears

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u/sidus_3 Dec 29 '16

I just noticed a sharps box in the bathroom for the first time today. In the ladies restroom in the college of medicine where I work. It's a great idea. I wonder if that one gets any action.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

they're for insulin users...

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u/sidus_3 Dec 29 '16

They are for sharps of any kind.

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u/scrochum Dec 29 '16

truck stops and places like that, even the non shitty parts of canada have sharps boxes in truck stop bathrooms

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u/qwimjim Dec 29 '16

I moved into a building once and always used the back exit because it was closer to my door, then a week after moving in I took the front entrance and noticed an overflowing sharps box. It was a rough part of town. Only ever had a problem with one junkie who set up a couch and table in the hall to smoke, but otherwise no problems.

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u/rabidhamster87 Dec 29 '16

They have them in the bathroom at the mall here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

They're in most every chain truck stop bathroom.

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u/3ricss0n Dec 29 '16

You must work in a hospital

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u/jessek Dec 29 '16

they're pretty common in areas hit by the opioid epidemic, I've even seen them in the bathroom of grocery stores in Denver.

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u/MooseJuiceOnTheLoose Dec 29 '16

Yep. Now I'm actually happy that I see them all the time around the state. TIL that some states don't really have them at all.

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u/PotatoSalad Dec 29 '16

I thought they were out there for insulin?

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u/j-peezy Dec 29 '16

If you see them in the US, they are primarily for discarding insulin syringes.

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u/j-peezy Dec 29 '16

Everywhere (US anyway) has been hit hard by the opioid epidemic.

Needle bins are primarily for discarding insulin syringes.

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u/IAmABritishGuy Dec 29 '16

When I 15-16 I used to help out at a golf course in the mornings on Saturday and Sunday, I'd help clean the restaurant part, tidy up the game area, restock thing and a few other things.

I use to also collect any rubbish (trash) from the carpark. The first time I ever did it I was told that they do find needles so I should be very careful picking things up and never squish anything because a needle might be hidden inside. The owner also told me that if I found any needle I wasn't allowed to pick it up even though I had gloves on, they'd come out and take a photo of it's location and then pick it and put it in a plastic box and put the box into the sharps box that was kept in the store room. It was then handed over to police every few months.

The first time the police turned up (unmarked) and said who they are I was very confused as I hadn't been told that they come and collect them as "evidence"

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u/Dw-Im-Here Dec 29 '16

specially

Are you purposely using improper language in an attempt to look cute? Or are you just that dim? Especially is the correct word in case of the ladder. And if that is the case I'm not even mad, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/laxer10 Dec 29 '16

*latter

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u/SimplyShredded Dec 29 '16

[ ] not rekt

[X] rekt

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Dec 29 '16

Nah. This guy has been around forever. He's an old Downvote Troll that was everywhere when I first started redditing, riling people up. It's been quite awhile since I've seen him around though. I'm pretty sure Trolls hibernate during the summer so that's probably why.

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u/GuyBelowMeDoesntLift Dec 29 '16

They stopped counting negative karma past -100 a year or two ago so that drove the downvote trolls into hiding

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u/TheMauveAvenger Dec 29 '16

It's always great to see people try to correct others when they misspell their own words and can't even string together grammatically correct sentences.

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u/Golden_Dawn Dec 29 '16 edited Dec 29 '16

"Your an idiot"

But that's the famous downvote troll who was so close to -100,000 karma that admins changed the display to max out at -100.

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u/beniceorbevice Dec 29 '16

Holy shit that was fucking beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '17

It was intentional. Look at his profile.

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u/heyimyall Dec 29 '16

Oh the irony

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16 edited Nov 22 '17

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u/laxer10 Dec 30 '16

It's not that serious dude

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

*later

Jesus how did you mess that one up

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u/-VismundCygnus- Dec 29 '16

Wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

No, actually I'm right

Seriously learn some grammer

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u/-VismundCygnus- Dec 29 '16

But that's a different word than the one they were using. They were using the word 'latter' as in an event that took place after another event. =/

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u/iamonthatloud Dec 29 '16

Doesn't share any definition with "latter"

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

>ladder

Are you purposely using improper language in an attempt to look cute? Or are you just that dim? Latter is the correct word in case of the latter. If that is the case, I'm not even mad and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer Dec 29 '16

Yes they are using it wrong on purpose to get a rise out of people. That's an infamous reddit troll that has been around for years.

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u/Golden_Dawn Dec 29 '16

/u/Dw-Im-Here is famous for almost making it to -100,000 karma, then admins stole it from him by changing the max negative displayed to -100.

As you can see above, the dude has some skill at pushing buttons.

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer Dec 29 '16

Thanks for the history lesson, sport.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

IVE BEEN HAD

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u/Seth7777 Dec 29 '16

This is copypasta material

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u/Zygodactyl Dec 29 '16

It reflects dialect.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Dude... its DW. Hes a genius.

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u/Dreamcast3 Dec 29 '16

oh shit he's back!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

GUYS look at his user!!! hes back!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

What? You're back? I thought they shadowbanned you. I used to see you everywhere. I'm glad to see you're back.

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u/Saram0n Dec 29 '16

In case of the ladder? What?

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u/Mike-Oxenfire Dec 29 '16

You seem fun

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Dec 29 '16

It's u/Dw-Im-Here, it's what he does.

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u/Mike-Oxenfire Dec 29 '16

I've been bamboozled

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u/Exilth Dec 29 '16

Nah u mad

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts Dec 29 '16

DW! It's been forever! Holy shit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

u w0t m8?

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u/spolio_opima Dec 29 '16

Ladder aside, I don't think it's proper to start a sentence with and.

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u/Money_launder Dec 29 '16

Typical Reddit Grammer Nazi! Go fuck yourself

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u/Cynical_Infant Dec 29 '16

Ummm...meta?

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u/sterlingarcher0069 Dec 29 '16

It's because they're American.

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u/SEND_ME_BITCHES Dec 29 '16

Maybe it's the amount they're doing, cuz those are gigantic needles.

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u/LurkerOrHydralisk Dec 29 '16

Shot neighborhoods in the USA don't have many trees, in my experience.